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 Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:25 pm
Our and teacher always tells the trumpets to "tighten up and blow".
Then we all crack up and he doesn't get it.
Yeah. Beat THAT. xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:30 pm
i sneezed during a point where there was a huge rest for all in the band... sweatdrop my sneez is so loud that it scares people so not only was it loud but it startled the flutes and clarinets who all squeeked...good times goooood times cool
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:32 pm
and my band teacher likes to say "BUT WAIT, THERES MORE" so we started talking about how hes like billie mays with the BUT WAIT THATS NOT ALL commercials so one kid yelled it right when he thought he was gonna say it...he didnt...he wasnt gonna say anything...FUNNIEST THING EVER
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:06 pm
Trapped Within12 Our and teacher always tells the trumpets to "tighten up and blow". Then we all crack up and he doesn't get it. Yeah. Beat THAT. xD i can - my band teacher tells us all (every instrument because i'm in the flutes) to "spread and blow" (feet shoulder width apart and leaning back for a big finish in the show) yeah our band tends to get into the gutter ALL the time
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:15 pm
My middle school band teacher caught someone talking to much and he asked a trombone player to tape his mouth and tie him to a chair and lock him in the office, and he actualy did!
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:42 pm
I found it akward wen my friend michal came in an told me wat his trumbone slide grease looked like, then at football games the trumbone players get lazy an say, "hold this" an i say, " what are you? too lazy to hold your own boner?" then, this one time, at band camp, i was at the picknick table, an this boy sat down with me, said hi. we sat there akwardly for a while then he left.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:52 pm
most things that happen in band are awkward hahaha
for example, today i was trying to put my clarinet and my bass clarinet back on the shelves at the same time, but there was a tuba case on the floor in my way.. so i just tried to jump over it
and at that very moment the owner of that tuba walks in and says to me, "oh god.. i love it when you straddle my instrument like that."
so i winked at him and walked out of the room, while his face turned bright red
~aWkWaRd but hIlArIoUs~
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:59 pm
General band member floor orgy (ie: everyone laying on each other due to lack of central table lol...and watching this one guy's iPhone) in front of the awards cart at the banquet on Friday night, right next to my table.
Wait, it's band. That's not awkward at all. Nevermind. xD
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:52 am
haha!! Lol FinalxForm My band director came into the band room 2 years ago and said one of the most unforgettable things: "You can't go into my office this week, they're waxing my area."
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:39 pm
theres nothing that cant be an awkward moment in my band! anything that is said can be turned into a "that's what she said joke" or "he said" (our colorgaurd instructor is gay and kinda flamboyent so we all use that as jokes, even him) or a "your mom" joke. even our instructors do it, it's always best when they do it cuz they arent supposed to
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:53 pm
Our show last year was Van Halen, and we were playing the ballad in class. One of the songs we played was Love Comes Walking In...my BD tried to sing along. It didn't work. BDs can NOT sing. It's hilarious when they try. whee Oh yeah, at the last football game, after the drum major did her salute and was running to the podium, she tripped and fell in the mud. And it was caught on camera. Oops.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:00 pm
xXMarching PandaXx Our show last year was Van Halen, and we were playing the ballad in class. One of the songs we played was Love Comes Walking In...my BD tried to sing along. It didn't work. BDs can NOT sing. It's hilarious when they try. whee Oh yeah, at the last football game, after the drum major did her salute and was running to the podium, she tripped and fell in the mud. And it was caught on camera. Oops. Lol! Poor DM! Thtat reminds me of this time at our rival rematch game in playoffs last year. we had a trumpet sloist, who is also the sl, and we had a single drill set and we just played I think ti was 4 songs, some from the show, some not, and his solo song was in oru little show thing. So, he has to run from the center of the field to the front by the clarinets, and all of a sudden he slides in a soft spot on the field. Near-splits, he still plays his solo at the right time, and it was one of the best times he had played it. There were a lot of clarinet squeaks(laughing into your instrument doesn't work wellXD) And there is this one bari sax player who can always find something wrong with a comment. And then if you think abotu his "thats what she said" comment for too long, you see it too. find it fun to do it to him too. Especially because practically everything coming out of a band kid's mouth can be considered sick and wrongXD (And jhe is dating the smallest girl in band, one of the clarinets. And he is heavy-set and kind of tall. Short and skinny with a heavy and tall boyfriend. weirdest couple I have seen yet.) And then me and my non-band friend were talking in helath class one day, and we decided that we wanted to put soemone with no band experience and preferably a dirty mind, in a band classs, and watch their face. It would be hilarious. Especially clarinet tuning. Pull out and push in, drop your chin, move it up, blow harder, suck it out, etc. One of the most hilarious and/or awkward situations, though not necesarilly band though it could be put in a band situation, is when you are walking next to someone and they suddenly dissapear. You look away like "what the heck?! Where did they go?!" And you turn around to find them walking next to you again eek My bff did that all the time. She was pretty clumsy, but she had fast recovery. You wouldn't even know she fellXD
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:23 pm
It was during lunch last year. My band director runs into the cafeteria and yells out the attention command. Every fifty something kinds shout "and one," and get out of their seats. He then yells out, "There are cookies in my van, and we need to get them out!" He was yelling at the top of his lungs and I was cracking up inside.
Every other kid in the cafeteria was looking at our band director like he was crazy. It was weird, awkward for the band kids, and completely random.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:24 pm
happened today: our band director: "Peeler, stop trying to grab his nipples"
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:03 pm
Circular Triangles It was during lunch last year. My band director runs into the cafeteria and yells out the attention command. Every fifty something kinds shout "and one," and get out of their seats. He then yells out, "There are cookies in my van, and we need to get them out!" He was yelling at the top of his lungs and I was cracking up inside.
Every other kid in the cafeteria was looking at our band director like he was crazy. It was weird, awkward for the band kids, and completely random. Lol! I would be laughing so hard, especially if the cafeteria got all quietXD Knowing my band, everyone in the cafeteria at the time(though unlikely. More effective outside the band hall) would jump up and snap to atention. You'd think we would learn by now. Jokesters are constantly calling attention when nobody is paying attention, and we all instinctivle snap to attention. What is really fun is when they do while mingling with another band at a footbll game, because thy suually do it too. I remeber last year my BD came into the cafeteria, and I was wondering why. then he walks up to me and I'm thinking "What did I do?!" Then he comes and tells me he forgot to tell us to return our uniforms to the uniform closet and says that he needs everyone to come grab them real quick. I was knid of scary.
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