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 Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:59 am
Karri-sama Raziel Hotokashi -A message from the captain- Remember, any and all crew members are to remember that goggles are to be worn at all times outdoors. I'm tired of being called a pirate ship because half the crew has half their eyes. Thank you very much, you've heard the majority vote people: GOGGLES -The Nurse
~A rather blind crew member with a few almost-knife wounds
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:06 pm
blue_lutra Karri-sama Raziel Hotokashi -A message from the captain- Remember, any and all crew members are to remember that goggles are to be worn at all times outdoors. I'm tired of being called a pirate ship because half the crew has half their eyes. Thank you very much, you've heard the majority vote people: GOGGLES -The Nurse
~A rather blind crew member with a few almost-knife woundsDear Blind Crew Member, No no sweet, you only have to wear goggles when working or around dangerous equipment. And if your eyesight is so bad...come get an eyetest!
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:42 am
I daresay, good lady nurse, it is not that I am blind so much that I am blinded when my tinted goggles block out the little matter of light that manages to reach my eyes through the smog on a dark night. My apologies if I have been unclear as to the predicament previously.
~Blindy
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:29 pm
blue_lutra I daresay, good lady nurse, it is not that I am blind so much that I am blinded when my tinted goggles block out the little matter of light that manages to reach my eyes through the smog on a dark night. My apologies if I have been unclear as to the predicament previously.
~Blindy Dear Blindy, Thank you for clarifying, sorry if my patience ran short with you. If you ever stop by my office I'll be sure and get you a treat
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:15 pm
With all this talk of goggles, I'm thinking of opening a discount goggle shop...
Xeigrich's Discounted Goggles, Protective Eyewear and Other Such Optical Articles
Tinted and Non-Tinted, Ultra-Violet Resistant, *Shatter-Proof, and **Guaranteed not to slip off your face while doing barrel rolls in a small personal aircraft!
We'll buy your used goggles for a ***reasonable price!
*Shatter-Proof not guaranteed in cases of extreme blunt or sharp forces such as flying tools or exploding machines.
**Guarantee not guaranteed if user fails to properly tighten straps.
***Reasonableness not guaranteed either and is typically defined as less than 25% of the actual resell value of the item. Yay, capitalism!
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:45 pm
Please don't use the message board for advertisement. I am in charge of treating your injuries...I wouldn't make me mad
-The Nurse
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:27 pm
A question, if I may. My goggle only covers one eye, so as to have one eye always adjusted for current lighting conditions. Is this a problem?
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:42 pm
Rukario_Rue A question, if I may. My goggle only covers one eye, so as to have one eye always adjusted for current lighting conditions. Is this a problem? Dear One-Eye, Not necessarily. I've known several good steampunk scientists who were brilliant and guarded their one eye better than their life. Just be careful and do what they do-protect the eye most important to you! P.S. note that protections to both eyes are preferred. -The Nurse
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:01 am
Dear Nurse,
I feel you should inform everyone to -always- be aware of dangers, regardless of your surroundings.
I was in the library a few weeks ago - which one would normally classify as safe - when the ship came into some turbulence. It was most unfortunate that a rather large bookshelf fell upon me while I was reading. I thusly incurred the most disagreeable paper cut.
Remember, folks: Always wear gloves while reading.
-A Sore-Fingered Librarian
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:16 am
blue_lutra Karri-sama Raziel Hotokashi -A message from the captain- Remember, any and all crew members are to remember that goggles are to be worn at all times outdoors. I'm tired of being called a pirate ship because half the crew has half their eyes. Thank you very much, you've heard the majority vote people: GOGGLES -The Nurse
~A rather blind crew member with a few almost-knife woundshow can you get wounded by an almost-knife?... for that matter, what is an almost-knife?
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:08 pm
Karri-sama Rukario_Rue A question, if I may. My goggle only covers one eye, so as to have one eye always adjusted for current lighting conditions. Is this a problem? Dear One-Eye, Not necessarily. I've known several good steampunk scientists who were brilliant and guarded their one eye better than their life. Just be careful and do what they do-protect the eye most important to you! P.S. note that protections to both eyes are preferred. -The Nurse
Dear Nurse,
Fine, you were right about the eye. Are you happy now?
- One Eye
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:59 pm
fire - link blue_lutra My goggles are tinted and when I wear them out-of-doors at night I run into walls and poles and strangers with knives and/or bad dispositions. Must I wear the goggles at all times when out-side?
~A rather blind crew member with a few almost-knife wounds how can you get wounded by an almost-knife?... for that matter, what is an almost-knife?
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:18 pm
blue_lutra fire - link blue_lutra My goggles are tinted and when I wear them out-of-doors at night I run into walls and poles and strangers with knives and/or bad dispositions. Must I wear the goggles at all times when out-side?
~A rather blind crew member with a few almost-knife wounds how can you get wounded by an almost-knife?... for that matter, what is an almost-knife? oh, shows how much i know then... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:56 pm
Raleu
Dear Nurse,
I feel you should inform everyone to -always- be aware of dangers, regardless of your surroundings.
I was in the library a few weeks ago - which one would normally classify as safe - when the ship came into some turbulence. It was most unfortunate that a rather large bookshelf fell upon me while I was reading. I thusly incurred the most disagreeable paper cut.
Remember, folks: Always wear gloves while reading.
-A Sore-Fingered LibrarianDear Librarian, Thank you for the up-date. Would you like me to start a new post on new post on this new safety topic? Remember PM the Nurse if you have a safety topic you want me to start a new topic. And remember that this post is for googles. -The Nurse
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:24 am
I agree about getting lost on the lower decks.
I also believe there is something wrong with the time/space containment field as last time i got lost a door i opened appeared to lead to a prehistoric village.
On the plus side i became their cheif and learnt how to make whiskey out of rocks.
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