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 Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:03 pm
Mena laughs harder Give me a break, Pranc was it? My name is Mena and I will share my kill with you. You are very um... silly and stupid. She gives him an amused smile and pats the ground next to her. Now sit.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:19 pm
Ok, this is that compromise thing.. I do as she says and I get what I want: the fox. Such a delicious fox...wait how the hell would I know? I've never even eaten one before. DUH BECAUSE IT IS FOOD! ...s**t I"m talking to myself...only crazy people talk to themselves. That must mean...
Pranc flails to the bow and arrow and launches them to Mena.
OH MY GOD I'M GOING INSANE. END MY LIFE BEFORE I LOSE CONTROL OF MY HAIR AND BOWELS. OH MY GOD I LOSE CONTROL OF MY BOWELS ANYWAYS AFTER I DIE. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ME AFTER YOU KILL ME, I'LL HEX YOU! YOU WILL TURN TO STONE! Don't think of killing her...don't think of killing her...killing her....kill her... AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M A MONSTERRR! GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU VOICES!
Pranc begins to cry.
Prancthoughts are Prancs ._. Hit me in the heart with your silver tipped arwow and make sure you cut off my wegs so I can't come back as a zwombie and infwect you I'm sorry for being mean to you you were a nice lady and kind of pretty sorta and and and I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELLLLLL...
Pranc wails and subsequently passes out.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:25 am
Mena watches Pranc, clumsily launch the arrow and bow at her. She scoops them up and straps the bow to her back and shoves the arrow back into its pouch. Watching his humorous antics with baffled disbelief til he collapses to the ground.She stands and stares at Prancs unconscious body.
Of all the things to happen today...What is wrong with this kid?
Mena digs in her satchel and finds her canteen, she uncaps it with her teeth and pours a small amount on Prancs face. Get up Pranc, if you want my help you will need to try a different approach.
He is insane, leave him here for the wolves.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:50 am
Pranc jerks awake. I have control of my hair.... the woman is an exorcist? Lady Exorcist I need your guidance through the forbidden forest. How long is she just going to let me strarve in front of her before taking me to the damn town village place thing?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:58 am
Mena extends her hand to help Pranc up. I will probably regret this, but for now lets go back to my house, you obviously need rest. I would hope you are not this crazy under normal circumstances. Mena gives Pranc a small, amused smile.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:06 am
Prance takes Mena's hand and is lifted up.
I don't need any rest. I need that fox you are carrying.
AND ANOTHER THING! YOU ARE THE CRAZY ONE FOR THREATENING ME! ME! MR. BEAR FIGHTER EXTRODINAIRE!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:13 am
Mena smirks and gives Pranc a slight shove. Lets go bear killer... Mena's grin widens I do hope you can protect me from the wolves out here. She hooks her arm with Prancs and whispers in his ear They love human flesh, pray none of them come for us. Her violet eyes danced watching Prancs reaction.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:24 am
Pranc laughs hesitantly. Wait, you wouldn't be here if you couldn't handle one right? RIGHT!? Wewell unh I will protect you. I don't call these bear arms for nothing. We're going to die. Great. JUST GREAT. IT'LL BE AN ADVENTURE, IT'LL BE FUN, WELL GUESS WHAT MR. SELF MONOLOGUE, I'M GOING TO BE EATEN BY SOMETHING 2 TIERS LOWER THAN ME ON A FOOD CHAIN!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:32 am
Idiot... Mena quickens her pace so she
he is slightly ahead of Pranc.
Just follow me, stay close so a rabbit doesnt devour you.
Mena smirks Well today is not a boring one at least. She looks back at Pranc, briefly
Indeed I will not be bored as long as that one is around.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:00 am
Pranc's stomach rumbles. ...Kaaayyy Oh look at me I'm a useless exorcist who can't even kill a wolf. Well she did save me from the voices in my head, maybe she is a good excorcist, but still, holy water doesn't stop bears..
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:14 pm
After a while they reach Mena's cottage. She opens the door and slings the leather satchel that had the fox and rabbit inside it on the table. She glances at Pranc Do you know how to skin, cook or cut up hunts?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:18 pm
Uhhh, no I always just tore off a bear's limb and just nibbled at it when I got hungry. Besides I'm a guest, show some hospitality and feed your STARVING GUEST. WHAT KIND OF PERSON LETS SOMEONE STARVE IN THEIR OWN HOME?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:29 pm
Is he serious?
Mena sighs deeply and begins to skin then chop up the dead animals. She glares at Pranc and begins to fry the meat with potatoes. After a while dinner was finished.
She slides a plate toward Pranc So tell me, why were you wandering around in the woods? You are obviously not a bear killer.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:08 pm
Pranc ignores Mena and starts eating. After eating a little he realizes just how bad it tasted. Regardless Pranc scarfs it down and addresses Mena's question several minutes after it was asked.
I'm a wanderer. I follow the wind. It's a pretty lonely existence, but its magical. I mean its just you and nature, you know? Leads me into volcanoes, sailing the ocean, and sleeping in the forest. You really shouldn't have woken me up. My carcadian clock is off now, my biorhythm. Now do you know a hunter I can talk to? I'm a very busy man.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:20 pm
Mena pushes her plate away Forgot how unedible fox was. This kid....he amuses me and my life has been so lonely since dad died.
I'm a hunter...you didnt notice the bow and arrows? The skinning knives? You have so much to learn.
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