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 Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:44 am
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bar tender. He says:
'Excuse me, have you got some bread?'
'No sorry' The bartender replies
'Have you got some bread?' the duck asks
'No sorry'
'Have you got any bread?'
'No...'
'Excuse me have you got some bread?'
'No!'
'Have you got...'
'No I do not have any bread, and if you ask me again I will nail your beak to the bar!'
The duck thinks to himself and says:
'Excuse me, have you got any nails?'
'No'
'Have you got any bread?'
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:42 pm
Sheagorath_The_MadGod Quote: two guys are out hinting guy 1 looks through his scope and says hey man i can you house from hear......and you wife is cheetin on you guy 2 says grrrr deggumit well shoot her in the head and shoot him in the privte parts guy 1 says no proplem i can get that in one shot I was so relieved when they found the balloon boy. I was afraid that Michael Jackson had ordered takeout from heaven. Good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry about that, my sister typed that stare I feel your pain, 'cause I have that same problem.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:28 pm
lol i go off and she says "i just want to read these" and i come back and i have a new post or one of my posts are changed stare
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:49 pm
back in the old times the was this ship old it was then a man walked up to the captin and said "sir ther an enimy ship on the horizon"
the captan said "bring me my red shirt" the man brought the shirt and the battle lasted hours after they won the man said to the captin "earlyer you asked me to bring your red shirt,why was that"
the captin ansered "if i was shot and bleeding the crew would not notice and keep on fighting"
"huh that is smart sir"
severl days go by the the man yelled "sir 20 enimy ships on the horizon"
the captan yelled "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS"
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:59 pm
glenn griffin two guys are out hinting guy 1 looks through his scope and says hey man i can you house from hear......and you wife is cheetin on you guy 2 says grrrr deggumit well shoot her in the head and shoot him in the privte parts guy 1 says no proplem i can get that in one shot Blue Collar Comedy xd
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:17 pm
glenn griffin back in the old times the was this ship old it was then a man walked up to the captin and said "sir ther an enimy ship on the horizon" the captan said "bring me my red shirt" the man brought the shirt and the battle lasted hours after they won the man said to the captin "earlyer you asked me to bring your red shirt,why was that" the captin ansered "if i was shot and bleeding the crew would not notice and keep on fighting" "huh that is smart sir" severl days go by the the man yelled "sir 20 enimy ships on the horizon" the captan yelled "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS"
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:17 pm
(I love nun jokes...)
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:41 pm
right ther was a cruse ship and ther was a magision onbord everybod liked the show and so did the captin and he had a parrot the liked the show to but knew the secrets so he would blow the show by telling the secrets "squack ins in his hat. squack its up his sleve. squack it under the table." the magision hated this the one day he finaly snaped and pulled out a gun and shot at the bird and the bird ducked and the bullet his the fule tank and blew the ship up no suvivors ecept the brid and the maghison and they wer and som wreckage and the bird said "OK I GIVE UP WHER DID YOU HIDE THE DAMN SHIP"
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:35 pm
At first when Micheal Jackson died, since his body is 98% plastic they were planning to melt it down into legos so the little kids could play with him for a change.
When farah fawcett died and went to heaven god told her that she could have one wish, she wished that all the little children of the world would be safe. So god killed Micheal Jackson.
and the last one:
one day there was this little mouse in africa. he hasd this thing for one of the girl elephants and one day he just couldnt take it anymore. So her ran up her leg and started goin at it. The elephant was trying to figure out what was going on back there and she accidentally buped into a coconut tree, a coconut fell of and hit her head and she cried, "OW!" and then the mouse yelled, "YEA SUFFER baby SUFFER!"
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