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 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:38 pm
"I told you, it's fine."
An indirect answer, probably not the one Noel had hoped for, but it was all he was going to get. What the hell was that about anyway? If he didn't know better, Lucifer would sworn he was going to -kiss- his paw. Oh god, what the ******** man, just what the ********.
"Don't worry so much."
Look, a distraction! Fuzzy fluffy tail, you know you want it! Tail twitch, twitch.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:57 pm
Noel was about to whine back at Lucifer for being so silly but a fluffy tail occupied his line of vision. What else could the boy do but cling to the tail like a Koala? The tail... worked everytime.
He dangled from that tail like a happy preschooler going 'Weeeeeeeeeeeee~'. If someone were to be watching they'd probably think Noel had a mental disorder of some kind. Sadly they would probably be right.
But then he remembered Lucifers paw. He stopped shouting 'Weeeeeee' like a tard and instead stared a hole through the back of Lucifers head. Why didn't he want help? The concept of being too proud to want someones help was a little alien to Noel. Then again, Lucifer often confused and surprised him.
Fighting the urge to omnom on Lucifers tail the mod spoke up.
"You sure you don't want any help?" The mod squeezed tighter on the tail.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:45 am
Lucifer grinned, ah Noel, you're so easy. Heh, he should have done that sooner, it would have kept Noel happy (god what an idiot, a cute fuzzy idiot) and avoided the issue entirely. Or maybe not...
"Yes, I'm sure."
His tone had softened this time, no trace of the growl remained. He just couldn't stay angry at Noel, no matter how hard he tried. He had only wanted to help after all, no reason to be angry at him for that was there? Not that he was going to change his mind! He had said he was fine and he meant it!
"Think there's anything edible in the messhall?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:04 pm
Noel continued to hang from the larger males tail with a smile spread wide on his maw. Little Koala Noel was simple. To simple some might argue but Noel wouldn't have cared.
"... The Mess hall?" Noel frowned. Sure stuff there you could consider edible but it tasted like s**t, "Maybe. Maybe we can go see if by some good will to man kind Chef's learned to cook...."
That statement was followed by Noel making gagging sounds and pointing his finger down his throat. It was no secret that Chef could not cook. Chefs meals were abominations to all that was good. Not fit for Noels savior.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:56 pm
Lucifer turned, shooting Noel a glance, a hint of amusement in his grin. Clueless and idiotic as he was, even Noel was smart enough to know that Chef's cooking was horrid, okay it was worse than that, it was the kind of food that would send prisoners in to riots. But what the hell else were they supposed to do? They -had- to eat, and they couldn't survive on crunchberries and marshmallows.
Damn it, he was hungry!
"Well, I'm hungry... Unless you have a better idea or any food you've managed to keep hidden in your pants...the messhall is the ony option."
Wait a minute--!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:25 pm
If Noel had been clever enough to to come up with a smart a** remark he'd have made one about something else hidden in his pants. But Noel really was a clueless idiot. He just hung there and nodded with his plastered smile. Cute little koala Noel.
Though if Lucifer ever wanted to find out what was in Noels pants.....
"Hopefully some of it is...... edible..." Really it was no secret at all. For crying out loud even Noel didn't trust Chefs cooking. You couldn't pay the mod enough to willingly clean his entire plate. Bits of things that were questionable usually were found in said plate.
Noel dropped down from where he was hanging and wrapped an arm, best he could , round Lucifers elbow.
"Shall we my love ~ ?" Oh boy.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:53 pm
Oh god, he could not believe he had said those words. The words had left his mouth before he'd even realized he had said them, or thought of how it could be taken. Damn it, HE HAD NOT MEANT IT THAT WAY! A moment of horror later, and Noel had completely missed it...dear sweet, cute, clueless Noel.
A sigh of relief...
And then it was gone...
Arrrggg!! What the ********, what the ********?! I am not your love, get off of me! Sigh, facepaw, Noel really was gay for him wasn't he... Fine, whatever.
"Let's go."
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:19 pm
Noel smiled up at Lucifer and started to skip off with the larger male. Really it was an endearing sight. Little Noel skipping beside the larger male, just romantic.
At least in Noels head it was. The twisted little clueless red ball of happy fluff beside the dark furred not nearly as happy fluff.
Yup, Noel was sure Lucifer and him would get married some day. Poor disillusioned little happy koala boy.
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