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 Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:39 pm
fullmetalguitar Hahaha ok, you all need to hear this. ^^ I was in bio class, and we were going over "microscope safety rules" and she was saying things like... "When holding the shaft-like part (I'm assuming she was referring to the arm of the 'scope) you must have "gentle-hands". Hold it softly but firmly, and when you're pulling up, make sure you're not a wimp, use strength, but when turning be soft and gentle...." and other stuff to that nature. So I'm sitting in my chair, laughing my a** off, tears are almost coming out, and I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT IT/FOUND IT FUNNY. eek Am I weird? Isn't that freakin' hilarious? Or is it.... just me and my sick mind? Oh geez. I would have been crying from laughter.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:16 am
Ok ok, here's another one. I'm in art class, and we're working with acryllic (sp) paints. Now, she has these big containers with the squirty-outey thingie that you have to pump. (you see where this is going.) So the white one has issues, for some reason. And the teacher was warning us about it. She was saying, "oh when you're pumping down on it, don't pump too hard or too fast, or else it'll all come spraying out." And then she showed us this little bit of paint she had pumped out, and it really did look like it had just spayed out. *snicker* So she continues, "See this? I pumped it slowly and gently and it still came spraying out. So that's why you need to be careful." And I swear to god, these are just about direct quotes. Now, I was trying it hold in my laughter again, and I thought, 'you know what? SOMEONE has to get it this time. I CAN'T be alone on this one.' And apparently, I was. Well, I think my friend Brianna got it, and just has better self-control than me, b/c I was cracking up.
Oh. And I was getting dropped off at these shopping place, when these two (hopefully together and gay/bi) guys were saying goodbye and (oh yeah, did I mention they were "let me mop up my puddle of drool" hot?) the taller one (seme obviously ^_~) pulled the shorter one into a hug, and i was like, "Awwww" So I paused, and trying to look like I wasn't watching them, I watched. And after the sweet hug.... they had an oh-so-hot steamy kiss. For a good three minutes. Then they stayed in each other's arms for a minute before one walked off to the parking lot. That made my day, I can assure you wink It was every fangirl's dream whee
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:59 am
fullmetalguitar Ok ok, here's another one. I'm in art class, and we're working with acryllic (sp) paints. Now, she has these big containers with the squirty-outey thingie that you have to pump. (you see where this is going.) So the white one has issues, for some reason. And the teacher was warning us about it. She was saying, "oh when you're pumping down on it, don't pump too hard or too fast, or else it'll all come spraying out." And then she showed us this little bit of paint she had pumped out, and it really did look like it had just spayed out. *snicker* So she continues, "See this? I pumped it slowly and gently and it still came spraying out. So that's why you need to be careful." And I swear to god, these are just about direct quotes. Now, I was trying it hold in my laughter again, and I thought, 'you know what? SOMEONE has to get it this time. I CAN'T be alone on this one.' And apparently, I was. Well, I think my friend Brianna got it, and just has better self-control than me, b/c I was cracking up.
Oh. And I was getting dropped off at these shopping place, when these two (hopefully together and gay/bi) guys were saying goodbye and (oh yeah, did I mention they were "let me mop up my puddle of drool" hot?) the taller one (seme obviously ^_~) pulled the shorter one into a hug, and i was like, "Awwww" So I paused, and trying to look like I wasn't watching them, I watched. And after the sweet hug.... they had an oh-so-hot steamy kiss. For a good three minutes. Then they stayed in each other's arms for a minute before one walked off to the parking lot. That made my day, I can assure you wink It was every fangirl's dream whee awwww....oh i guess you live where everyone else is pure of perverted thoughts. But gawd i bet that was a nice day. blaugh
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:58 pm
Just about every day is slashy for me. Or maybe it`s just my twisted mind, but guys are more touchy feely in Argentina than in the U.S. It keeps me happy. And Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:20 pm
umm...when Frank kissed Gerard in the "I'm not ok" video
anytime when Inuyasha and Miroku are together
....Draco and harry moments...anytime a rockstar kisses another rockstar
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:25 pm
for some reason i always think about yaoi whenever im at church... rofl im thinking blasphemous thoughts while the priest is talking about the sins of homosexuality whee
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:06 pm
Renegade Jarlaxle for some reason i always think about yaoi whenever im at church... rofl im thinking blasphemous thoughts while the priest is talking about the sins of homosexuality whee .LOL. You outrageous person you. But who wouldnt do that ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:45 pm
Whenever I watch Night at the Roxbury, I keep thinking that the two main characters (the brothers) would make a good couple. xp
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:13 pm
As fundraisers my school seels either candy or these huge lollipop which everyone in school loves and my friend Peter (uber flamer xD)always gets them so when he visits our lunch (cuts) he has one so my friend and I always tell him "Every time we see you your sucking on a pop." And here's a better story.
For once I was having some sort of social life staying at one friends house with about 7-5 other friends of mine and later going to the movies only to wind up with every worth seeing movie rated R.(7 of us and not one was 17 >>)So we walked a little less than a mile to a smaller theater and on our way we passed a club with some outdoor thing going and right at the end by the sidewalk as we walked passed we saw these two guys, one pretty much chewing and licking the others ear and being kissed himself. Of course the only ones who saw were my best friend and I(Or the only one who paid attention), once were were far enouph we were like "Yay! Gay sex!" Then we started lauphing.
Chances are if it wouldn't have looked odd we would have watched xD and of course I didn't have my camera with me at the time or I would have snuck a shot.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:25 pm
I just finished reading The Great Gatsby in my english class and throughout the book I kept thinking "Gah! Who cares about Daisy? Fall in love with Nick, Gatsby!"
I do that with a lot of books...
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:39 pm
Reisei I just finished reading The Great Gatsby in my english class and throughout the book I kept thinking "Gah! Who cares about Daisy? Fall in love with Nick, Gatsby!" I do that with a lot of books... Totally! OK, Romeo and Juliet. Romeo's first scene and he's hanging with Benvolio or whatever. And he (Romeo) says that the girl he loves has refused to fall in love with anyone. And then Benvolio says, "Be ruled by me, and forget to think of her." ......... -_- I was like "Whoo! No one told me this was gonna get yaoi-ish!! Hell yeah!" And then Romeo says, "Teach me how to forget to think" basically... SO he' agreeing.. and my mind becomes full of yummy yaoi images... sitting in my catholic school ^_^ @Renegade Jarlaxle: ((By the way, Jarlaxle like in FR?)) I so do that too ^^ It's how I stay entertained in church actually. xd I go off into my own little world where bishies are "playing" wink and then all of a sudden we're praying. I'm like "Whoops... *continues daydream*"
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:56 pm
Sukal fullmetalguitar Hahaha ok, you all need to hear this. ^^ I was in bio class, and we were going over "microscope safety rules" and she was saying things like... "When holding the shaft-like part (I'm assuming she was referring to the arm of the 'scope) you must have "gentle-hands". Hold it softly but firmly, and when you're pulling up, make sure you're not a wimp, use strength, but when turning be soft and gentle...." and other stuff to that nature. So I'm sitting in my chair, laughing my a** off, tears are almost coming out, and I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT IT/FOUND IT FUNNY. eek Am I weird? Isn't that freakin' hilarious? Or is it.... just me and my sick mind? I guess some people just dont know what is funny anymore. I certainly would have been rolling on the floor. rofl And I would certainly be doing teacher impersonations....lol xd Wouldn't we all!! wink
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:17 pm
Haha my brain does that wayyy too much. Like, even regularly at school, I see some guy like play wrestling with another and I'm just like..."omg slash!!" haha. It like....gets stuck in your mind.
For me, it's just unavoidable.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:33 pm
At least once a day, I have slashy thoughts. xd
Especially whenever I'm watching my Led Zeppelin concert dvd. There's just sooo many slashtacular moments on there between Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Like those little LOOKS they give each other; those little furtive glances always make me squee like a schoolgirl. blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:14 pm
My brain has been perminantly turned onto "slash" mode. I told my mom that putting me on the Gravitron as a kid would do me harm in the future.....
Anyway, Pirates is the biggest slashy thought movie, but all the Lord of the Rings follow. And if anyone has seen the music video "The Kill," by 30 Seconds to Mars, then you'll also get a "slash" attack. The vid is based off of The Shining, and Jared Leto sees his double, in a tux and tails, walking down the hall. They confront during the most emotional, passionate, charged up part of the whole song, and Jared grabs his double, slams him against the wall, and moves to within inches of his double's face, so close that a mere breath, and they will touch. Since I am obsessed with Jared Leto, my brain was doing this:
eek 4laugh blaugh xd whee heart
-all at once. I highly suggest watching that vid, and typing in Jared Leto on a google search. You'll understand.
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