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 Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:06 pm
We had a cat when I was like 6... and my little brother ALWAYS had to drag it into the bed with him. Well, one night it had babies... while my brother had dragged it into his bed... it had its babies ON HIS HEAD... WHILE HE SLEPT.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:50 pm
RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia
Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach.
XD
Thats so cute. T___T xDD
The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor.
XDD
I have just dented the wall with my big head....from laughing to much. XDD Thank god my hair is so big. XDD
Lol. That must of hurted.
o_o
No! My curly bushy hair! I <3 it now! XD Plus...the wall is cheap. XD
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:57 am
Artificial Drama Oh jeez. Like this topic was made for me... xD Shall I talk about the evil dolphin rape? How I wake up with my bunny's head in my....pant(ie)s? XDD How Im scared of birds yet I'm like the main target stories? How when I was little I was caught in between to horny dogs humping me wild? How I was attacked by a squirrel was I was 6? Should I go on? XD Lol. You must be a target for certain...animal experiences. XD
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:56 pm
I had a turkey chase me around me yard attacking me when I was young.I've also been humped by many dogs.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:45 pm
when my cat wuz in heat it kept following me around.........
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:10 pm
one day i heard a cow that said moo i went out of my house and killed it then i stabed a ninja the end
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:24 pm
my bird,a cockotiel, it can whistle the Adams family theme song(even do the finger snap part), wolf whistle, chitter, do this "kochie koo" thing, copies the "beep" noise from my microwave, imitates a police siren, he can almost say stuff too and he can even do that old internet dialup tone.
he also likes talking to my feet, my hand and..I dunno I can hold him upside down so long as he's holding on to one of my fingers.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:18 pm
iunno but its really amazing how many people die every year by getting raped by a horse xD it really is!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:09 pm
darkxx alen-san xxdark one day i heard a cow that said moo i went out of my house and killed it then i stabed a ninja the end And, how'd that work out for ya?
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:40 pm
Artificial Drama Oh jeez. Like this topic was made for me... xD Shall I talk about the evil dolphin rape? How I wake up with my bunny's head in my....pant(ie)s? XDD How Im scared of birds yet I'm like the main target stories? How when I was little I was caught in between to horny dogs humping me wild? How I was attacked by a squirrel was I was 6? Should I go on? XD yes please go on ill love to hear about this
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:17 am
My dog is gay. She is a girl and she humps my leg when we sometimes play. And she only humps my leg! I think she's trying to get with me...
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:03 pm
my dog stole my potato chips...
i left them on the table for a second and when i came back, she was standing in my chair and eating my chips...
it was funny to me...
but my sister didn't find it very funny when she came back later and stole her burger... xd
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:28 pm
My mom saw an adolescent squirrel on a tree. It was wet from rain and was purring (or growling. Or something. Probably growling.)
She put it on her shoulder and patted it. Then she walked inside the house while it was on her shoulder.
That's when the squirrel freaked out from the different surroundings and its screams sounded like a chirping bird.
It screamed "CHIRP CHIRRUP CHIRP CHIRP!!, then we both screamed "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!, then it jumped around the room and my mom grabbed it and put it outside on the tree again.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:30 pm
Hazmat Brigade We had a cat when I was like 6... and my little brother ALWAYS had to drag it into the bed with him. Well, one night it had babies... while my brother had dragged it into his bed... it had its babies ON HIS HEAD... WHILE HE SLEPT. LMAO. rofl
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