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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:40 pm
Horrified Survivor Fresnel Horrified Survivor Horrified Survivor Fresnel Well then, in that case... *shuffles off to guild invite form* Damn straight. Well, ain't life awesome. I join, and first thing I see is a pink giftbox. Our little welcoming present. mrgreen Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:54 pm
OberFeldwebel Horrified Survivor Fresnel Horrified Survivor Horrified Survivor Fresnel Well then, in that case... *shuffles off to guild invite form* Damn straight. Well, ain't life awesome. I join, and first thing I see is a pink giftbox. Our little welcoming present. mrgreen Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions. Joking or not there isn't a problem in the world that cannot be solved with an ideal application of explosives. I know. My sister gave me some strange scenarios and I managed to find a solution to all of them including explosives.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:58 pm
Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel Horrified Survivor Fresnel Horrified Survivor Well, ain't life awesome. I join, and first thing I see is a pink giftbox. Our little welcoming present. mrgreen Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions. Joking or not there isn't a problem in the world that cannot be solved with an ideal application of explosives. I know. My sister gave me some strange scenarios and I managed to find a solution to all of them including explosives. VHS stuck in VCR?
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:03 pm
OberFeldwebel Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel Horrified Survivor Fresnel Horrified Survivor Well, ain't life awesome. I join, and first thing I see is a pink giftbox. Our little welcoming present. mrgreen Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions. Joking or not there isn't a problem in the world that cannot be solved with an ideal application of explosives. I know. My sister gave me some strange scenarios and I managed to find a solution to all of them including explosives. VHS stuck in VCR? Wait for the electronics shop to close. Then use an explosive charge to blow open the doors and steal a new VCR. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:07 pm
Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel Horrified Survivor Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions. Joking or not there isn't a problem in the world that cannot be solved with an ideal application of explosives. I know. My sister gave me some strange scenarios and I managed to find a solution to all of them including explosives. VHS stuck in VCR? Wait for the electronics shop to close. Then use an explosive charge to blow open the doors and steal a new VCR. biggrin ... and with what's left over blow up the old VCR? You gotta destroy that POS for eating your favorite tape. Good plan, personally I would have just blown up the VCR, but good idea on raiding the store.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:10 pm
OberFeldwebel Horrified Survivor Fresnel Horrified Survivor Horrified Survivor Fresnel Well then, in that case... *shuffles off to guild invite form* Damn straight. Well, ain't life awesome. I join, and first thing I see is a pink giftbox. Our little welcoming present. mrgreen Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions. Lolololol C4-impregnated duct tape. Holds things together until you want them to not be together.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:12 pm
OberFeldwebel ... and with what's left over blow up the old VCR? You gotta destroy that POS for eating your favorite tape. Good plan, personally I would have just blown up the VCR, but good idea on raiding the store. You can sandwich the explosives between the door and the VCR and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. blaugh Depending on how "eaten" the tape is if the film is salvageable I would unscrew everything in the VCR and try to get the tape out then blow the VCR up. biggrin Actually I had a stereo that kept ruining my cassettes so I filled it with rubbing alcohol and burned it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:22 pm
Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel ... and with what's left over blow up the old VCR? You gotta destroy that POS for eating your favorite tape. Good plan, personally I would have just blown up the VCR, but good idea on raiding the store. You can sandwich the explosives between the door and the VCR and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. blaugh Depending on how "eaten" the tape is if the film is salvageable I would unscrew everything in the VCR and try to get the tape out then blow the VCR up. biggrin Actually I had a stereo that kept ruining my cassettes so I filled it with rubbing alcohol and burned it. Screws stripped from previous VHS removal, tape firmly lodged in far end halfway between locked and up. Killed it with fire ay? Good for you!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:02 pm
Horrified Survivor Lolololol C4-impregnated duct tape. Holds things together until you want them to not be together. You may have just come up with one of the best inventions ever.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:04 pm
Horrified Survivor Fresnel Horrified Survivor Horrified Survivor Fresnel Well then, in that case... *shuffles off to guild invite form* Damn straight. Well, ain't life awesome. I join, and first thing I see is a pink giftbox. Our little welcoming back present. mrgreen Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. fix'd
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:06 pm
OberFeldwebel Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel Horrified Survivor Only if I open it and it's full of ammo. Careful now, one out of every 6 gift boxes are armed with C4 plastic explosive. Shake it, and if it rattles, you should be fine. But don't shake it too hard, it's got an impact detonator too. That way those a****d deliverymen get blown up if they throw around the packages. wink If you do find one with C4, happy defusing! And if you defuse it double bonus! You live AND you get a very useful tool for blowing up... ... big stumps and... gophers... ... Giant mutant aliens... digging a new pond... oh and the best use, blowing up s**t into their baser elements. C4 is like the duct tape of destruction. I'm only kidding if there's any questions. Joking or not there isn't a problem in the world that cannot be solved with an ideal application of explosives. I know. My sister gave me some strange scenarios and I managed to find a solution to all of them including explosives. VHS stuck in VCR? Wait for the electronics shop to close. Then use an explosive charge to blow open the doors and steal a new VCR. biggrin ... and with what's left over blow up the old VCR? You gotta destroy that POS for eating your favorite tape. Good plan, personally I would have just blown up the VCR, but good idea on raiding the store. I remember when I was 7, my VCR ate my Jurassic Park tape crying
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:07 pm
OberFeldwebel Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel ... and with what's left over blow up the old VCR? You gotta destroy that POS for eating your favorite tape. Good plan, personally I would have just blown up the VCR, but good idea on raiding the store. You can sandwich the explosives between the door and the VCR and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. blaugh Depending on how "eaten" the tape is if the film is salvageable I would unscrew everything in the VCR and try to get the tape out then blow the VCR up. biggrin Actually I had a stereo that kept ruining my cassettes so I filled it with rubbing alcohol and burned it. Screws stripped from previous VHS removal, tape firmly lodged in far end halfway between locked and up. Killed it with fire ay? Good for you! Did you make a video?
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:12 pm
OberFeldwebel Desert_Fox_Rommel OberFeldwebel ... and with what's left over blow up the old VCR? You gotta destroy that POS for eating your favorite tape. Good plan, personally I would have just blown up the VCR, but good idea on raiding the store. You can sandwich the explosives between the door and the VCR and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. blaugh Depending on how "eaten" the tape is if the film is salvageable I would unscrew everything in the VCR and try to get the tape out then blow the VCR up. biggrin Actually I had a stereo that kept ruining my cassettes so I filled it with rubbing alcohol and burned it. Screws stripped from previous VHS removal, tape firmly lodged in far end halfway between locked and up. Killed it with fire ay? Good for you! Well if the case is plastic then break around the screws and go from there. Either way you need a new vcr anyway.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:20 pm
Crash Maniac Sgt Buckner Crash Maniac its the nano C, i cant wait till mine evolve to that point... biggrin ----------> mrgreen p***k. I'll help you get one. cool
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:01 pm
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