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-sigh- jeeney ignored me ;-;

ooh I know what works! Make a very long sentence without swearing and she'll talk again!

No she just want meaningful conversations that consist of more than 2 words a sentence

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: I am fine.
You: Do you know what I am?
Stranger: ya
You: Oh?
Stranger: spirit
Stranger: right
You: No, I am a ninja!
Stranger: oh
You: I use stealth and deadly weapons to assinate people.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old r u mr ninja
You: I mostly do that when other people aren't looking. It's kind of the point of being a ninja.
You: I am very young.
Stranger: i gues so
Stranger: do u want any thing from me
You: Can you do a back flip?
Stranger: i cant under stand
You: When I fight other ninjas I have to flip out a lot.
You: Back flips are very important for ninjas.
Stranger: sorry i cant
You: Stabbing people is important too.
Stranger: ya
You: I once stabbed a 4000 year old Chinese dragon.
Stranger: and ******** them also important
You: Sex before marraige is agast the ninja commandments.
Stranger: oh realy
You: Yes. Master Gordon from Unicorn village says so.
Stranger: then what can u do with ur pinus
You: What makes you think I have one?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: with your vagaina
You: Do you know where I am?
Stranger: no
You: I am in your closet.
You: Ninjas are stealthy.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: but i dont have clset
You: Don't bother looking for me. I'll escape before you find me.
You: Then whose closet am I in?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Crap!
Stranger: can u tell me what is the under wear brand there
You: Haynes.
Stranger: ya this is macdonalds closet
You: I must assasinate Ronald McDonald!
Stranger: did u try sex before
Stranger: even with ur self
You: I can't, that would violate one of my ninja commandments!
Stranger: so u r ninja boy or girl
You: The purple ninjas destroyed my silver ninja empire long ago.
You: NIIIIIIINJAAAAA!!!!!!
Stranger: u mean there is no boys and girls in ninja
You: I am a very young girl on the internet.
Stranger: hehe
You: Did you know that Naruto is totally wrong about ninjas?
Stranger: u r nice
You: Ninjas are not nice. I am stoic. . . . and deadly!
Stranger: how old r u
You: That is a secret! Much like popsecret contains some mystical secret about popcorn.
You: That secret was hidden by the yellow ninja clan 300 years ago!
Stranger: i mean are u adult or younger
You: Maybe I am a young adult. But I could be an infant. Ninjas must learn to advance very quickly or they will die.
Stranger: did you touch apinas before
You: I must go! Ronald is opening his closet door and it is time for him to DIE!

Stranger: Helloooo!
You: Hello user.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Frank.
You: Howdy
You: You are Frank?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: You are Frank.
You: I see.
Stranger: I have to name the strangers.
Stranger: =]
You: Okay then.
Stranger: what's your age?
You: I am very young. I was invented in Canada.
Stranger: O.O baha.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: 12?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: 16
You: No.
Stranger: neither of those..
You: Why must I be labeled?
Stranger: You're not being labled.
You: I'm high in sodium.
Stranger: I just want to know how old you are, so I can see if you're smart at a young age.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: -.-
You: What if I am dumb at an old age?
Stranger: You must be very salty.
Stranger: Well, you're acting smart.
You: I am quite watery too.
Stranger: You must taste like salt water then.
Stranger: Everyone does I assume.
You: Yes, and iron.
Stranger: Yep.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: you're being bratty.
You: I disagree.
Stranger: that's why I think you're young.
Stranger: somewhat.
Stranger: Why?
You: I am not bratty. I am clever.
Stranger: you're witty.
You: Mischeavious even.
Stranger: witty.
Stranger: =]
You: Sometimes.
Stranger: Yeah ok.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: you're a male?
You: Do you have a closet?
Stranger: Yes.
You: I am a very young female on the internet.
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: Well, my gosh.
Stranger: why are you asking if I have a closet?
You: What if I am in your closet?
Stranger: I'd probably open it and say. "Get the ******** out" haha.
You: Then don't look in there.
Stranger: Oh ok.
You: Yep. I am safe now.
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: My sister is so dumb.
You: What time do you go to sleep?
Stranger: like
Stranger: 10:46 to anwhere in between 12:30
You: Okay. I'm not saying I will come out of your closet and stab you or anything.
Stranger: Well, maybe my dog will wake me up.
You: Uh oh.
Stranger: If not then, I'm dead because I haven't had very good sleep in a while.
You: Sleeping makes people vulnerable . . .
Stranger: But it feels so refresing.
Stranger: fresh.
You: Can you do a back flip?
Stranger: On a trampoline.
Stranger: Well, actually I can.
You: Ninjas can do them anytime.
Stranger: Maybe not anymore. haha.
Stranger: So you're saying you're a ninja?
You: No. Just making conversation.
Stranger: Well I'm Korean, and Koreans can do all that stuff without trying.
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: Oh ok.
You: That's interesting, I myself am Canadian. <<< Here Jeeny fully takes over for a while.
Stranger: I gathered. haha.
You: I often make people laugh; perhaps I should be a comedian.
Stranger: but I'm from the US.
Stranger: Well, I usually do as well. XD
You: That's cool, What's it like there?
Stranger: sort of cold right now.
Stranger: well where I live.
You: Try to have a little patience...
Stranger: I doooo.
You: I'm not sure how to respond to your statement. Maybe you can teach me some facts.
Stranger: -.- What?!
You: You read it right...
Stranger: My "I doooo."
You: 'm not sure how to respond to your statement. Maybe you can teach me some facts.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: well you see.
You: Yes?
Stranger: When someon says "I doooo" they are enlongating the oooo's to make it sound like they mean it more, it's for emphasis.
You: Before you were born?
Stranger: I was in my mothers whom.
Stranger: I don't know how to spell that.
You: Were you really?
You: Womb. <<< I helped Jeeney with that
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: It was sort of cozy
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: but it was really crammed, so then I decided to come out!
You: That sounds quite interesting.
Stranger: and then I ended up here.
Stranger: I know right.
Stranger: ^.^
You: Oh, is that all?
Stranger: well, I stayed there for about nine months.
You: Have you ever gone sky diving before?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: I'd like to.
Stranger: lkajfoewj
You: Ok.
Stranger: That'd be fun.
Stranger: why, have you?
You: No. I can't get out of your closet. <<< That is me not Jeeney
Stranger: Oh, you want me to let you out, I'm right next to it.
Stranger: ?
You: You assume a lot Anonymous User.
Stranger: Eh, I was just wondering.
You: Really?
Stranger: Figured you were messing things up in there.
You: Why is that?
Stranger: because
You: Is that the only excuse?
Stranger: You're mischievous aren't you?
You: Why would I be?
Stranger: you might try and break something or cut something.
Stranger: You said so.
Stranger: I'm not the one making accusations on that.
You: I'm sure I will.
Stranger: How old are you??!
Stranger: O.o
You: I am roughly 2 years and 8 months old now.
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: liesss!
You: Is that a fact or just a personal opinion?
Stranger: A Fact.
You: Do you have any evidence to support your claim?
Stranger: A two year old can't type that quickly becasue their fingers are so small.
Stranger: Frank.
Stranger: Or
Stranger: Francine.
Stranger: Calm down.
You: Is that so?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: now calm down.
You: Ok.
Stranger: I'm going to have to go in a minute, and when I open my closet to get a shirt you better not be in there making bad things happen.
You: Fine, have it your own way.
Stranger: Why would I have it any other.
Stranger: ?
You: Only you know what would make you tick.
Stranger: I guess.
Stranger: Haha, if you destroyed my clothes.
You: I don't think I have.
Stranger: They don't come cheap, and I don't have time for a little two years 8 months Canadian girl to destroy them.
Stranger: =]
You: Why not? What do you have to do now?
Stranger: I have to go with my friend somewhere.
Stranger: I have an hour and thirty minutes to get a shower and all.
You: Good bye. I liked talking to you. <<< Here I take over to say goodbye
Stranger: haha alright.
Stranger: good bye. Francine.
You: Good bye user.