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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:41 am

Well, I often wake up late at night to hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. It happened around 4 times. gonk

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:51 am

ya nothing so exceeding lost my in my very own bed room.

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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:42 pm

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ya nothing so exceeding lost my in my very own bed room.

What?

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:05 pm

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ya nothing so exceeding lost my in my very own bed room.

What?

I think he tried to say

Yeah nothing exciting, I lost my virginity in my very own bedroom.

..I think I'm not really sure.

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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:52 pm

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Well, I often wake up late at night to hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. It happened around 4 times. gonk

I use to baby sit for my brother, I had to spend the night alot and I would hear them having sex. They were like "how do you hear us, were quited"
They are both load, the bed was sqeeking and she was moaning. It was an apartment building the kids room was right there next to them and I heard them in the living talk about gross. Speaking of which one of their kids walked in on them. They had a door lock they should of used it. gonk

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:52 pm

I am a proud virgin and after reading some of your stories I NEVER wanna lose it! XD

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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:54 pm

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Well, I often wake up late at night to hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. It happened around 4 times. gonk

I use to baby sit for my brother, I had to spend the night alot and I would hear them having sex. They were like "how do you hear us, were quited"
They are both load, the bed was sqeeking and she was moaning. It was an apartment building the kids room was right there next to them and I heard them in the living talk about gross. Speaking of which one of their kids walked in on them. They had a door lock they should of used it. gonk

LOL! XD

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:56 pm

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I am a proud virgin and after reading some of your stories I NEVER wanna lose it! XD

There is really good stories to, but I wont discus those cause some wont be able to handle them. LOL xd

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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:57 pm

Funny thing is I've heard my parentz having sex before. Let me tell you not pretty. I used to hate waking up in the middle of the night and hearing 'it'. Luckly my sister's in college and I moved into her old room. Meaning no more mommy and daddy sex hearing for me!

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:04 pm

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Funny thing is I've heard my parentz having sex before. Let me tell you not pretty. I used to hate waking up in the middle of the night and hearing 'it'. Luckly my sister's in college and I moved into her old room. Meaning no more mommy and daddy sex hearing for me!

I never heard my parents or walked in on them, so in my head they didn't ever had sex when I lived there. lol my dad watched a porno when I was there once, he didnt do anything just watch someone it, he turned it off cause he was afraid mom get piss though. It was a very old one. The fist time I seen a porno was when I was four my brother and cusin watch it. They told me not to look but i was a kid then, so I did. They were doing it doggy style and since I was little and didn't hear of that, I thought the guy was hurting the female and thought she was being torcherd.

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:27 am

And say it for me, say it to me and I'll leave this life behind me,

I've done things with my girlfriend, but that's only for my mind to know. ;P

Say it if it's worth saving me.

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:16 am

Oh nice you guys xDD

Come on lets get some more stories, I love reading sexytime stories xD

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:15 pm

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Oh nice you guys xDD

Come on lets get some more stories, I love reading sexytime stories xD

ha ha ha okay ive got one
it wasnt me
but i was at the party where this happened!
and it was thr greatest next day story i ever heard!
so were all drinking in the canyons right
and of course at first me and all the guys are having fun and talking with each other but
as every night like this usually goes
by the end of the night were all in different cars, tents, houses
you know
sexing it up with the ladyyyys
lol
anyways
we wake upi the next day
and we all gather round to tell stories of our last nights adventures
alot of
"she was the best so far"
or my classic line..
"dude whats that girls name?"
and then my buddy saxxon walks up and were like
"werent you with that super drunk chick?"
and he begins
telling us about how this girl WOULD NOT leave him be
like at all
so he figured he could just fool around then get her to leave him alone
and unfortunatley the rest would break TOS
but the best part was the next afternoon
when we were with drunk girls friend
so this girl calls drunk girl and is telling her about what drunk girl had done the night before
drunk girl couldnt remember her shamefull acts you see
so while were on speaker telling her what she had done
drunk girl is FREAKING OUT
it was grand!
and a few weeks later she showed up to this paul guys party and everyone was like
"werent you that drunk girl in the canyon?"
oh oh oh oh ohho ho ho ho ho
she was sooo ashamed she left!
hahahahahahahahahahaaaa

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:04 pm

Omg xD
That's terrible but kinda funny at the same time.
There's a lot of girls in my school who end up doing things like that, it's sad, and some of them are even pregnant now.

Kids these days, no respect lmao

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:20 pm

I havent had sex in 8 months Im pissed.

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