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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:32 pm
Guilt-na Doll moon kangaroo "oh did I hear that you want fuc me over 9000 what?" daly excavated and showd up out of nowher. Edward grrd, he didn't want Delly to hear him. So he ran away, ignoring Snapz and moving as fast as his feet would carry him. "i'm so tumors" edward yelled. Snapz U cantz ignorz miez i iz doinz ur gfz lolololol
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:08 pm
I'll be freaking MR. TUMNUS.
Oh, hot damn, and other such phrases.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:10 pm
Oh, hello there, internets!
Just then, mr tumornus torrted into da banquit hall and shat down on da bed.
"I am gungry," he shouted.
I did not see you there.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:19 pm
starbolt22 Hiei! hey dally lets git maried cuz ur pregnant lol! TEN INCHES!!! NO I HAV COLD TOES!!!!!
(LOL@MR TUMNUS. i'm waiting for her to bring narnia into it or something)
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:44 pm
Draco glared at Dally.
"Dumb b***h he said," Draco grabbed his wand and raised it in the air, "then I guess now we have to go like KTFD nowz."
Then Draco heard the voices of Dubledore and crawls into the fetal position.
"Savez me plox."
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:58 pm
Dally beared her teeth and growled at Dumbleydor and reeched for his d**k and pulled it right off then she through it at Edward "Help me quick we have to KTFD vicariously!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:20 pm
Aw, somebody already got that f*****t dumbledor. D:
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:06 am
I'm Link! Who wants to ride my big and long GRYPHON!!!! rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:20 am
"lol ten inches!" Hiei exclaimed stabbing dumbledoor's eyes out with a knife.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:45 am
"OWW my PP!!!!" yellowed dumb-l-door
At that exactly momento he grabed malfoy and threwed him on hes shoulder.
"tiem for Buttsecks"
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:50 am
"You dont have d**k you crazy bastert!!! Dally growled!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:54 am
just then dumblydoor used his wand to turn the c**/water into a p***s then he used his magik heeling spit to put the p***s back on.
"There im all penisy again"
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:02 pm
"NO!" Draco cryed very loudly cuz he didn't want the buttsecks very much. At all.
"NO DADDDY!" he cryed again very loudly, "Wait, I mean... um."
"Oh no," he though to himself very quietly, "My secret is now out."
Stupid buttsexing Dubledore and his very large wand, "Is that your wand Dubldore? Or is you just happy to have me on your shoulder he asked?"
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