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 Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:00 pm
you get your kitten, but it turns out its actually a rabid infectious rat!
i wish i had some jeans that actually fit me stare
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:47 pm
You get jeans that fit you but the next day you rip them doing the splits ^^
I wish I had a cherry popsicle.
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:49 pm
Granted, but the cherry popsicle turns to include an ingredient you are deadly allergic to.
I wish I didn't have a headache right now
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:42 pm
Your headache goes away, but in finding the clarity of your mind you start to understand things man never could. As you try to explain your new findings to others you're labeled as psychotic and unstable. You're thrown in to an asylum with no hopes of getting out.
I wish it was November 19 already.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:52 am
congratulations, you're closer to dying.
I wish I could make delicious cake that tasted like whatever you wanted and that No one loves it so much as to not let me eat it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:15 pm
You're successful in making your cake. However upon tasting it you realize the you have no need to eating else but the cake. After many meals of only having cake you end up developing diabetes. When you doctor tells you that you need to eat healthy you refuse and continue you eat the cake. Now you're a 300 pound amputee and no longer able to make your beloved cake.
I wish I didn't have class tonight.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:42 pm
Everyone in your family's home is now yours.
I wish it would snow.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:07 pm
it snowed, but it was a blizzard, and it waz so hard that you got trapped in your house for ten years where all you had to eats was your poop and pee, and when you got out, everyone in the town beat senseless until you had a slow and painful death
i wish i had a super power that nothing bad can happen to me and it lasted fore ever
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:01 pm
Granted. You have flying powers and you loose control and bumped to the ground scraping your eyes off and ends up there until a butcher came and chopped you in half and sold you for 50$
I wish i had a knife store.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:10 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:27 am
granted !
you get to have 6 more months but get so bored that the 2nd last day u end up dying on the couch from boredom !!!
i wish i had a 67 chevy impala...with a free jensen ackles xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:05 pm
you get that but while driving you're too busy looking at jensen ackles that you crash.
i wish i had another free ticket to disneyland.
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:37 pm
You get your free ticket to Disneyland. You pack your bags and are ready to go. You reach Disneyland happy as ever. Not able to wait any longer, you run to the ticket booth to redeem your ticket. While the clerk examines your ticket she begins to make an odd face. Before you know it, security is surrounding you. Apparently the ticket you tried to redeem was counterfeit and you are now being arrested. Instead of a few days at Magic Kingdom, you spend your vacation time in jail.
I wish I had a better boyfriend.
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