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Miss Chocobo

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:38 am


A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


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Ahh, TCOTP.

Don't ever wish for a p***s, ladies. Once you get it, you can't get rid of it. And honestly? Isn't worth it. The s**t you take for being a man, the things you have to do...

Be thankful you have a v****a!
The ONLY downfall the being a girl. The period. XD


No, we get the recieving end. Thats like hitting somebody with a truck and complaining about how bad you feel because you did it, even though they're worse off. D:
Lol. Your right I guess. rofl


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:39 am


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i fantasize about being different animals sometimes...

then i think of that show animorphs that used to come on
Sucks how it got canceled... The books are good though. XD

Taint: But us men are weak... Some of us cant say no to the female reproductive organ. XD

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:47 am


Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese
The Lone Drow Drizzt
Taint with Cheese
The Lone Drow Drizzt
Taint with Cheese
Ahh, TCOTP.

Don't ever wish for a p***s, ladies. Once you get it, you can't get rid of it. And honestly? Isn't worth it. The s**t you take for being a man, the things you have to do...

Be thankful you have a v****a!
The ONLY downfall the being a girl. The period. XD


No, we get the recieving end. Thats like hitting somebody with a truck and complaining about how bad you feel because you did it, even though they're worse off. D:
Lol. Your right I guess. rofl


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:50 am


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Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese
The Lone Drow Drizzt
Taint with Cheese


No, we get the recieving end. Thats like hitting somebody with a truck and complaining about how bad you feel because you did it, even though they're worse off. D:
Lol. Your right I guess. rofl


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
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rofl

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:51 am


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Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese
The Lone Drow Drizzt
Taint with Cheese


No, we get the recieving end. Thats like hitting somebody with a truck and complaining about how bad you feel because you did it, even though they're worse off. D:
Lol. Your right I guess. rofl


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
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I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:55 am


Tidus_Chocobo
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Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese
The Lone Drow Drizzt
Taint with Cheese


No, we get the recieving end. Thats like hitting somebody with a truck and complaining about how bad you feel because you did it, even though they're worse off. D:
Lol. Your right I guess. rofl


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
User Image

I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:56 am


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Tidus_Chocobo
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Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
User Image

I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
Hilarious dude. XD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:57 am


The Lone Drow Drizzt
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Tidus_Chocobo
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Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
User Image

I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
Hilarious dude. XD


I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:58 am


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You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
User Image

I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
Hilarious dude. XD


I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:
Maybe she digs fat guys. XD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:59 am


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Tidus_Chocobo
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Tidus_Chocobo
A man?? I use to wish I was a man, but being female is okay.
I once dreamed that... Megan Fox was pregnant with a child, or hers and my child :B
But I was a woman in the dream!!! D:


Taint with Cheese


xD Someones got to fight for our genders. Next on the list: Just cause i'm a man doesn't mean I put out. Come on, girls. Thats stereotyping and that WONT get you where you want. D:

Who thinks that??


You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
User Image

I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
If that took years to grow, I'd ask for my money back XD

Kahatir


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:59 am


The Lone Drow Drizzt
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Tidus_Chocobo
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You'd be surprised. xD
Gosh, I get treated like a piece of meat just because I happen to look like this.
User Image

I never think that of guys though *3*
HAHAHA rofl I can see why they think that of you, lol.


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
Hilarious dude. XD


I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:
Maybe she digs fat guys. XD


o.0 Damn it, back to the cake. D:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:01 am


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Taint with Cheese


D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
Hilarious dude. XD


I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:
Maybe she digs fat guys. XD


o.0 Damn it, back to the cake. D:
Before you pig out, ask your self this, Is she really worth the 200 pounds? XD

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:04 am


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D: And all of the Conan jokes I have to put up with just because I look like Arnie, but with an awesome goatee. (Look again, its there. I did it with MS paint years of hard work at growing it.) xD
Hilarious dude. XD


I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:
Maybe she digs fat guys. XD


o.0 Damn it, back to the cake. D:
Before you pig out, ask your self this, Is she really worth the 200 pounds? XD


The only reason I WOULDN'T pig out is for her. I've been walking every day and doing push ups, looking to lose weight. If I get to quit and eat cake for a girl, sign my a** up pronto.

I'm sick of salad, damnit. >: O
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:17 am


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I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:
Maybe she digs fat guys. XD


o.0 Damn it, back to the cake. D:
Before you pig out, ask your self this, Is she really worth the 200 pounds? XD


The only reason I WOULDN'T pig out is for her. I've been walking every day and doing push ups, looking to lose weight. If I get to quit and eat cake for a girl, sign my a** up pronto.

I'm sick of salad, damnit. >: O
Now I want a damn sandwich... On wheat bread. -w-

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:42 am


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I hope so, I tried using it as a joke to woo this woman I like. >: O

Damn it, why will she not mate with the Conan? D:
Maybe she digs fat guys. XD


o.0 Damn it, back to the cake. D:
Before you pig out, ask your self this, Is she really worth the 200 pounds? XD


The only reason I WOULDN'T pig out is for her. I've been walking every day and doing push ups, looking to lose weight. If I get to quit and eat cake for a girl, sign my a** up pronto.

I'm sick of salad, damnit. >: O
Now I want a damn sandwich... On wheat bread. -w-


Turkey and a crescant (however you spell it. Poofy french roll.) xD
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