This DID make me crack up...

Ebonic Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Takes me out ta tha ball game. Takes me out ta tha crowd. Buy me some peanuts n crackerjacks fo' sheezy. I dont care if I ever git back, cause its root, root, rizzle fo` tha home tizzle . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. If they D-to-tha-izzont wizzy its a shame, cause its one, two, three strikes yoe out at tha old bizzy game . Ya ******** with us, we gots to ******** you up.