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 Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:40 am
Exactly!
They also have this whole Battle scene few times a day wich is the peak of all things cheesy.
Gave me quite a shock one year when I noticed on of the fighting vikings was in fact my old computer/sociology teacher.
I mean,
I always suspected him of having some relations too the mob
but a viking too?
I had no idea!
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:42 am
Haha! I bet that was surreal
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:55 am
Not as surreal as the transvestite viking I sold my friend too.
He never paid me though, the b*****d.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:56 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:20 am
I sold my friend to a short fat transvestite viking.
I mean.
I wasnt about too just let him steal her away and marry her like he was talking about, my best friend? Stolen away? I think not!
So I told him he couldnt have her.
Without paying me first.
My friend was not pleased.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:52 pm
*dons the pimp/viking hat*
So how much we talkin' here?
I can go $50 for- oh s**t-
*cop car comes rolling down the road*
So you take a left at the light, and then three blocks down you'll see.....
*cop car turns corner*
Alright, so $50 for an hour is lowest I can go.
Reminded me of something random. xD
Two friends were at my house watching Disney movies, when they left I was saying my goodbyes then leaned on the edge of the open car window with my a** sticking out
"So when are we doing this?"
"Oh... are you free next weekend?"
"Maybe, but to keep it free I'll need a deposit"
"You are- wait, what?"
"$100, I'm no cheap ho."
".....I WAS TALKING ABOUT A SLEEPOVER."
"Of course you were.*winkwink*"
DT and klikk:
You both make me want to go to a viking festival. D:
Especially one with authentic Viking burritos.
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Moonlight_HuangHou Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:11 am
klikkhaus I sold my friend to a short fat transvestite viking.
I mean.
I wasnt about too just let him steal her away and marry her like he was talking about, my best friend? Stolen away? I think not!
So I told him he couldnt have her.
Without paying me first.
My friend was not pleased. Zizzy *dons the pimp/viking hat*
So how much we talkin' here?
I can go $50 for- oh s**t-
*cop car comes rolling down the road*
So you take a left at the light, and then three blocks down you'll see.....
*cop car turns corner*
Alright, so $50 for an hour is lowest I can go.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:44 am
Moonlight_HuangHou klikkhaus I sold my friend to a short fat transvestite viking.
I mean.
I wasnt about too just let him steal her away and marry her like he was talking about, my best friend? Stolen away? I think not!
So I told him he couldnt have her.
Without paying me first.
My friend was not pleased.
It's right up there with the whole emotionaly/physicly damagin your friends, yep...all a part of the beautifull bonds of friendship.
Hell. A friend of my broke my tooth once. It is a cherised menmory!
@Zizzy:
Lol
xD
joking with friends about prostitution is never ending fun.
Hell my Icelandic teacher looked slightly traumatised when she witnessed me handing over a decent amount of cash to my friend with a comment about how it was for last night "pleasurable experiance"
Also everytime we owe each other money we ussualy make comments about how they can just get their money out of our body later.
...
This might be one of the reason why everyone at schools seem to think me and said friends are a lesbian couple.
=/
Go to a viking festival!
And feast on the wonders that is authentic viking buritos!
Also, buy an axe.
For they are rather kickass, and would make a hardcore pimp cane/weapon
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:05 pm
*dons pimp/viking hat and pimp axe*
WHERE'S MY MONEY?
DO I HAVE TO BEAT A HO?
*swings axe menacingly*
That's awesome. xD
Anytime I exchange money with friends I should do that.
And it's alright about your school thinking you're a lesbian couple
My school thinks my friends and I have lesbian orgys afterschool.
They're always groping each other, and me, and we totally come on to each other sometimes.
Hilarious.
My friend, Ariel, and I are President and Vice President of the school's art club.
We were discussing fund raising and weren't getting the clubs attention at all so I stood on a chair and announce very loudly
"OKAY. WE ARE DOING A FUNDRAISER AND WE ARE GOING TO GET THAT MONEY WHETHER WE HAVE TO SELL CHOCOLATE OR WHORE OUT ARIEL"
Definitely got everyone's attention.
Teacher/Advisor gave me a bit of a talking to after that while everyone was laughing.
Totally worth it.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:13 pm
i've been to:
italy
germany
portugal
i would like to go to:
tokyo
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:14 am
I went to Cinncinati once, but everywhere else has been in my home state... crying Places I'd like to go: Germany Britain Spain India (Liked to go, probably never will, though) Japan
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:31 pm
The farthest I've travelled is to Tillamook, Oregon.
I live in Washington, so I haven't traveled far at all.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:40 pm
How much an hour for your friend, Zizzy? lol wink Just kidding.....not worth the cost of travel.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:49 pm
0Moon_Maiden0 How much an hour for your friend, Zizzy? lol wink Just kidding.....not worth the cost of travel. I'll cut you a deal on me if you pay for your own travel costs. wink lol
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