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 Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:10 pm
I freaken love pokemon I would want to be a pokemon trainer and I'd want too start in Johto, since it's my faverite region and also i'd start with Squirtle,Charmander,Bulbasaur,Evee,Snorlax,and last but not least Larvitar : D
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:54 pm
I'd love it if pokemon were real! IT would also help with our... global warming problem. They'd be great companions, they could help people who are handicapped, they could make dreams come true, they'd be the best creatures earth has ever known! I mean, with a pokemon at your side, who would NEED to carry around pepper spray or a gun?
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:02 pm
My oh my, if only they were real! *daydreams*
I would definitely be a trainer. My best buddy would be Houndoom =D He would walk outside of his ball as much as he wanted and he would keep me company at all times.
I would definitely love to see Ghost Pokemon for real. I mean, poking Haunter must be quite interesting.
Also, Lapras would be awesome to ride and travel around the world =D
Oh! And battling random trainers on the street would be awesome!
And riding my Staraptor or Pidgeot!
Also, Pokemon are much better than pets because they don't take up any space or make any mess at home =3 since you put them in Pokeballs and all.
What an awesome life this would be.
I've always imagined myself entering the Pokemon worlds, but I never imagine Pokemon in OUR world xd
I guess that's a new thing to daydream about when I'm on the bus going to university!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:15 am
Zoeloveful ...with a pokemon at your side, who would NEED to carry around pepper spray or a gun? rape victims... stare
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:21 am
just put it in your mouth Zoeloveful ...with a pokemon at your side, who would NEED to carry around pepper spray or a gun? rape victims... stare But they can carry Pokeballs around, better. Like picture the rapist's face when the victim releases an Arcanine for example, or a Kingler rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:43 pm
Venom The Hellraiser just put it in your mouth Zoeloveful ...with a pokemon at your side, who would NEED to carry around pepper spray or a gun? rape victims... stare But they can carry Pokeballs around, better. Like picture the rapist's face when the victim releases an Arcanine for example, or a Kingler rofl and the rapist sends out a tyranitar and a dragonite (( if your going to rape someone you have to be ABLE to bend the person over otherwise your the one being raped))
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:52 pm
My six Pokemon would be
Munchlax - My best friend!~ NEVER IN A POKEBALL D<
Togetic - Enters in contests, and sometimes battles
Dragonite - Used for battling AND transportation!
Ditto - For battles and contests
Murkrow - For battling and finding lost objects
Marill - For contests, and uses its sense of hearing to find specific Pokemon for me >D
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:24 am
One thing that's been bothering me..
If Pokemon were real,
Wouldn't Girls with strange fetishes abuse the poor Tentacruels?
gonk
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:25 am
Hufflepuffs One thing that's been bothering me.. If Pokemon were real, Wouldn't Girls with strange fetishes abuse the poor Tentacruels? gonk gonk gonk gonk
To come and think about it, many Pokemon can be involved in weird fetishes. . .
SUDOWOODO!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:35 am
Hufflepuffs One thing that's been bothering me.. If Pokemon were real, Wouldn't Girls with strange fetishes abuse the poor Tentacruels? gonk I'd start out with bulbasaur.... vinewhip. oh yeah, just like that. i've been bad. keep whipping me!
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:35 am
if pokemon wer real witch ive always wished i would carry around a ton more then just 6 pokemon
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:43 pm
Oh gosh.
I can imagine them passing weird laws, like
"You must be over 18 to own a ditto".
gonk
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:45 pm
Venom The Hellraiser Hufflepuffs One thing that's been bothering me.. If Pokemon were real, Wouldn't Girls with strange fetishes abuse the poor Tentacruels? gonk gonk gonk gonk
To come and think about it, many Pokemon can be involved in weird fetishes. . .
SUDOWOODO!!
Use harden!
Now follow it up with explosion!
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:24 pm
just put it in your mouth Venom The Hellraiser just put it in your mouth Zoeloveful ...with a pokemon at your side, who would NEED to carry around pepper spray or a gun? rape victims... stare But they can carry Pokeballs around, better. Like picture the rapist's face when the victim releases an Arcanine for example, or a Kingler rofl and the rapist sends out a tyranitar and a dragonite (( if your going to rape someone you have to be ABLE to bend the person over otherwise your the one being raped)) Imagine the rapist's face when the victim pulls out an Arceus and blows his freakin balls off.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:21 pm
Zoeloveful just put it in your mouth Venom The Hellraiser just put it in your mouth Zoeloveful ...with a pokemon at your side, who would NEED to carry around pepper spray or a gun? rape victims... stare But they can carry Pokeballs around, better. Like picture the rapist's face when the victim releases an Arcanine for example, or a Kingler rofl and the rapist sends out a tyranitar and a dragonite (( if your going to rape someone you have to be ABLE to bend the person over otherwise your the one being raped)) Imagine the rapist's face when the victim pulls out an Arceus and blows his freakin balls off. speaking of rape I was browsing onemanga and I selected random page... big mistake. Now Im entranced in this crappy, rape, chick-flick manga called bittervirgin And I can't stop reading gonk . its awesomely horrible and I can't stop crying crying crying
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