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Mademoiselle Failface Captain
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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:22 am
Granted, but you're diabetic.
I wish I wasn't watching kids' tv.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:22 am
Granted, but it then you find nothing else to do and die of boredom.
I wish people would stop stealing my imp plushie.
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Mademoiselle Failface Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:25 am
Granted, you gave it to someone instead ;D
I wish I had an imp plushie!
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:26 am
But the imp turned rabid and killed you to harvest your gold teeth!
I wish this tentacle monster would stop huggin' on me.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:29 am
Granted, it would then mutate into a larger monster to destroy your computer.
I wish I had hacking powers :3
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:49 am
Granted, but you get reverse hacked and then arrested by the FBI.
I wish I had legs. *looks at mechanical shark tail*
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:50 am
Granted, but then your mechanical shark tail had short-circuited during the surgery, causing your legs to become jello.
I wish that I was a hunter. (Left 4 Dead reference)
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:07 pm
But then a rabid bear who hates hunters appear,and mauls you.
I wish i was some kind of alien frog.(keroro gunso reference)
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:46 pm
But then you get eaten by an alien croc.
I wish my feet weren't cold.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:57 pm
Granted, but now you have a fungus...
I wish I had a Phoenix
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:04 pm
granted, but it burns down your house.
i wish i lived near the beach!
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:10 pm
Granted, but a tsunami hits your house.
I wish I had a better avatar.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:42 pm
Granted, but the genies that run the wish-granting accidentally put Hitler in charge of the job, and your avi is now sculpted in his image.
I wish my friend (for pronoun reference, she's a girl) wasn't obsessed with Taylor Lautner.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:54 pm
Granted, but now he/she's obsessed with Hannah Montana
I wish that the world wasn't so hateful.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:56 pm
Well then there's peace but it's missing something, a soul!
I wish...I had A million bucks to drown someone in!
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