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 Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:44 am
Gabriel Night ( Just didn't see the challenge , would love a shot though )
(Same here and I've been looking every day o.o
Omg I must be blind... D: )
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:52 pm
((Working on a response))
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:56 pm
Staring blankly at the piece of paper before her, Ariel rubbed her eyes blearily. s**t...she shouldn't have been up so late last night. With a groan, she put pen to paper and began to ramble something out.
'I wonder what the interns do in their free time. Maybe they draw up blueprints for challenges, or gnaw on some ABC gum because they can't open the impossible-to-open jar of pickles someone gave them as a joke. Someone left out the silly putty, so now that it's all petrified they probably have that too...what do you do with dried silly putty? Or a bent-out-of-shape paperclip? Or...oh, I bet intern parties are great. Pretending to bounce in a deflated bouncy castle, passing around a cheap paper party hat while they shower each other with fake confetti. What do they do after that party? Probably wash out the bite someone got by stepping on a wandering beaver in a tin bathtub, before curling up with an eyeless sock puppet for the night.'
Frowning, she studied the paper. Had she overdone it? Probably...oh well.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:44 am
Lizzy sighed. Writing wasn't one of her strong points. Drawing, yes, writing, not so much. She heaved out another sigh and began to start writing:
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Once upon a time, there was a beaver who liked to chase around a ball of blue yarn. One day he chased his ball of yarn into the impossible to open jar of pickles. He was not craving any pickles, but his ball of yarn got stuck on some ABC gum that was left on the ground. The beaver took this as a sign that he needed to somehow open this jar of pickles. He first tried bribery, offering the jar a Chris buck, then offering a cheap paper party hat, blueprints, and a chair. The pickle jar was not pleased and demanded a rubber chicken and a delated bouncy castle. The beaver decided it was impossible and sadly left without his ball of blue yarn.
However, the beaver eventually found a red ball of yarn as a replacement, and lived happily ever after without pickles.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:50 pm
It had been a bleak depressing gray and very unsexy day for the brit mod. For one, he was not at Lucifers side today but out on his own. His own choice to try to give the pyro some space but at the same time it was depressing.
That was until he found a fricken shiny hat.
"HOLY s**t!" Noel couldn't believe his eyes. It was a fricken shiny hat, those were super sexy. The mod smiled as he bent over to pick it up, only to have fake confetti thrown at him by some nameless source. Normally, confetti was fun and festive, but in Noels case, it was blinding and painful and had Noel screaming.
By the time Noel had scrapped the fetti out of his eyes, the shiny hat of awesome was gone and replaced with a cheap paper party hat. Noel's mouth was a gape in shock. Party hats were like the anti poon. Who ever did this to him was going to pay. He wanted his fricken shiny hat so he could have the sexy times with Lucifer... with a fricken shiny hat!
Noel's thoughts were quickly disrupted by a ball of blue yarn. Easily distracted? Yes, that was Noel. The mod grabbed the ball of yarn and started to bat at it like a kitten. Giggling here and there... it could be assumed Noel was a pretty big burn out...
But then a beaver armed with a stethoscope came out of no where and hit Noel several times in his crouch and ran off with the ball of yarn. Noel was now helpless on the forest floor cursing that his shiny hat AND yarn were now gone. On top of all that he now was facing a creepy eyeless sock puppet as he felt sorry for him self on the forest floor.
Oh god why!? WHY ARE THERE NO SHINY HATS!
"LUCIFER!" Noel sobbed. Maybe he should have stayed with him today after all. The family jewels would have been a lot safer probably.
The beaver had returned, only this time it was armed with dried silly putty and a rubber chicken. But what was this ? It was wearing the shiny hat of awesome! Noel rose to his feet and glared. Cheesy western stand off music played in the back ground as the beaver snarled and Noel spit. A stand off for the honor of the sexy shiny hat was about to take place. The two paced forward like cowboys.
Noel reached for the bottom of his converse and revealed a wad of ABC gum. Quickly, the mod threw the gum at the beaver, who dodged and laughed at him. Noel frowned and was smacked in the face with a rubber chicken and hit in the balls with dried silly putty.
In the end though, Noels crying did him no good as he was beat senseless by the rogue cowboy beaver. The beaver did take pity on him though, and left him with the shiny hat as he walked off into the sunset.
Noel , though bruised and in pain and in need of a doctor , was happy. BECAUSE he just scored a FRICKEN SHINY HAT!? HOW BAD a** IS THAT?
Noel looked up from the story he wrote smiling. What a happy ending. Sniff.
((Leave me alone x D I know I'm lame))
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:55 pm
 ozzie looked over the items, and picked out some abc gum. he attached it to the front of one of the socks he had in his pack, to resemble a nose. he then took a ball of blue yarn, bit off a few lengths of it, and pulled it through some holes he poked in the top of the sock with a bent out of shape paperclip to make hair. lastly, he ripped the cheap paper party hat into a long strip and tied it around the wrist area to make a tie. it wasn't the best sock puppet he had ever made, but with the limited resources he had to work with, it was a decent eyeless sock puppet.
ozzie then set up the city backdrop, and sat in a chair in front of it. he sat down and held up the sock puppet. he then began his sock puppet news report.
"thank you for watching the silly camp news. i'm your host, heels mccracken. our top story today, chef hatchet's surprise birthday party was ruined when a beaver covered in fake confetti wandered into the mess hall at breakfast time. the now not-surprise party took place, but a rogue porcupine wandered into camp, leading to a deflated bouncy castle. presents included an impossible to open jar of pickles, a rubber chicken and a pair of old movie tickets. sources say the best part of the party was seeing chef wear a shiny hat.
in other news, robbery in the tuck shop! the authorities, which is chris, say they used blueprints of camp to find the best place to hide until nightfall. then the vandal or vandals opened the lock by listening with a stolen stethoscope from first aid. It is unclear what all was taken since the shop hasn't opened yet. the culprit seems to have left a calling card of dried silly putty. stay tuned in during our next hour for more updates.
and finally, in cute animal news. it seems as if some of the squirrels from the forest have made a band! so far their instruments include a drum made from an upside-down tin bathtub, a guitar made from old rubber bands strung between tree branches, and shakers made from hollow fake poo with pebbles inside. their first concert is next week, with an entrance fee of five chris bucks.
more news after this commercial break."
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:29 pm
((Gah! I didn't even SEE this until today! Could we please get an extension?))
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