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 Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:46 am
“no ******** YOU ******** WANKER t**t,” screamed Harry at the top of his tongue, “Dumbledore would NEVER DO THAT. He’s my DAD”
“Hes not your dad, Harry,” said Hermione coming out from under him and putting a hand on him, “James was your dad, he was murdered by Voldemort remember? Are you horcruxed??”
“***** ******** no,” said Harry “Im sorry he never acts like this he must be ******** up maybe he’s on acid,” said Hermione. “Yeah Hermione and I have both been smoking some pots,” said Ron, “But we didn’t thank Harry would get into it or worse…”
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:48 am
Well maybe we will, hes already a ******** jewtwat maybe we can just ******** him up more to confince him hes on our side.”
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:05 am
i rape platypuses “no ******** YOU ******** WANKER t**t,” screamed Harry at the top of his tongue, “Dumbledore would NEVER DO THAT. He’s my DAD” “Hes not your dad, Harry,” said Hermione coming out from under him and putting a hand on him, “James was your dad, he was murdered by Voldemort remember? Are you horcruxed??” “***** ******** no,” said Harry “Im sorry he never acts like this he must be ******** up maybe he’s on acid,” said Hermione. “Yeah Hermione and I have both been smoking some pots,” said Ron, “But we didn’t thank Harry would get into it or worse…”
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:14 am
Quote: “Nook don’t!” said Dally “well I goes its okay we can just look up and read it again…” Dally and them all looked up and read the note from the story (lol breaking the 3rd wall). It's the fourth wall. lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:37 pm
"Dally grabbed Snape’s d**k and threw it out the window"
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:44 pm
“I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart”
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:41 pm
"They were greeted by a big wizard with a long white bear and a pointy hat..."
cool LONG, SEELKY SMOOTH, WHAIYUHT BEAR.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:42 pm
Mizuki Ayu "Dally grabbed Snape’s d**k and threw it out the window"
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:53 pm
"“It’s way past your bed time its like 2:60am…” "
This is not only hilarious, its also full of FAIL 8D
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:55 pm
"“No mama.. nooo!” suddenly the baby started crying madly. “… hm maybe it wasn’t a dream,” Dally said. She checked the boys rooms… and they weren’t there. Then it all came back to her… he must have forgat cuz Mystique must have used stun spore through the phone to put her to sleep (her magic was that powerful)."
So Mystique is a Witch/mutant/pokemon.....it all makes sense now.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:58 pm
"“My name is… Hally,” she lied"
Master of Disguise.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:11 pm
"Dumbledore knew how to excape however because he was a master of the escapes, and he clicked is heels together and said danished" 'WE WILL NEVER CATCH HIM” cryed Draco Also: THIS
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:29 pm
“Okay… are you ready, Hiei?” Edward said. He was kinda scared, it was a big step…
“Yes….. …. ….” Hiei said, “Ahem….. FUUUUUUUUU-“
“SIIIOOOONNNNN” said Edward
“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” they said in unison
BAM! They mixed together to form…. PLATINUM BILLY!
It was Billy Martin (from Good Charlotte)
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:14 am
Suddenly they arrived at Hogwarts and uncame from the train.
Draco is straight and it’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Steve.
LOL, WUT?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:56 pm
❝Kassandra❞ [.:; Somethings w r o n g, Somethings w r o n g ;:.][.:; There's a b o m b in my face, decorated in w h i t e lace ;:.] ╔══════════════════════════════════════════╗ "She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a p***s. "
Mhm, I'm a virgin and I still haven't gotten my p***s yet. LUCKY DALLY!!
╚══════════════════════════════════════════╝ [.:; Somethings w r o n g, Somethings w r o n g ;:.] [.:; When p e o p l e they look at you, do you think, do you think of f o o d? ;:.]
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