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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:54 pm
"Boy's wanna know how my milkshakes taste
See them fanstise when they look in my face,
Want a slice of my icecream cake?
Cream in the middle how many licks will it take? "
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The story behind the recent and mysterious celebrity deaths can only be explained by one thing: New Zealand.
You see, all the stars that have recently passed include some of the biggest icons our time (and then some) has ever seen. Michael Jackson the King of Pop, Farrah Fawcett, and even that beloved infomercial icon, Billy Mays! Even though he is not dead, Jeff Goldblum was rumored to have fallen off a cliff in (wonderful) country of New Zealand! So, it is my theory that New Zealand has been hunting down our most adored celebs and handing them over to the aliens so that they too, can have amazing icons among their pop culture. c:
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:54 pm
"Cream in the middle how many licks will it take?"
It's the cause of aliens. Their true fans of all things celebrity and decided, why let them waste away on Earth when they can be with us? So they came in and took them all away in their space ship, leaving behind fake doubles that would function for the last few days of their lives. While away in space, they are entertaining our little green neighbors in the skies.
I mean, it's Michael Jackson, music legend. Farrah Fawcett, Charlie's Angel? Enough said. Ed McMahon, literally a television idol and Billy Mayes. Dude, it's Billy Mayes. He's AWESOME.
xD
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:55 pm
I didn't get it in in ten minutes.
/not sure if to edit or something
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:56 pm
Oh wait, Eddie and Farrah died on the same day. rofl
Okay, let's pretend Ed and Farrah were out to get MJ, and then MJ decided to outdo them both, and since Billy wanted his 10mins of fame too, he toasted to himself over a drink of oxyclean and died. THE END.
There's the expansion on mai story, so that it makes sense. rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:57 pm
WAIT WHEN DID ED MCMAHON DIE? D8
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:59 pm
D8
Just recently. I believe the same day Farah Fawcett died?
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:00 pm
k u r o - m i z u k i WAIT WHEN DID ED MCMAHON DIE? D8
Anyway, yeah. Farrah and Eddie were in on it together, one after the other. rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:00 pm
I've heard of all their names, But I couldn't remember them. I don't keep up with celebrities >.<
oh well~
I thought MJ died the same day as Farrah Fawcett? or am i mistaken? D:
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:01 pm
AH HAHA. Okay, no more posting/edits.
AUDIENCE! Please vote 1-5 for whom you think did the best to worst. o 3o In the end, after you've chosen I'll put in the last word. :3
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:02 pm
Nah, I got them mixed up. But since I can't edit I'm expanding through new posts. :3
Dates of death:
Ed McMahon - June 23, 2009
Farrah Fawcett - June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson - June 25, 2009
Billy Mayes - June 28, 2009
3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:03 pm
Ashi: 5 *laughed*
Mizuki: 4.5?
Kazume: 3
Milo: 3
Myself: 1
If that's what you mean't. x.x
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:04 pm
SHI!POM VOTE!
1. Kuro
2. Ash
3. Milo
4. Kazume
5. Myst
<3
Hope I did this right.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:05 pm
Wow. Almost all of these made me laugh! Great job everyone!
But I vote:
k u r o - m i z u k i
Ashton
Kazume Otaki
Milo Finchly
Ranger Myst
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:06 pm
Ashi <333
Milo
Kazzy
Mizuki
Ranger Myst
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:07 pm
1. k u r o - m i z u k i
2. Ashton Tsuki
3. Kazume Otaki
4. Milo Finchly
5. Ranger Myst
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