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 Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:36 pm
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
-Lemony Snicket
(The Wide Window)
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:21 pm
RIVER WAFFLE BIG SAUASAGE FAT!
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:22 pm
I Am craft If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. -Lemony Snicket (The Wide Window) hahhaha well i didnt really laugh but, i get it.... and its pretty funny!
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:03 pm
loser's whine about their best, while the winner's go home and *uck the prom queen
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.
Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.
When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.
Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:14 pm
When you are told your ugly look at them and spit in their face
Whenever you get lemons squeeze them on you and you could win the wet t-shirt contest
if you get made fun off make out with that person.
those are funny to me.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:00 pm
1. If at first you dont succeed go fine a hole to die in
2. If at first you dont succeed go gte a refunded
3. A friend would let u have the umbrella but a best friend would take ur umbrella and yell " run b***h run"
4. A friend would let u run ahead of her if there was a zombie infestation but a best freind would trip u and just keep runing
5. A broke heart is like a broken mirror why try to put it back together when u hurt urself more
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:22 pm
i got a joke i found,plz give me the 3k,ok,here it goes
My father's colleges brought his son,Will,to the cinema to watch some movies,the movie was about the WORLD WAR 2,Will was scared by the exploding bombs and shooting sound effect,Will's father tried to console him,and that's when a man in the movie say loudly
"FIRE AT WILL!!!!"
Will was terrified to death,and cried
the next one
My friend has been pounding the pavement in search of a job,without much luck,Frustrated,she asked her dad to look at her resume,He didn't get much further than the first line of her cover letter before spotting the potential problem.
"Is it too generic?"said her
"I doubt it,"said her father"Especially since it's addressed to 'Dear Sir or Madman....
1 more
Earlier in the day,a woman told her four-year-old son Tomio,that it is important to keep any promises u make,Later while shopping,the boy asked his mother to buy 2 PSPs,His mother say NO,
the boy replied"But mom,i promised myself that i would buy two PSPs,,a promise is a promise"
that's all,bye
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:08 pm
A quote I made myself:
"Curiosity killed the cat, but generosity never hurt anyone."
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:28 am
I found this one razz
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Hope you like it ^^
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:29 pm
i got a few y did the girl drop her lolipop? cuz she got hit by a bus y did the boy fall off the swing?cuz he had no arms! y did the chiken cross the road? your mom y was there an old lady just lying in the middel of the road? cuz she had no arms or legs y did the man trip over and fall down the stairs? cuz hes a DUMB ******** it work on nidento wii? ? knock knock? whos there? p***k. whats wores the eating and appel and finding out u just eaten a worm? being raped see jokes here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mUhZ3VsyE
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:34 pm
"You can’t quit until you try. You can’t live until you die. You can’t learn to tell the truth, until you learn to lie. You can’t breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you’re the joke. There’s nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive. Just open your eyes, just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my funeral?"
- Sixx Am: "Life is Beautiful" -
heart This song is amazing and I just love this quote that's in the song.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:49 am
"honey Your Like A Fart, You Just BLow Me OFF!!!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:50 am
"FAilLng Is nOt WheN YoU FaIl, It's WHen yOu GiVe uP."
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