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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:01 pm
Fallon nearly threw a pan of searing hot oil in Andeon's face when he grabbed her. She was used to his enthusiasm at this point, but it did not fail to startle her every time. The first few times he did it, he had received pens, pencils, and knitting needles stabbed into his hands and chest. He'd had his share of plates of food smashed in his face. And yet, he never seemed to hold it against Fallon. That, and that alone, made her like Andeon. A lot. Still, she grit her teeth, white-knuckling the spatula she held. "ANDEON. NO. DOWN." It was like talking to a child, or a particularly disobedient dog.
Fallon stared hard at him once he set her down, blinking a few times. What about... eating? It was a proposition he had made to her plenty of times, but Fallon didn't think he was talking about that, not this time. "Okay," she said, unsure of how else to respond. "Just don't bite me... now." You never really knew with Andeon. Had she and Andeon both had the same weird cannibal dream? Did this mean that she was somehow becoming more like Andeon? The thought made her nose wrinkle, and she quickly darted her eyes to the food she was preparing. Kirin's meal was done, and she dumped it onto a plate with a bit less care than she typically did.
"Here, Kirin," she said, setting the plate down. As others entered, she nodded and waved to the others, tapping the notecard by the stove to invite them to eat. She didn't really want to discuss the dream, or much else. It looked like she wasn't the only one starving at this hour. Certainly bizarre. She glanced back to Andeon, edging him out of her little cooking square with an elbow. "Sign up on the list if you want to eat, Andeon." Fallon had never had Andeon refuse her cooking, but he still had to follow the rules like everyone else.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:13 pm
There were lots of guys, and even some girls around, which was pretty weird to Yvette. Yet, as she peered throughout the kitchen, she couldn't see even a hint of her friend there. Letting out a tiny squeak of a sigh, she attempted to enter into the kitchen without being noticed. Normally she'd be up for some sort of small talk, but after such a strange dream, she just wanted to get herself something sweet to eat, then be done with it. She held one arm up towards her chest, hoping to cover her relatively skimpy top up so she'd be even less noticeable. All the faces were familiar, but that was because they had all been at the same school forever. She didn't see too many people she knew very well though. Andeon was there, seeming to flirt in a rather strange fashion as he spun his target in the air a bit. It did not seem to be very successful. She also noted a small gathering of people around a particular table. She managed to wedge herself through the people and read the note card.
If it weren't for the fact she was looking for a quick and sweet fix, she might have taken the card on its offer. Just as carefully as before, she wedged her way out of the crowd again and began to look through some various cabinets for something sweet to eat.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:51 pm
When Ara had greeted him, Kirin had mumbled out some form of greeting, before dropping his head back to the counter to staaaaaare the coffee into finishing brewing faster.
Kirin was halfway through a mug of the finally, finally, FINALLY finished coffee when Fallon set down Kirin's steak. "Thank you," his mental programmed prompted him to say before digging in. The first ragged square of deliciously aromatic cooked-to-perfection meat was about to enter his mouth, when Andeon began apologising for eating Fallon in his dreams.
The bite of steak was carefully set back onto the plate.
"Say that again." The deadly serious voice broke through the kitchen like a whiplash. "You, Mister Hyper, say that again. You dreamed what?"
Crap. Crap crap crap ******** s**t. The only thing worse than dreaming about cannibalism was realising that you weren't the only one to have had that dream. This couldn't be normal, right?
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:57 pm
The taste of blood was still reeking in Pierrette's mouth. She had woken up to find that she had been chewing on the inside of her cheek. It hurt, but that wasn't what bothered her. It had been that dream.. Walking into the kitchen in her pajamas, with her hair not even up in her pigtail, she looked around. It seemed like people were having a party, and they were all discussing weird dreams. "Biting?" her eyes widened so much that the dark bags underneath them were almost not noticeable. "All of you, too...? I'm so hungry, I'm sorry..." She apologized to no-one in particular as she read over the notecard. It looked like she said a quiet prayer of gratitude, with one hand over her stomach as she wrote her name down. The Notecard Dear classmates,
Please do not violate my cooking space. If you would like to eat something, please sign your name below, and I will prepare enough for the both of us. Coffee is available on the other counter. Help yourself.Kirin. Eggs - scrambled. Steak - WELL DONEArastoo / scrambled eggs – blue rare steak / thank you Mason - eggs sunny side up. steak medium rare. Pierrette: steak tartare with an egg sunny-side up on top____________________________________ ____________________________________
Thank you,
Fallon Iva Novette-Naim
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:23 pm
It wasn't unusual for Abeline to dream about eating. She spent most days starving herself so she could fit into a very small outfit and so that weak girly-boys could lift her up. It was how the pro's did it; apparently. This meant that she had become accostumed to thinking about food in an almost sensual manner. Not, however, about eating other people. No, Abeline trundled out of her room in a pair of sweats and a skimpy tank-top, her eyes heavy lidded. She knew that it was obviously time, now, to eat something resembling a meal. Even if it was... dear god what time had that clock said? The kitchen was a bed of activity and Abeline's whole face lit up as she saw Fallon. The card... card... there it was! The Notecard Dear classmates,
Please do not violate my cooking space. If you would like to eat something, please sign your name below, and I will prepare enough for the both of us. Coffee is available on the other counter. Help yourself.Kirin. Eggs - scrambled. Steak - WELL DONEArastoo / scrambled eggs – blue rare steak / thank you Mason - eggs sunny side up. steak medium rare. Pierrette: steak tartare with an egg sunny-side up on topAbeline. chef's pick.____________________________________ Thank you,
Fallon Iva Novette-Naim She looked up at the other woman and back at the card, letting it slip from her fingers before, horror of horrors, Abeline gave Fallon a compliment. "I like your cooking." Somewhere, evidentially hell had frozen over, because she didn't say 'for a psychotic mountain ape' or any other cruel, biting remarks. She went to the fridge and poured herself some orange juice, then sat down in one of the still-free chairs. People were talking, a little excitedly about something, but Abeline only had eyes for what Fallon was doing with her hands. She smelled steak and her stomach roared at her. The Ice Queen pouted to herself. She was starving. Just one proper meal wouldn't ruin the whole diet, anyway.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:29 pm
Still obsessed by his unexpected encounter with the demonic bug (who somehow had been given the name Snuzzles without him knowing), it took a few seconds for the other event to sink in. Arastoo had mentally dissociated himself from his nightmare; though vivid, it wasn’t terribly unlikely to witness the most extreme and wrong interpretations of one’s desire (in that case, a sudden craving for raw meat). He hadn’t felt any qualm in actually ordering some. His body asked for meat, that was all there was to it. However, the fact such a dream had been shared by several strangers at once was extremely unlikely. Although there was a large number of students invading the kitchen at this precise hour…
… who cares about silly whims of the subconscious? There was that friggin’ mutant bug still around. He saw it. THAT was material. And alive. And then, he went pretty much on auto-pilot. “Good morning, miss, hello, miss. Yes, we’re all angry as well. I mean, hungry. Have you seen that bug? This big? 16 legs – maybe less – with a way too big jaw? Pale? Somewhat squished, probably?” he asked at everybody and nobody in particular, holding his hands only separated by the approximative length of the "thing". Though he still eyed the pink-haired guy who was there right before him. He knew something, he had to. Screw imaginary cannibalism, that aberration of nature and science tried to devour his goddamn cheek through.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:22 pm
Andeon, after finally putting Fallon back down, stared at Ara as though he were absolutely insane. He tilted his head slightly to one side, before rolling his bare shoulders in a shrug. “Been hittin' that bong a little too hard, dude. Just a little too hard.” Andeon shook his head, eyeing the others and circling a finger around his temple in the “cuckoo” gesture. “What? I have to sign what?” Andeon looked around, saw the card, and snatched it up for wherever it happened to be, “Whoa now, Fells. Fally. Fallacious D.” Andeon pulled his pink Sharpie out of the waistband of his boxers and proceeded to scrawl on the card. With a low 'hmph', he handed it back to her.  With that done, it was Kirin who seemed to command Andeon's full attention. He turned towards the pretty red-head with a wide smile. “Well, if you'd like, I could dream about eating you, but I would insist on it being in an entirely different manner.” He gave Kirin a wink and a smile, thinking himself to be just oh-so witty.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:56 pm
Nodding to Kirin, Fallon finished up the next two orders, passing plates to Arastoo and Mason. Her eyes tracked Yvette's every move as she walked through the kitchen, cautious of where she might lead. Fallon could handle very, very brief entrances into her space, but she could not let anyone touch her food or the stove before she gave them permission. It made her head explode. When Pierette entered, she gave the fellow French-girl a warm smile, immediately peeking to see what she ordered. Steak tartare? Of course. She was a girl of good taste.
Heading back to the stove, Fallon tuned in and out of the conversation. She had no intention of discussing weird dreams of any number of the odd things that had happened recently. Recognizing it would force her to deal with it, and Fallon was incapable of doing so. The blood in the sink, the body in her closet, this weird dream -- they were deviations from the norm. It was all that Fallon could do to keep her tenuous grasp on her wits. As the conversation progressed and then someone else began to murmur about some strange creature she hadn't seen, Fallon tightened her grip on the spatula, knuckles going white. The compliment from Abeline was kind of missed, but Fallon fought to smile, failing to appreciate the uniqueness of the words.
Andeon picked a bad time to be a plucky ********. When Fallon realized what he had done, she snapped. She stalked over to where he sat by Kirin and did the thing that her mind demanded. Her hand whipped out, and she more or less b***h-slapped Andeon with the greasy end of her spatula. "Stop ******** with me, Andeon," she said. "Seriously." It was awkward. It was a mood killer. And Fallon was not ******** apologizing. Andeon should know better. Moving back to the stove, she took three deep breaths, washed the spatula, and began to cook the next set of steak and eggs, vein on her neck pulsating. Andeon was a friend. But he was still a dumbass. No one was spared from Fallon's crazy.
Stir, stir, stir.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:05 pm
Kirin gave the flirty redhead a tight, unamused smile. Ha, if he only knew... "Sure, you can eat me. And by 'eat me', I mean 'take a long walk off a short cliff'."
It wasn't helping that everyone was showing up with the munchies. Did that mean all of them had had the strange dream? But why would it stop there - had everyone in the entire school had the same dream?
"You dreamed you were so hungry you ate another student," Kirin stated bluntly. And loudly. ******** anyone who wanted to forget the dream. This school was getting WEIRD and Kirin wasn't about to ignore that. "And then you woke up and you were still just as hungry as you were in the dream."
Hell, maybe Kirin should be worried about something entirely different if Andeon offered to 'eat her'. Several people were wanting their steak rare and bloody - maybe those ones needed to be watched...
Kirin gave Ara a strange look. Bugs? What? Where? They'd all dreamed they were cannibals, could we get some focus? The big scary cockroach could wait.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:22 pm
"... Yes," Pierrette weakly nodded as she sat down at the table. "It's scary that we all had the same dream." She looked up at Fallon and offered her a tired smile.
"I tried steak tartare at home once. It was okay... but after a dream like that, I think it would make me feel better. Especially if I don't like it again..."
Pierrette's eyes widened when Andeon got slapped by a spatula and rebuffed by another pretty girl.
"Wow..." she mused. "It's not bad enough that you're having bad dreams, you're having a bad morning, too. Fallon, you can cook his steak first. If he's not having a good morning, maybe he should at least eat?"
Then her eyes turned to Arastoo. Her eyes widened, and she held her hands to her mouth in shock.
"You mean, there's really a big bug like that wandering around?!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:10 am
Ara still stared at Andeon as he took his steak. “Thank you very much.” He decided he was yet another moron. And morons are hard to read or convince. It was not the first time he’d been called crazy, however; so he simply rolled his eyes in reaction. And now, Kirin's disbelief. This one, he knew, wasn’t stupid, however, so if showed the proof, “she” would understand. And the newcomer appeared to be receptive as well. He sat down and, before touching his steak and eggs (he couldn’t help but notice the eggs were perfectly scrambled and almost completely uniform in their texture, that looked quite tasty), looked at everyone who seemed ready to hear him. “There’s really a big bug like that wandering around. This bug is more important than subconscious cannibalism.” He claimed calmly. He removed simultaneously his bandaids from his cheeks, expecting to reveal a not-quite healed strange scar on his right side. His left side, however, was completely fine. “I’m telling you why: unlike you, this thing tried to eat my face for real. For real. For. Real. I couldn’t crush it, and you appear too weak to even attempt the same as I did.”
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:21 am
Okay, now that half-healed wound was enough to grab Kirin's attention. "Alright, I'll bite," he said, a wicked gleam in his eyes the only indication that the pun was intentional. "Shared dreams could be explained away by drugging our food or water, gas through the air vents, or brainwashing us in our sleep. How are there giant face-eating bugs? Do we blame a crazy science department?"
Hmm, was that too far-fetched? BP was obnoxiously proud of its gifted students, after all, and the amazing programs offered to those students. Maybe the science nerds were breeding mutant animals in their labs?
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:28 am
Fallon stood at the stove and did the cooking equivalent of LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU as the others insisted on talking about things that made her feel a bit unhinged. She had seen two really ******** up things -- three counting this dream -- and no, she did not want to discuss it. To talk about it would be to give it power. Wasn't that how it worked? Unconsciously, her fingers found the Star of David necklace that hung at her neck, and she twirled the charm over her fingers, focusing on the movement as she continued to cook.
Andeon would not get his steak out of order, even if he was a friend. A friend she just slapped.
Finishing Pierrette's and Abeline's, she dropped them off at the table, not even making eye contact. They were still talking about the unsavory things that Fallon was fairly happy to think were just some OCD-induced hallucinations -- like the recurring nightmare she had that the world ran out of Tupper Ware, or that there was a stain she could not get out of the carpet, scrubbing until her hands were bloody and her nails flaked off. She would awake in a cold sweat, sometimes with nail cuts on her arms and chest. That was bad enough -- but real nightmares? She refused to think about it.
Crossing back to the stove, she began to cook for Andeon -- his favorite. And she took more time and care than she had with the others (except Pierrette, who got extra French love). This was the only sign of any kind of compromise.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:41 am
Bug? Subconscious cannibalism? What?
Nihls, who had been half buried in the refrigerator, banged his head with an pronounced thud at the ongoing, and several references to what sounded a little like his own dream. After accidentally turning the fridge light off briefly with his head, he emerged with an even more stunned expression than his usual one, blinking around at the others, and holding a half forgotten pack of bacon in his other hand. "...I'm sorry." He apologized for the intrusion onto the chaotic tangle of conversation. "...Dreams about cannibalism? I had a dream sort of like that. Like something out of an horror novel."
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:07 am
"I had a dream about cannibalism!" piped in a voice from the doorway, but devoid of any sort of fear. It was like every day was a breath of fresh air for Laney Sutton, who walked through life with a glimmer in her smile and a show tune on her lips. Currently she also walked through life with Felix the Cat pajamas on and a giant, lab-mutant-looking potted plant in her arms. It did not seem to be a cooking ingredient. "But that's just because of Seymour here, subconsciously I made the name connection. With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula Hoops."
She set the plant down on the counter, squeezing between several of the people already sitting there, and grabbed for Fallon's card to write her order down.
"Fallon," she frowned, picking up the card which had been marked all over. "I need a new order card, this one's, um, full."
She then put her attention back on her plant, humming something or other from the Titanic musical, gently stroking one of its long leaves like a small pet animal.
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