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"Not snowman, Spike. Snowbot." -Jazz
"There's a flurry in a hurry." -Spike
-laughing like retards-
"Thanks Jazz. I get the drift." -Spike
-more laughing like retards-
-snowball fight ensures-
"Hey guys that's snowfair!" -Jazz

Ryu: ...Snowbot xD
Anime: Flurry in a hurry. Wow. LAME!
Ryu: THE TERRIBLE PUNS!
Anime: Snowfair. -passes out from bad puns-
Ryu: The horrid puns are making my brain have a seizure.

And hopefully Gaia won't ban me for the use of those horrible puns.


Obviously this is not your normal snowstorm. Considering it's... ya know. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DESERT.

Ryu: ...Did the Decepticons cause nuclear winter or someth- oh wait, they're not competent enough to do anything like that.


See that green crystal thing? That is the Earth's core.

Anime: If they're by earth's core why aren't they melting?
Ryu: Because logic got roboraped.
(Ep 7 is where we officially declared logic to be roboraped.)



Ryu: ... Megatron like, pulled a face
If he was smart I'd be concerned.


This is Optimus with his back end RANDOMLY COMING OUT OF THE BASE. I have no idea where he keeps it or how it gets out there so quickly, but there it is. Randomly coming out of the base.


So that blue jet is Thundercracker and then the jet being worked on is Skyfire. Then you can see part of a purple jet in the bottom corner, that's Skywarp. Then you can sort of see part of Starscream towards the top.

Ryu: Why are there so many jets? THEY. CAN. ALL. FLY. And hell you'd think having rockets or something in their feet would be a basic feature! Wait, I'm trying to apply logic after it's been roboraped again.


Skyfire and Starscream taking off in a flashback.
"Starscream why are you so concerned about this creature?"
"Because I knew him once."

Anime: Starscream has a friend. Isn't that nice? He's going to die. -kidding- I'm horrible.



"And with this symbol you, Skyfire, become a member of the exalted Decepticon forces!"

Ryu: 'Exalted Decepticon forces'? Really?


"Are you happier being a warrior than a scientist, Starscream?" -Skyfire

Ryu: ... Starscream was a scientist? Did he try to overthrow the head scientist then too?
Anime: Probably. More believable then Megatron.


"Autobots Transform!"


Spike being stupid and falling into the water.

Ryu: At least the humans are smart enough to GTFO when the Autobots need to transform.
Anime: Yeah. Just not smart enough to stay away from the battle.
Ryu: And then they even take co- HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE WATER?!


"Strange Voices..."

Anime: "Strange Voices... Must be in my head."


Ryu: "I'll take you to Megatron, my leader. He'll show you, you have nothing to fear."
Anime: Well yeah... I mean he's not too smart.
Ryu: True. They can go back to Prime and be like "Yeah we have nothing to worry about."


"They're not my enemies... They are... They are my friends." -Skyfire

Ryu: .... YOU JUST MET THEM THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!


Ryu: The humans are just looking at each other like "Shiiit "

Anime: "I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"
"WHY DID WE GET IN THE CAR!?"

Ryu: The core of Earth is apparently froze. WHICH ONE OF YOU ROBORAPED LOGIC?!
Anime: MEGATRON. HE ROBORAPED LOGIC!
Ryu: I dunno. I think Logic would have distracted him with something shiny and escaped... Some Energon, maybe.
(Actaully it's a crystal. Which probably makes less sense than it being frozen.)


See that green thing in the background. It's the Earth's core. Which apparently is on the surface now.


This is Starscream shooting his friend in the face.

Ryu: I guess Starscream doesn't have a friend becuase HE JUST SHOT HIM IN THE FACE.


So the Starscream thinks he's destroyed the Autobots, but it was really holograms of the Autobots he'd destroyed. Also I just happened to pause the vid at the perfect time to get this shot.

Ryu: And Megatron's throwing things at Starscream now. Because it's totally his fault he didn't realize it was a hologram.


The look on Megatron's face says "Why am I glowing and beeping?"


"They're draining the heat energy right out of the Earth's core!" -Ironhide

Ryu: So the earth's core was frozen because the Decepticons drained the energy? Sure that makes sense.
Anime: Well things freeze when energy gets drained out of them, but... They would have to drain a lot of it. Like 0395-392-4932-49-239492304932940983204u83949023490239409324
93249239pri0-392-4-239439 pounds.
Ryu: Enough that the Earth should have been "LOL DED"
Anime: Earth would implode probably.
Ryu: But... Logic got roboraped. Because apparently Energon distraction did not stop Megatron.

Ryu: I remember Skyfire because he was like the only actual jet the Autobots had. And when he showed it up was all "Aww Starscream has a buddy!" and then Starscream shot him in the face because he clearly didn't get enough hugs or something.

I named a ship I had in Ratchet and Clank Arcee. xD

I didn't feel like waiting to post the next pixs and such.


This is problem the last time you will ever see Reflector. (He's the one on the left.)


Ryu: DID THEY JUST WALK INTO A MUSEU- .... WHAT THE...


"We could build robot versions of the Dinosaurs." -Ratchet

Ryu: ... no you want to stick to having Autobots that can outsmart the Decepticons. @ Dinobots
Anime: Make them smarter while you're at it.
Ryu: But then a dinosaur could probably outsmart Megatron...


"I suppose you've devised a brilliant plan for seizing it, eh leader?" -Starscream talking to Megatron.

Ryu: xDD I love how Starscream's just like making fun of him sarcastically at this point.


Ryu: ... why did you do that @ "Autobots, meet Dinobots!" WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THEM SMARTER jfklsad;
Anime: OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THEM SMARTER!
Ryu: "LET'S MAKE DINOBOTS JUST LIKE REAL DINOSAURS "


Anime: I hope they deactivated the Dinobots before burying them.
Ryu: I would say they didn't but these are the Autobots... They're a bit smarter than the Decepticons... But then THEY DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE THE DINOBOTS FREAKING STUPID.


"One again you underestimate me, Starscream." -Megatron.

Anime: Megatron... There's a reason Screamer underestimates you.
Ryu: Because Megatron is dumber than cow s**t?
Anime: Yeah pretty much.
Ryu: And Screamer is actually SMART sometimes
Anime: Yeah really.
Ryu: Maybe that's why Megatron doesn't kill his a** for being a traitor. He needs some Decepticons that aren't mentally handicapped. *shot*
Anime: xD
Ryu: Well Soundwave seemed pretty smart too. Other than that they're all stupid.


Megatron and Starscream alone by the forest. Does anyone else smell roborape?

Ryu: ...Why does Megatron always take Starscream with him? LET'S WANDER ABOUT WITH THE GUY WHO WANTS TO OVERTHROW ME. ALONE.
Anime: Starscream has a right to underestimate him.
Ryu: Yeeeeeah.
Anime: MEGATRON ISN'T TO BRIGHT!
Ryu: Because so far Megatron has yet to demonstrate that he's smarter than a bag of bricks and I swear that one Autobot has Shaggy's VA.


Anime: That joke wasn't funny. @ Autobot YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING.


I want to say this is Frenzy, but I'm not sure. Anyway, he transforms into a cassette tape.

Anime: OMG CASSETTE TAPE CAN'T FLY. D< Roborape logic.


So the Autobots fall off a cliff and just decided to plunge into the icy cold waters below instead of flying away?

Anime: Wait. The Autobots can fly. WTF WAS THAT? WHY DO THE WRITERS DECIDE TO NOT MAKE THE AUTOBOTS FLY.


"We shall retrieve their short circuited carcasses." -Megatron
Remember back in episode 1 when the Autobots dived in the water to save the humans and nothing happened?

Ryu: ...Wait they short circuit in water now? But... the previous episodes... I don't even...

Anime: Looking back on this... It's probably not smart to even trust what Megatron says. He's pretty stupid.
Ryu: It's easier to just assume he does not know what the hell he's going on about. And you would probably be correct in assuming that 99.9999999999999999% of the time.


Anime: Starscream is speaking slowly and not using big word so Megatron can understand him.
Ryu:

Ryu: This just in: Consistency has also been roboraped.


"You'll never break those Energon chains in your weakened condition. " -I don't have to tell you that this a Megatron quote do I?


Ryu: Awww Megatron might have some opponents at his own intelligence level O:
Anime: WHY CAN THE DINOBOTS FLY? D<


"You're suppose to know everything. What are those?" -Screamer about the Dinobots.

Anime: Megatron knowing everything? xD


See that gun? That's Megatron. See the plane? That's Starscream.

Ryu: ....... Did Megatron do what I think he just did. Is that Jet who I think it is?
Anime: He did and it is.
Ryu: That's five.
Anime: Five time he's jumped into Starscream's hands.


Ryu: I'm surprised Starscream didn't just... Fly off and drop him into the wilderness or something.
Anime: He was aiming for the forest, but he just missed.



Ryu: CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL D:
Anime: Or not so sudden if Starscream is there.

Anime: Starscream could join us in making fun of Meagtron. He would be the leader if he joined our party. ...He would try and take over the Guild.
Ryu: Oh god.
Anime: "I WILL BE LEADER OF THIS GUILD!" I would be glomping him the whole time.
Ryu: I think I'd let him think he was leader just so I wouldn't have to hear that all the time.
Anime: He'd try and get all of us to take over the world. We'd all be like "We're too lazy..." "I don't want to fight Bumblebee and Hotshot and Sideburn! T^T"
Ryu: