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 Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:40 pm
"I just...want my COUCH man..."
Sob..sob.....
Wait.
Pulling himself back to his feet, Demyx picked up the pillow with the headphones on it and moved it to the table.
HA..HAHAHA!
He let out a crazy little snicker to himself and quickly flopped on the couch. Ahhhhh, nice...familiar...comfortable couch. Demyx moved to flop on his side and let out a sigh of relief.
"Much better..."
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:01 pm
"You have got to be kidding me."
Seriously, I mean wtf? Really? REALLY?!
"There's three other couches in here."
Hell there had to be at least a hundred of the damned things scattered throughout the castle. It wasn't as if that was the OMG ONLY COUCH IN THE WHOLE ******** PLACE! There were PLENTY of other couches to sleep on.
Whatever...
The sniper sighed, he didn't even have the will to drag himself onto one of the couches. He'd just sit here on the floor, though it sure would be nice if he HAD A DAMNED PILLOW! (no Demyx, he had NOT forgotten about that).
Tch.------------------------  Heh heh, the reappearance of two very hungover nobodies had not gone unnoticed. Oh no, if only they had been so lucky. How unfortunate for them that the superior knew all, yes, yes he did.
Oh why couldn't they have had a nice, caring, BENEVOLENT superior? Nooo...they got an evil evil man as their superior, AN EVIL MAN!
Snickersnicker.
Quietly, ever so quietly, quiet as a mouse, Xemnas crept to the gray room, such a wicked smirk as he peered around the corner at him. They had no idea he was there. >3
SLAM!
The door slammed shut! OMG THAT WAS LOUD!
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:05 pm
"So?..-This- one is -my- couch, not...those other...stupid couches!"
Demyx waved a paw at the others, still sprawled out on his couch of choice.
"But it's okay Xiggyman, I got it back..and..the headphones are fine.."
And now, just to shut his eyes and go back to sleep.
"AHHHHH!"
At the sudden SLAMMING of the door Demyx let out a yelp that was damn near a scream and frantically scurried to one corner of the couch. There he curled up, tail-fur POOFED and body shaking in reaction to the sudden noise.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:24 pm
Xigbar shook his head, one hand still covering his eyes.
"You are such an idiot..."
Yeah, because headphones on your favorite couch was totally the END OF THE WORLD! Never mind the fact that the damned things even existed in the first place.
"That's too bad."
Too bad he couldn't just drop them in a black hole somewhere...or feed them to sharks.
He would have contemplated this further were it not for the LOUD ******** NOISE that suddenly pieced his ears. OWW OH GOD! He had reached to the couch behind him, snatched a cushion, and THROWN it in the direction of that infernal slamming before he even realized who was responsible.
He really hated that jerk.
The superior smirked, easily sidestepping the thrown pillow, only laughing as it fell harmlessly to the floor.
"Rise and shine boys! I trust you had a good night."
Yes, yes he was being sickening cheerful on purpose. Heh heh, oh he was not missing this chance to torment them. And next time maybe they'd think twice about staying out all night drinking.
And they had better not throw up on any of the furniture, god, it took forever to clean that s**t out.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:44 pm
Oh god it was HIM.
If Demyx had been feeling better, he'd probably be RUN. RUNNING AWAY right about now.
But instead, he was tired, sick, and ******** cranky. In fact, he was currently contemplating just how satisfying it'd be to puke on the Superior's shoes. HEY! He couldn't do it on HIS couch! Sheesh.
Alas, Superior would probably make him clean it up (or you know, turn him into a dusk)...then it wouldn't be nearly as funny. Ugh....
"Don't you have -other- people you could be tormenting? Like...I dunno...10 others? At least?..."
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:02 pm
Xigbar hissed. DEMYX! Don't be stupid! I promise we'll kill him later, really, kill him until he is dead and then kill him again! But now, now was not the time, now would have been a really bad time to incur his wrath.
"What do you want, Xemnas?"
As if he didn't know. He was there to torment them, of course he was, what other reason would there be for the evil b*****d to be there.
a*****e, go to hell.
Xemnas grinned, striding toward the couch to LOOM over Demyx.
"No, no I do not."
His gazed turned to the sniper, oh such a big dramatic show of looking hurt! Oh Xiggy, how could you speak to me in a such way when I only have your best interest at heart.
"My dear Xigbar, I only thought I'd say hello to my favorite nobodies."
Oh he was just having too much fun. Heh heh heh. Ooops, was that the Demyx's couch that I just kicked?
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:33 pm
"You sure? I'm pretty sure there's looooots of other people you could be bugging right about now."
Demyx grumbled, trying to get comfortable on the couch again. HA. Favorite nobodies. As if... Xemnas was always making him work ugh. If he really liked Demyx, he'd leave him alone!
Or at least not send Xaldin in to scream at him when he was up late at night playing his sitar...
"HEY!"
The youth flailed, scrambling back into a sitting position at the sudden kick to his couch.
"Gaaaaah, what do you want from us Superior?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:05 pm
"Bullshit."
Do not even try to play that game with, a*****e. I am NOT some stupid dust, I know your games! The sniper growled, his gaze sweeping the room as if searching for something else to throw the superior's way, but finding nothing within arm's reach.
"Don't you ever get tired of being an a*****e?"
God he did not want to deal with Xemnas right now, GO THE ******** AWAY! Snort, maybe he -should- have stayed on that beach, prison could not have been worse than this.
At least the throbbing in his head had gotten better...
"Yes, I am, number nine, and I suggest you not forget it."
There was a slight threat in his voice, or maybe he only wanted Demyx to think there was a threat. (no Demyx, all was -not- forgiven, or maybe it was, maybe the whole thing had been in his plan all along) Unlike Xigbar, the superior held no compassion, no lingering memories of whatever feelings he had once had. Xemnas was as he had always been, cold, calculating, a man completely driven by his own wishes and desires.
And as of right now, his desire was torment. Heh heh heh.
"You of all people should know the answer to that, Xigbar. Oh, but do enjoy your day off."
There something wicked and unsettling in that grin as he vanished from the room. Uh-oh, he wasn't done with them yet was he?
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:46 pm
Urk.
Demyx's ears folded back and his tone lost any and all bite. Yeah...Xigbar could totally continue to insult the Superior. He was just going to be a good little subordinate and shut his mouth right about now.
"Not forgetting it. Yes sir."
And then, thank god, he was gone. The sitarist breathed a huge sigh of relief and relaxed on the couch once more. Maybe NOW he could sleep.
....Right?
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:01 pm
Xigbar growled at the vanishing superior. Somehow he got the impression that his and Xemnas' idea of 'enjoy your day off' were vastly different. What Xemnas had really meant was "oh and by the way I'm going to make your day HELL, because I'm an a*****e and that's how I roll'.
Right, like hell was he going to stay HERE and give Xemnas the chance to torment him any further. He'd go into town or something, even if it was loud as ******** thunder there, it'd be better than here. Hey, his headache was fading anyways.
Pushing off the floor with his hands, Xigbar stood to his feet, a glancing snarl at the headphones as he stepped away from the couch.
"I'm going out, you can join me if you want."
Oh hey, maybe he'd get a DAMNED PILLOW while he was out too.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:39 pm
...
Well -s**t-.
He didn't particularly want to go out (or you know, leave the couch), but he also didn't particularly want to be left alone in the castle with Superior.
Choices...choices...
"...Coming with you. Let's go."
With a heavy sigh the sitarist dragged himself back off the couch and walked over to Xigbar.
"Just...no more drinking."
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:56 pm
"No, no drinking."
Snort! Hell no. Just what he needed, -another- hangover for Xemnas to torture him through. Yeah, that was so not happening. He'd most definitely had his fill of s**t-faced drunkenness from the night before to last him a while. His headache may have faded, but god his body still ached, and he was sure he could feel at least one bruise on his side.
"How about we go somewhere fun, you like miniature golf?"
Xigbar had opened a portal, one boot through the corridor as he looked back to Demyx for a moment.
This time they were going to Traverse Town. It was nice, familiar, and usually quiet without being deserted. Plenty to do if you wanted, but most people would leave you alone. It was perfect right?
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:32 pm
"No drinking..unless it's soda right? I do like soda."
Demyx stretched, cringing the whole while. Damnit...note to self, sleeping on top of someone on the beach? Noooot a good idea if you didn't want ot wake up sore.
Sigh.
"Miniature golf is pretty fun..."
The sitarist followed quickly. Miniature golf was a hell of a lot better than hanging around the castle with Xemnas all day, that's for sure.
"You think they got a neat course here?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:49 pm
Xigbar laughed as they emerged through the portal into the familiar (BUT NOT TWILIGHT) town.
"You can have soda if you want."
As for Xigbar, well just plain water was fine with him right now.
Traverse town. It was smaller than twilight town, but still no less of a town, and it certainly was not a boring town. There were plenty of shops, a nice arcade, movie theater, bowling alley, restaurants, a bar (not that they were going there), and hey it even had it's own clock tower. Xigbar liked it here, less chance of running into Xemnas...or any other nobodies for that matter.
"I think so."
It was a part of the arcade if he remembered right. (there might have even been laser tag and batting cages there as well). Ah, there it was, yep, still there.
Heh, good thing he hadn't given Demyx -all- his munny last night.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:14 pm
Demyx glanced around at the town as the emerged. ...Huh. He couldn't really place his paw on it, but something about this place was familiar. Not a 'I was here recently' familiar, but like...he had been here. Sometime. Somewhere. Yep. Totally.
But it didn't matter.
He followed along, eying the giant arcade.
"Okay...we get to hang out a while right? Cause that place looks pretty cool."
Not that he had any munny of his own, but he'd bum some..or something. Maybe.
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