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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:02 pm
Did you know all the Administrative Cabana Assistants are well versed chefs? I'll bet none of those beach bums can cook.
*accepts a tropical lamb kabob from Thad*
Delicious!
*gives Thad a cookie*
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:05 pm
Indeed?
*Accepts a chocolate cream puff from Martino*
Ah. Indeed.
*tastes the cream puff. Permits Martino to avoid utter destruction by the Eye for another day*
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:10 pm
I should get some things together and throw a beach party. We can have torches, sangria, we can have the boys wrestle each other for our pleasure....
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:11 pm
I find the concept of a beach party acceptable. Especially if it were to last late into the night and involve a bonfire. And the attractive Cabana Slaves engaging in sport for my entertainment. I would even allow the loser to live, such would be my mood for the occasion.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:27 am
Do you hear that ?
Ohhh my... such a pity if there were to be a wrestling tournament and you were not ready for it.
Do you know what that means Victor ?
"Of course ma'am. Should I start with some push ups now ?"
OH No. Not right now my dear. So late already... we don't want you to catch a cold do we ?.
Instead, why don't you come here. Put your shirt back on. And then go to prepare me a nice cup of tea ?
You can bring it to my cabin once you have finished cleaning here...
"Immediately".
"Should I bring fresh-OH. There seem to be some buttons missing in this shirt"
Oops. Must have fallen while I was fiddling with it. heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:35 am
pop *behind Cabana Shack*
*pulls out a box that reads "Inflate-O-Bod" a inflatable muscle suit (customize order for the skin to be green)*
*spend 10 min inflating the suit. Pulls it over his body. Now Irwin has that buffed up beach bod. Realize he lacking in size in the area that matters most. Stuff two Kiwis and a Banana in the front of Seed-O*
Oh yeah, looking good. Best 300 bucks I ever spent.
*Starts strutting in front of Susan, Selina, and Sarya*
Well Hellooo Ladies. Did anyone order a Hot Beef Cake.
*starts Flexing Muscles in front of the ladies*
OOHH Yeah
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:45 pm
What an odd thing.
Victor... is miss Kyle planing for a muppet show at some point in the future ?
"I have heard of no such show, ma'am"
Then what's that thing's blocking my view ?
"Hard to say. Sometimes the current bring strange ugly oddities to these shores"
Oh Victor. Why don't you and your gorgeous hair go ahead and cordially invite that, let's say man, to get lost.
And be caref-you know what ? I don't trust that green thing won't make a scene and ruin than nice shirt of yours... especially after I fixed it for you... sad
Take it off while you're at it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:02 pm
*The Empress wrinkles her distinguished nose*
WHO invited the Hulk, and WHY does he smell like fruit salad?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:44 pm
Ahhhhhhh my eyes!
Antonio! Fernando! You'll just have to sandwich me on both sides to block this...thing...from my sight!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:51 pm
*Lands on the beach and has a look around.*
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:13 pm
Martino, summon more of your Cabana ilk to assist the newcomer.
*The cabana boy puts two fingers in his mouth and whistles, and Francois and Charlemange appear to escort Amy to the changing rooms and prepare a seat for her near the shoreline*
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:20 pm
*Amy hesitates for a bit, then shrugs.* Looks like a nice enough place. And personal servants always help make for a nice break from the grind.
So. What's this about a Fruity Hulk?
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:23 pm
I'm not the Hulk, But I am two tons of Sex Appeal.
Thad: Okay bud, the ladies want to off the beach.
Oh yeah you and what army.
*the other Cabana Boy back Thad up*
...Okay that a good army. But can you and you Cabana-bunch Handle this much Manliness? *flexes some more*
Thad: Listen we don't want to cause a scene-
*A kabob Skewers slide off the plate Thad hold, puncturing the muscle suit in the shin *
gonk NOOO!!
*the air in the suit releases in full force, launching Irwin into the air like a rocket.*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*he flies back and forth like a balloon. The banana falling out hitting Sue on the head, Kiwi 1 hitting Sarya, and Kiwi 2 hitting Go-Go. The suit finally land in the same sport it lifted off at, now looking more like a parachute after it's been open. Out of the folds of the suit, Irwin stand back up, pull what left of the suit around him like a toga.*
stare Well...I see I over stayed my welcome. I'll take what left of my dignity and leave. Good day to you all.
*walks off the island*
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:15 pm
*Walks out of the forest nearby covered in blood.* "Damn demons hula girls." *Walks over to the shore line and washes the blood off.* "What are you complaining about? You did a good job killing them all."
"Shut-up Uriel, I don't want to talk to you right now. Even on my vacation I can't relax. Have to kill demons on my freaking vacation!"
"Well you are the one that brought weapons on your vacation."
"...Shut up!"
*Uriel notices the girls over nearby.*
"Hey, David. We should stay nearby to... to protect the ladies. I bet some of those Cabana boys are demons. So we have to be here to kill them. *Grins*
"... you are the worst Angel ever, you know that Uriel?"
*Walks over to where the ladies and Go-Go are at.*
"Hey, is it alright if I hang here for a bit?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:28 pm
Of course you can stay! All are welcome here, and help yourself to an administrative cabana assistant.
*Thad eyes the newcomer coldly*
Now Thad, I'm sure he won't deflate like the last invader, and he did ask politely. Even if he is a little over-dressed...
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