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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:32 pm
I love you all, because I have a rant for almost every one of the more recent posts.
I'm going to summarize them though so I don't spam you.
First up: Spaniard's post on bitchy women!! Oh my god, I know a girl for every type of BP you described. Every. Single. One. Even the High one. In fact, I have a few friends that are the average one. I'm more of the low, but I can jump to average on a bad day. .. On second thought, this wasn't a rant, it was a comment. Hmph.
Thank you Colleen for bringing up those ******** Volvo commercials!! Oh my dear Lord I saw one of those and I started screaming. They are using that stupid crap-you-call-a-Vampire -[I'm not getting into the burn, not sparkle thing because it will be filled with profanity]- to sell Volvo's!!
I feel bad for everyone who owns a Volvo. I wanted one, and now I can't Even look at one without wanting to set it on fire!!
Robert Pattinson or whatever the hell his last name is, UGH!! He reminds me of ********: People think he's hot for no damn reason. Spaniard pretty much stated this, but I'm going to reiterate it: I am a lesbian, but I still know if a guy is hot or not. I'm not malfunctioned. I can tell who's attractive. And neither of them are!! I don't understand it. And then of course "Edward" doesn't Wash his hair, so half the country stop washing their fricken hair so they can be like him!!
What is our world coming to?!?
Again, I'm repeating, but Kristen Stewart is hot. Hell yeah she is, just because Bella's annoying doesn't mean I'll hate on Kristen.
And I can Agree with her feeling when Edward left. I felt that exact same feeling when one of my past relationships ended. I can understand that feeling, and that's probably why New Moon was my favorite: I could relate.
Though I'm confused as to how they will do that in the movie. In the book they had her thoughts and her body shutting down and then they skipped months .. Don't understand how you could get somebody emotionally attached to that, by watching it. Like, in Twilight, when Bella left her Dad she was supposed to say the exact same thing her Mom had said. They changed it in the movie {Lame!} but I can see why. How do you let everyone know how much the line hurt Charlie by watching it??!
Plus, Bella always looks dead because that's how Kristen naturally is, so I'm wondering how they'll kill her further. =
I love Vampires. I absolutely do, I love Werewolves too, but if I had to choose I would be an eternal blood sucker. BUT -And I stress this but- I would BURN in the sunlight and not SPARKLE LIKE A FRIGGEN IDIOT!! {Oh yes, I went there}
I can't stand it!! Vampires are Dracula! Van Helsing, Underworld, all those movies! Not this ridiculous s**t! I want to murder people when I hear them talking about being a Vampire. I was used to people being like "I'm a Vampire" And stuff like that, but if someone says "I'm a Vampire, I sparkle in the sunlight" -- *Face of doom* Oh my god. I saw this girl with glitter on her body and she was like "I'm a Vampire!" And I was like "Well, your about to be dead, but your not coming back." Your not a ******** Vampire, your an idiot!
REALLY. I liked the books. I didn't think they were AMAZING, but they were good. I had issues with the so-called Vampires and stuff, but the concept was pretty good. And then .. It got big. And now everyone is obsessed with Twilight.
I never wanted to join in and say something about Twilight, but I have to get this off my chest, or I'll explode.
So thank you guild members, for allowing me to vent my burning distaste. heart heart heart
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:07 pm
Upon finishing this, I realized that it's really TL;DR, but that's okay. It really is just to get it out.
All right. First off, I have to say this: I love my job. I love what I do. I love getting to work with horses all morning, and sometimes helping kids learn how to groom and lead and lunge them. It makes me feel really good.
BUT.
I don't like working seven days a week, since it's a very heavy physical workload (hauling hay, mucking stalls, lifting bales of shavings and fifty-five pound bags of feed). I don't like having to get up at six in the morning to go there. I don't like putting out hay in the dark at six-thirty in the morning. I don't like having to walk carefully around the barn for fear that the owner's rescue dog, who used to try to attack anyone who came near the barn, the house or the owner and is only somewhat better now, will go back to its old vicious ways and try to rip out my throat. I don't like having one of the owners lecture me for twenty minutes and conclude by telling me that my behaviour was 'absolutely unacceptable' because I dared to walk her precious baybeee out past a tractor in a perfectly safe and careful manner, keeping myself between the horse and the tractor (which was off, by the way, and had the edge turned down so that it was safe). I don't like walking them past the tractor, either, but it was broken. I couldn't move it. Taking her horse out the other door was really not an option, because that animal is a menace. Taking her out the short way, I still often end up bruised, stepped on, bitten, knocked into fences, or injured in some other manner. If I had to take her all the way around the barn, I would likely end up with a concussion or a broken bone if not worse.
I don't like having a coworker I can't trust to handle the work. One of them is a good guy. Really trustworthy, always shows up (an hour after I do, but then he doesn't have to go anywhere in the afternoon like I do and often stays after I leave to finish up chores I didn't have time to do, so it's fair), and we share taste in music, so he always plays his iPod for us while we work. My weekend coworker is also great. She's sweet and friendly and a lot of fun. It's the other weekday coworker, who I shall call M, who is the problem. He has some mental issues, and probably shouldn't be working with large animals and machinery in the first place. But our employer is softhearted, and won't fire him, so we find stuff for M to do. These days, though, he's always calling in sick, leaving the other coworker and I to do the work. To be honest, it's almost a relief, because then I don't have to be afraid he's going to leave one of the paddock doors swinging open and release all the horses, dump a water bucket on the floor and let it freeze to ice, or get me or Good Coworker injured - all of which he has done before.
On a more specific note, today sucked. SUCKED. First, I got up at six in the morning to go to work. I had agonizing pain in my stomach, could barely breathe, and had to walk hunched over. I didn't eat because I knew I wouldn't be able to keep it down - this is a condition I have that comes and goes at random intervals. So I went to work (heavy physical work) with no food, and miserably ill. Now I know you're wondering Why the hell did you go to work, Silent? Well, to be honest, because I couldn't leave Good Coworker there by himself, knowing that M was going to be skipping again. We had a bunch of kids who were supposed to be coming in today, and one of us would have to supervise the grooming and stuff that they would do.
Yeah, you know what's coming - the kids didn't show. Turns out they thought it was tomorrow. So now it is. >.< That didn't make me feel any better. Then I drove home, showered fast and went to school. So now I was cold and miserable and ill (remember it's something like -20 C here now). Then I sat painfully through classes that I could easily have skipped - we did nothing of importance.
And on the way home? I got rear-ended by some douchebag who'd been tailgating me since downtown. I kept trying to get space from him, he kept closing it - he must have been speeding, since I was going the limit in my attempt to get spacing. Then I had to stop for a changing light. I admit that I stopped a little abruptly, because my truck is having a few minor brake issues. But the guy was too close, and he rear-ended me. Luckily the damage was very minor - just a little bit of scraped paint and a little bump on the bumper, so I let him go because it wasn't worth the insurance-company hassle. But still. This is only my fourth day with my driver's license, and I've already been in a minor accident. Now I'm sick, in pain, and pissed right off.
On an entirely different note, I'm pissed because I have to change my lesson. The riding lesson that I have taken once a week, Saturday mornings, eleven a.m. sharp, for eight years. I have to change it now. I'm telling everyone it's because I have a club meeting every Saturday at one, which is true, but I'm omitting the fact that it's also partly because of a girl who was recently added to our lesson. She's a spoiled little princess who has to have everything she wants. She likes to ride my favourite horse, who I've ridden for almost a year and helped to train. Now, since he's not mine, I can stand - have to stand - knowing that she's riding him. But I can't stand watching it, because she uses her whip way too liberally and sometimes over nothing at all. I have had to bite my tongue so hard that it literally almost bled. And I don't need that kind of hassle.
Re the Volvo/Twilight thing: I'm also annoyed with my Stephenie Meyer-worshipping friends who insist that Twilight is amazing, it's the best thing ever written, and if I'd just give it another chance... Uh, no. No thank you. I have better things to do with my time. Even worse is the friend who thinks that yeah, Twilight sucks, but The Host is amazing and wonderful and blah blah blah. I now have her copy of it in my bag because she kept pestering me about it until I gave in. I've only gotten to chapter six or so, and have no interest in reading more. And the Volvo commercials can die in a magnesium fire. That is all.
...Whew. Okay. I'm done. Aside from one thing, and that is this:
Spaniard, your post about bitchy women was the first good thing about my day. I laughed so hard. Thank you.
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SilentShadowDreamer Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:03 pm
*bows* 'Tis my pleasure.
Anyone got anything else we can rant on?
I've still got a bit more Twilight in me... or maybe we should save that for when the movie comes out...
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:01 pm
MY G*DD*MN TRUCK ISN'T WORKING. AGAIN. How the hell am I supposed to get to work? And after that to school? I can't get to work without transport, dammit. ARGH!!!
I love that truck, I really do. When it's working. When I don't have to jump the G*DD*MN battery before every FRICKING time I drive it - and don't say that I have a dead battery, because I don't. I DON'T. We just bought a new one today for it, and installed it, AND IT STILL WON'T WORK ARRRGGGHHHHHH.
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SilentShadowDreamer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:22 pm
SilentShadowDreamer MY G*DD*MN TRUCK ISN'T WORKING. AGAIN. How the hell am I supposed to get to work? And after that to school? I can't get to work without transport, dammit. ARGH!!! I love that truck, I really do. When it's working. When I don't have to jump the G*DD*MN battery before every FRICKING time I drive it - and don't say that I have a dead battery, because I don't. I DON'T. We just bought a new one today for it, and installed it, AND IT STILL WON'T WORK ARRRGGGHHHHHH. Sounds like a problem with the spark plugs. They may be dirty or just completly burned out. -Spaniard is somewhat of a mechanic-
And if not, then the attachments from the battery to the plugs are dead. Sounds like a simple problem to fix. Especially since you know it's not the battery.
Then again, if you have an old truck, the may very well be that it's just giving out and not wanting to take anymore than it has to. *shrug*
On to my rant...
I need to move the ******** out of here already. -Btw, it is perfectly fine to cuss in this thread like a sailor on Iraq. Just not anywhere else in the guild-
I work full time. Go to school part time. Get paid on commision. Work my a** off to deal with a store full of customers who don't know the first thing about the crap they are buying. -I work in Guitar Center's Pro Audio Department. If you don't know what that means, you'll never understand this rant to it's fullest extent.-
So, when I come home from literally selling myself over and over again, I want some ******** piece and quiet. All I ******** as for, is to come home, get my food, come to my room, and have silence.
Apparently, people just can't understand that. I'm an audio engineer. My ears go through so much s**t, it's odd they haven't bled out yet. It's only a matter of time though.
All I want is some ******** silence. Is that so much to ask for?
S-I-L-E-N-C-E
I have spelling issues, but even I understand the word fully.
I don't like to come home, worry about where my brother is and why the ******** he wasn't in school. Or why my mother didn't come home after work and is instead at a bar. I don't want to have some wierd guy calling my house at 3 in the ******** morning, asking for my mother either. I want to turn the ******** heater on when I get home, not have someone b***h about it being too hot. I do need someone breathing down my ******** back about taking out the goddamn trash.
THERE'S A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS FAILING HALF OF HIS CLASSES! DOESN'T WORK AND PLAYS VIDEO GAMES IN HIS UNDERWEAR THAT HE ONLY CHANGES WHEN THEY START TO SMELL!! MAKE HIM DO IT! I ******** PAY RENT, INSURANCE, GAS, FOOD....
IT'S NOT ******** FAIR!!!
With that said, again, I do believe it's time for me to get a place of my own.
-Going to stop here because, I ran out of energy typing in all caps-
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:55 pm
See, we aren't mechanics. I don't even know what to look for. It goes something like this: I turn the key, and it just clicks once. Then silence. And yet the lights, the heater, the radio, all that is turning on - it's just that the engine won't turn over! It's ridiculously annoying. And once I jump the battery it goes just fine. Until I turn it off again, anyway. [/pissed]
The truck is a Dodge Dakota. I think it's 2002? Not all that old, anyway.
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SilentShadowDreamer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:09 pm
Mm. Twilight.
The first one was s**t. Plain and simple.
The second one was better, and from it I earned a few revelations. The first was that if I were to ever choose, I'd roll Team Jacob. Second, Bella's an idiot and Edward's... well, he has a greater void in the intelligence department than she does. Third, I like EVERY single character in Twilight EXCEPT EDWARD & BELLA. Seriously. All of them, except the two main characters.
To the books, the writing is plain. Just plain. The lore is a total failure. You want a good example of a contemporary vampire spin-off? Read "Cirque du Freak." I don't know if the movie was any good, but the book series (twelve total) was wonderful.
And that relationship? Beyond anything remotely considered healthy. There's nothing but an obsession between those two. And I don't want to hear the "their love is so powerful" response. That's straight bullshit. These two are in so far over their heads, they don't know what the ******** they're doing. I can't take either of them seriously when they get into their little emo "debates" over souls and damnation and Bella's conversion. Enough to make me sick, all the stupidity that those two fling at each other as "arguments."
My real wonder is whether or not they'll have the sex scene.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:19 pm
@Silent: Oh, then definatly check the spark plugs before you spend money on anything else. There's something going on from your starter to your plugs. You're getting energy, just not enough. Plugs. They are the shiney -or in your case, they may not be shiney- bolt like objects that -depending on the motor- sit in a row of two by four or six. Um... try not to touch them while the truck is on, or after you've turned it off. Also know that I am NOT a certified mechanic, and that you may decide to take my advice as you please. ALSO, Dodge is a bullshit company of cars. They have looks, I'll give them that. But nothing beats a Chevy. ^-^ -born and raised in Texas-
@Blackbird: If they have a sex scene, I'll puke and never think about a vampire again. It's bad enough that Jacob's character was centered around him being shirtless. I bet people won't even listen to the words he says, and how clingy and anger impulsive he can be.
And now... -have you seen them?- Twilight Barbie dolls.
burning_eyes
Just kill those poor actors now. Before it gets even worse. It's not there fault that they got sucked into this... black hole.
Agreed. The writing sucks. And I also agree that I like all other characters except for the main characters. Alice is my favorate, as well as Seth Clearwater. Team Jacob for the win, because I want to see Edward burn and be torn apart by the teeth of an overly large shape-shifter.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:39 pm
Now I wonder as well as to whether there will be a sex scene. I want to see a sex scene. THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE SEX SCENE!
Something to rant on... I have a teacher who loses my assignments. I've gone through her paperwork and found my graded work FOR her before. What she will do is refuse to admit she lost it and claim I didn't turn it in, and then fail me. Then, she will not inform me that my grade is dropping. Instead she'll call my parents, tell them I'm not doing my work, then expect me to come to class all chipper and complete 6 lost papers in one night, THEN have the AUDACITY to tell me I had plenty of time to do it, when I forget a paper at home.
I actually raised my voice to her one day when I had forgotten a paper at home due to puking stomach acid the night before and spitting blood the majority of the night. I only snapped because I am already on anxiety medicine that I have been missing, and she had begun to imply I was irresponsible because I was unable to get out of my 5th block to grade my papers, that I had redone (BECAUSE SHE ******** LOST THEM).
She is such an ignorant, irresponsible troll-b***h. I can not stand her! If she is going to fail kids because she can't keep track of a damn thing maybe she shouldn't have a job where kid's futures are based on the grades she gives?
Talk about setting the youth up for failure.
=_= I hate you, troll-b***h. I hate you.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:06 pm
Ranting on...
Gaia's scavenger hunts.
That's what they are called, right?
When Gaia places these shiney, clickable pictures on the main pages of the sight. And when you collect a certain amount of them, you get a prize.
The prizes suck and are repetitive.
Also, it's just too damn easy.
I can get a prize by just refreshing my screen five times.
Oh my! A Harry Potter sneek peek?! eek
... You're ******** kidding me.
Though, I do like this new quidditch uniform. I'm wearing it right now.
But I'm upset at the fact that um.. oh yeah, EVERYONE ELSE ON GAIA HAS ONE TOO!!!
It defeats the purpose of having a badass, unique avatar.
Of course, no one will be able to do my crappy lycan/medival/angel themed avatars.
But I'm pissed that we get such crappy prizes for wasting my time.
Like those plumbob things. You know, the green diamond things. Not only were they unfashonable, they are usless because they are mass produced!
I've thrown all mine away, but dammit! The daily chance just gave me another one today.
...
I think all prizes should be gold. Gold and tokens. At least you can get what you want. Like... instead of getting someone socks for christmas, get them a gift card to wal-mart. And if that person so decides to use that card for socks, at least they will be getting socks that they actually want.
...
I think I need more caffinee...
-Spaniard
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:09 pm
Something to rant on...
I chose to post this because it is a hot topic now-a-days and I just plain liked the snarky sarcasm.
1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:39 pm
Constricting Comfort Something to rant on...
I chose to post this because it is a hot topic now-a-days and I just plain liked the snarky sarcasm.
1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Copy-Cat.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:33 pm
Hey, hey... no fighting girls.
Unless you plan on taking each other's shirts off in pudding, then please, by all means, continue.
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:06 pm
xC o l o r M e G r e yx Constricting Comfort Something to rant on...
I chose to post this because it is a hot topic now-a-days and I just plain liked the snarky sarcasm.
1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Copy-Cat. I thought someone else called me a copy-cat. I was about to get pissed. *smacks nose with rolled up shamwow* Everytime I use toilet paper I think of shamwow.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:49 pm
Ranting on:
Gay-bashing.
Now, we all understand what this term means, but humor me for a moment as I explain.
Gay bashing is the act of being prejudice against homosexuals.
I'm not sure if I used that word right, but whatever.
Anyway, moving on, we must understand that there are many forms of bashing. It is different for gay men as opposed to lesbian women.
For example: Bashing against a gay man is more aggressive, and full of hate. It is always stereotyped around something or the other and is actually encouraged by other straight men.
Now, that's just wrong, but I'm not going to talk about how we should all love the gays.
I'm going to talk about leave the lesbians alone.
You see, not many people bash on lesbians. Not aggressivly anyway. No, lesbians are bashed in a more ... oh, how to say this... explicit manner. A disrespectful manner.
What happened to guys being gentlemen towards women?
No. Instead, the moment men find out a woman is homosexual, several 'games' occur.
One of my favorates to have force played on me is the "Oh, I'll be the one to turn her straight." game. It's a game where ALL the men come together and talk about the woman in question. Then, they each place bets with eachother to see who can successfully 'score' with her. Then... the torture begins.
The crappy pick up lines, the cheesy romantic-acts... and my all time favorate, the 'I'm not like those other guys' approach.
I'm homosexual, not stupid.
Then, when the games have been LOST -for yes my friends, NO ONE plays me- then another idea strikes the minds of the men. "Oh, girl-on-girl action?! That's hot! Tell me more!"
The "Tell me more." approach is ususally the first thing on everyone's mind, but not the first to be spoken. Usually, the men have to become comfortable with the woman, so the question doesn't see so ridiculous.
It's still ******** stupid.
"So, how do you-" "Do you use-" "Why do you-" "When did you-" "When you were a kid-" "How does it-"
The list goes on and on.
It's ******** offensive.
First off, it's rude to ask a woman about her sex life. Second, it's rude to start stereotyping people. I'm not LIKE everyone else.
Then of course, we go into the continuous phrase of "What do you think?", where a lesbian is often asked "What do you think?" of a nearby woman.
What the hell? I don't have a p***s to think with. I have ******** feelings and emotions. I don't go around, checking out every girl I see. That's just being a ******** pig.
And so, when the lesbian woman shrugs her shoulders and goes 'meh' several times, then the rumors start to spread.
"She's not ********. You.
Just because I don't tell everyone that I want to bang every girl I see -even if I do- that SOMEHOW makes me straight. For SOME REASON, I've been lying to everyone to get attention. Now, all of a sudden, I MUST HAVE some terrible tragic life story that would CERTAINLY explain why I don't date men.
Go. Die.
I know, I know. I shouldn't be worried about what others think. I am who I am and that's all thier is to it.
But I can only take so much. It's ******** rude, and disrespectful, and when done by groups, it's a form of hate.
It's a hate crime, and everyone seems okay with it.
WTF?
It's a form of emotional, societal bashing that drives me insane. I like chicks. Awesome. Now let's talk about something else, like sports, or music, or why the ******** Enrique got kicked out of the club last week without calling us for backup? Let's talk about us as PEOPLE, not OBJECTS. <******** all you bastards who do everything I've described above. And even though I said it was men who do this, women do it as well.
Actually, there is alot of tension between some women towards lesbians.
Suddenly, I'm some kind of... sex perv, that goes around staring at them all the time, and hitting on them with every opportunity.
Last time I checked, opening the door for someone, was a common gesture. If I'm taller than another woman, yes, I'm going to reach up, and get something for her. If she's wearing something nice, or did something different to her hair, I'm going to compliment her. It's called being NICE and FRIENDLY!!!
I'm raised by men, told to respect a woman at all times, blah blah blah. Old fashioned, I am. I also grew up as a jock. Which means, since puberty, I've been in showres and locker rooms with other girls.
Therefore, I have a certain, abilitly, a switch almost, that allows me to stop thinking of women as sexual beings and more like equals. I can watch a woman bend over, with out following her. I can smell a womans purfume, and not make it like I'm sniffing her. I know how to behave around naked woman. HELL, I was in the closet till I was 16! From 12-16, I THINK I've learned some kind of tolerance.
So, ladies. Heterosexual ladies. When I ask you how your day is, and amuse you by telling you how nice you're shoes are, or let you confide in me for comfort... it's not -and I repeat- NOT, part of my master plan, to lure you to 'the dark side' and rape and bang you like there's no tomorrow.
So... to both men and women, who stereotype me as a lesbian, ridicule me, make fun of me, and all that other good jazz, I say this:
Go ******** yourself. Because I sure as hell won't be.
-Spaniard.
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