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 Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:19 pm
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo mama is so fat when she went to a restaurant, she looked at the menu and said, "Sounds good."
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:43 pm
yo mamma so fat, i ran around her 2 times and got lost
yo mamma so fat, everyone thought she was pregnet with quadruplets
im not soo good with yo mamma jokes
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:00 pm
yo momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay coyboy
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:08 pm
yo momma was so fat, they had to baptize her at sea world.
yo momma is so stupid, she thought wtf meant 'wow that's funny'.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:12 pm
Yo mammas so ugly... Your adopted
burn
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:51 pm
yo mamma so ugly, anyone who looks at her will go blind
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:56 pm
Yo mama so ugly she turn Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:25 pm
((Star wars fans will like this))
Your mama's so fat that the wampa said, "I can't eat all that!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:39 pm
Yo mama so fat, that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
I saw your mom kickin' a can and asked her "what are you doin'" she said "I'm moving"
Yo mama's so bald, lyukemia patients have more hair (that one was in bad taste)
Yo mama's so stupid she missed the fourth of july because she couldn't remebmber what day it was.
Yo mama's so skinny that she uses a rubberband as a belt.
(For those of you who haven't realized yet; I've been spelling Mama wrong on purpose in my last post to catch if any of you caught the irony that I was making yo mama jokes when my spelling was way off... I guess not since no one bothered to correct me XD)
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:10 pm
yo moma so stupid she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:50 pm
Yo moma so ugly, she looked out her window and got arested for mooning.
Yo moma so ugly, they kicked her out of the ugly pagent and told her no professonals.
Tell you moma stop changing her shade of lip stick. My d**k is starting to look like a rainbow.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:58 pm
Your momma's so ugly o_o it didnt even matter, its to easy already.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:03 pm
Yo mama so fat Jabba The Hutt was like DAYUM!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:09 pm
Yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop through a cheerio xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:24 am
yo mama's head so big, she uses a fitted sheet for a nightcap.
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