Sailor_Solitaire
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1: I'm quickly coming to realize that if I'm going to post anything here, that I'm going to have to post big, elaborate, describe the exact context of my word choices, etc. And hope for the best razz It's just that so far, anytime I make a simple word choice for something, it gets eaten live for somehow being inaccurate from someone's persepective. Which, if you think about it, could apply to anything said by anyone, provided an objective point of view.
2: This one is ROFL! The first time I went to church, and the offering plate got handed to me(I was like 5)... I didn't know what it was for. I was going to ask, but everyone was busy praying. I was sitting at the end of the pew. So my thoughts were, "Sweet! I've got money.!" I seriously thought they had just given it to me. So I made my way with the offering plate towards the vending machine at the front of the church. I got a soda and a candy bar out before my rear found itself getting slapped on pretty hard razz heart
1: I'm quickly coming to realize that if I'm going to post anything here, that I'm going to have to post big, elaborate, describe the exact context of my word choices, etc. And hope for the best razz It's just that so far, anytime I make a simple word choice for something, it gets eaten live for somehow being inaccurate from someone's persepective. Which, if you think about it, could apply to anything said by anyone, provided an objective point of view.
2: This one is ROFL! The first time I went to church, and the offering plate got handed to me(I was like 5)... I didn't know what it was for. I was going to ask, but everyone was busy praying. I was sitting at the end of the pew. So my thoughts were, "Sweet! I've got money.!" I seriously thought they had just given it to me. So I made my way with the offering plate towards the vending machine at the front of the church. I got a soda and a candy bar out before my rear found itself getting slapped on pretty hard razz heart
at a country church where we used to go, an injured veteran who lioved in a trailer and sat at the back used to think none of us noticed him taking ten or twenty bucks out of the plate every Sunday as it was passed.
i asked the Pastor about it and he said not to worry. "This guy has a hard time making ends meet but he won't accept any "charity" from us. If this is how he gets some spending money for the week and it works for him, it's fine for us."
