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 Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:22 pm
*Nudges the sun closer to Earth, evaporating the entire ocean.* Oh no he didn't!
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:38 pm
Brings an icy meteor to earth to put the ocean level back to normal again.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:08 pm
*The comet knocks Earth closer to the sun, which pulls Earth closer, destroying our Ozone and killing everyone on the planet.* Oh SHNAP.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:52 pm
*Makes another Earth* Ish a baby planet. xd heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:48 pm
*Since it's still a bubbling mass of molten rock, it takes a couple billion years to cool down, and everyone dies of starvation.* It scares me how good at this I am.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:57 am
But while everyones on their spaceship when the new planet is created, I speed up the planets developing proccess with the ship that they had on the movie "Titan A.E."
Then when everyone lands on the new planet, no one dies.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:24 pm
But since the new planet was made in outer space's equivalent of China it's painted with lead paint, and everyone dies of lead poisoning.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:10 am
But first I send down a paint cleaner vacuumm to wash and suck up all the paint. (no one dies)
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:21 am
aamiller321 But since the new planet was made in outer space's equivalent of China it's painted with lead paint, and everyone dies of lead poisoning.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:02 pm
xwhateverxdudex But first I send down a paint cleaner vacuumm to wash and suck up all the paint. (no one dies) But due to a defect in the vacuum (also made in China) it explodes, raining particles of fine lead over everone on Earth, poisoning an suffocating them.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:15 am
Everyone is wearing tough space suits (made in japan) so they're fine.
Then the mess is cleaned up using hardware, also from japan.
So everyone is safe.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:30 pm
But a massive virus spreads via the spacesuits shutting down the breating aparatus and every one suffocates.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:01 pm
*Sits back and watches to see how this will turn out.*
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:09 pm
No one dies, because the planet is safe, so everyone takes off their spacesuits, and once the virus hits the fresh air, a strange element in it counteracts the virus and destroys it, thus making everyone immune to it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:50 pm
But since virus's are always still swimming around in your bloodstream, the virus re-emerges as an extremely deadly flu that kills everyone.
You covered up almost every loophole there Dude.
And yes you nonbelievers, virus's can re-emerge. A common example is Chicken Pox re-emerging as shingles in old age.
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