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 Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:11 am
Meta swung the pan.
(Stopping just before walloping Bapp)
"Be IC or I'll make you wash dishes, you hear?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:15 am
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"Y-Yes, ma'am!" He straighted up.
"I'd like to apply for a job here! I know how to cook, abit, and you seem short on staff."
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:17 am
Bapp Pogum But I don't get to use fancy skill comics in cooking rps...
Hey, wait... that's sounds pretty interesting.
"MIDNIGHT GARLIC SLICER *schwing schwing*
Dinner is served."
Or something like that.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:33 am
 Meta grinned, slightly evilly. "Okay, I'll start you off as a prep cook. Go chop those peppers over there then bring them over here! I'll teach you the art of the omelette if you do that well."
{Edit: stupid confusing tekformats...}
♫♪The Overseer's Praisesinger♪♫
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:41 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:50 am
"Good, you got them the right size! Now, would you like to learn how to make peppermint chocolate bark or omelettes? If you know one, then just tell me." ♫♪The Overseer's Praisesinger♪♫
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:15 am
*grabs omelette surprised that she had been caught*
Thank you!
*scampers out and noms on yummy omelette, forgetting that eating with your hands can be concidered uncivilized*
When she finishes she settles down for another nap, not realizing that there are bits of egg and ham in her hair from the vigerous nomming...
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:19 am
"Aww, lookit yuu~." Meta took a moment to pick the bits of ham and egg out of Feline's hair. "So kyuu~. I love a person who loves mah cookin'."
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:34 am
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"Errr... I'm not fond of learning how to eat tree bark, so I guess omelette will do."
Even though I know how to cook an omelette already, couldn't hurt to see how other people do it.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:06 am
 "Oh, silly, it's not tree bark! It's just a name for this chocolate. It's just two layers of chocolate, one dark, one white, topped with crushed candy canes. It's delicious! Here, try some. I've already made myself sick on it." She handed Bapp a piece. "So, how I make omelettes. I'm not sure if you do it the same way, but I've discovered two secrets to making them; one, use a normal, non-nonstick pan, with a cooking spray like this stuff here," she gestured with a spray can, "and use butter instead of other oils. It makes everything taste better! My second secret? Add a little evaporated milk to the eggs when you beat them. It makes them creamier. Problem is, I still don't have a very good track record on getting them to come up. They taste great, but don't look very good. Do you have any ideas?" ♫♪The Overseer's Praisesinger♪♫
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:04 am
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((What the... it's like a cooking tutorial...
*feels strangely very out of place*))
Bapp bit down on the chocolate with a loud crunch.
"Peppermint..." Bapp said with a bit of distaste.
Bapp thought for a moment.
"Errrmm... I dunno. All omelettes look pretty much the same, actually. It just depends whether you want it whole or in pieces."
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:11 pm
"Unfortunately, they usually end up in pieces," Meta sighed, "And what have you got against peppermint?" Meta sighed. "Pheuf. I'm going to need to take a break. Be back in a bit." (((Good lord, I'm running out of ideas. Help, peeps? Somebody break something, cause a disaster, start the roof on fire?))) ♫♪The Overseer's Praisesinger♪♫
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:29 pm
Feline wakes up and her stomach is growling from hunger.
She sneeks back into the kitchen to look for more food.
Seeing that the staff was not in the kitchen at the moment she decided to try and light the stove to cook something.
She poured fire starter on the stove and flicked a match to get things going.
She jumps back with a cat like howl as a wall of flame leaps before her and to her horror lights the roof on fire.
((You ordered one flaming roof and I provided! ))
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:16 pm
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"Hey, the roof is on fire!"
*does a rain dance*
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:22 pm
"AUGH! DAMMIT! SOMEBODY GET HELP!" as Meta ran back in, having seen the smoke rising from her workplace.
She turned on the faucet of the sink full blast, and cast the water into the stove.
[Minor Levitation]
"BAPP, FELINE, GO GET LORIKA AND WHOEVER ELSE CAN CONTROL WATER OVER HERE, NOW!"
She did the best she could, throwing all the liquids she could find on the fire, including the soup she had been making for dinner's appetizer.
"Great, and I was just getting the hang of this place."
(((In other news, my Towns home is now arranged somewhat like the kitchens. The link will be up on the front page in a few moments!
Menu also being updated.)))
♫♪The Overseer's Praisesinger♪♫
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