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 Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:23 am
Anya Wilss (Geren's Sister): And then I switched blunt objects mid-pummel and... wait, what were we talking about? Oh, right, dress-boy. *ahem.* Well, contrary to popular belief, I'm a very tolerant person... except when people start interfering with MY life. At which point I tend to get 'persuasive'.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:29 am
Jareth: Anya? Well for a while I tried to court her but she wouldnt accept that I liked to wear a dress!
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:09 pm
Jorzek: "It was all really awkward until we threw our first Toga party. Then everyone just went on as if it was business as usual. Cept Jareth. The school council passed a new rule that stated all clothing worn by students, by pattern, may not be worn by the opposite sex if it is gender-specific. i.e. dresses may not be worn by men, and 3:16 shirts may not be worn by anyone. Ever. I mean, any rule against non-promotion of the bible is fine by me. Except for that really cool scene from Pulp Fiction."
Jonzen: "They had a sword in that movie."
Jorzek: "Shut up, Jonzen."
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:45 pm
Grandpa Dallis: I was very accepting of Jareth's choice and threw every high priced lawyer at the school until they decided to allow him to wear a dress. That and I threatened to buy the damn school and fire them all! YEEEEE HAW!*fires his double six shooters*
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:15 pm
Hermisia:... and then I stabed him in the face. What do you mean we can't put that story in the DVD vertion! That's classic. Do you have any idea how much that little b***h bled! Like a stuck pig! Ahahahaha... you see it's funny because he was a boar demon. So he was related to pigs... It's funny!
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:13 pm
VH1's Behind the Heroism: People came to terms with Jareth's choices. Next time on VH1's Behind the Heroism. The burden of Bishounenity. The heroes talk about the women, the drugs, orgies, and warfare. How they learned to deal with the problems.
Jareth: Yeah I started smokin reefer cause I needed somethin to cheer me up and that makes anything funny.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:49 pm
Jorzek: *flicks a cigarette butt away from camera, letting out the last drag he took, then takes a minute to think.* Well, you know, it wasn't the easiest choice I'd ever made... I had to choose between breaking my oath with my brothers by leaving Taezer unattended for a while, or being stuck with a crying brat while the best booty-call I'd had all week just walked out the door. I mean, what choice would you make in the same situation? Besides, he turned out fine.
Taezer: *holds up three finger puppets on his hands.* Oh. There you are. You-ou'ved arrived earlier than I expect-ed. Heh! *starts calling them off by name.* Hubert Cumberdale, Margerie Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher. *licks his lips.* I wonder what you taste like...
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:29 pm
Hermisia: So uh... you know how the Scots put on the face-pain made with shrooms before they go to battle so that they can go like, bat-s**t loco right? So I think to myself, wouldn't it be real trippy to just be a little buzzed on LSD before going into batle. No, man that was dumb.
::Flashback::
((Sieg and Hermisia are fighting back-to-back against some generic looking demons, One of the demons manages cut her lower arm, it is a good sized gash))
Hermisia: ::Looks at cut:: Wow, Sieg! WOW! I can feel like every cell that died. I could hear their last words. Holy s**t! Holy s**t! Whoah! Dude, Sieg, this is AMAZING.
Sieg: Will you please focus!?
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:18 pm
A lot of you are familiar with Geren as a sakkat-wearing, yukata-clad, sandal-footed, hamster-eyed, brown-haired smith... slash recluse. Well, that's only one of the many versions of him... the first, however, was not so flattering. Let's take a look and see how the KINE Geren would've turned out... if as a template I'd used the original.
Geren: *bites the tip off of a cigar, spits it out, then take a gargantuan swig of rum, then holds a match up to his lips and belches, holding the cigar out past the match, the flames spreading from his mouth, to the cigar, then takes a few puffs of it, and a few shots of vodka.* Swear to god, if you assholes don't make this room stop spinning, I'll pay a bunch of hobos to kill you in your sleep, cook you, and eat you! Herk... *rushes to the bathroom.* Mother of f-
And this is why I always try to make a different Geren...
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:11 pm
Jareth: Alright so there I was staring death in the eye....I was getting married. I was getting married to the sister of mortal enemy.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:55 pm
Geren: "Jareth's sister was coming on to me... it made me kind of uncomfortable, since I had my eye on another girl, but then she had to pull the trump card... sweatdrop She took my hat... I couldn't help but blush then, and she went to town just saying things she knew would make me blush even more."
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:13 pm
Jareth: There was that moment when I had a date with Min of Oshu...it didn't go so well she set me on fire with her fiery breath. And I left that place right away.
Min: I didn't even get a chance to say Im sorry he was obviously upset he had the right but I wish I could of explained that I sneezed and sometimes I breathe fire when I sneeze
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:14 pm
Serath: So thats when I got the idea to set Jareth and Teia up....boy was that a mistake! For a Jherron she couldnt keep her hands off the guy...I was expecting you know modesty!
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:06 pm
And now we present... The Kouseitan'i No En Friar's Club Roast of Geren Wilss, and now your host, Mister Jareth Dallis!
Audience: Applauds.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:14 pm
Jareth: When i first met Geren I thought he was a Vietnamese rice picker. Then he tried to convince me he was a Jherron, but I never heard of the Jherron so i though he was a Korean rice picker.
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