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World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: New York City. nough said.
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Green Arrow
...musical to appear on broadway: Moulin Rouge
...thing to make a house out of: Ice
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: This is the song that never ends. (Lamp Chop um forget the name of the show)
...thing to step in: um poo.
...thing to happen in an elevator: Being stuck with a Psych Patient in a hospital elevator.
...person to sit next to on a plane: A crying child.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: Your still around? Die already. Happy Birthday.
...person to date: Family. xd ( Im NOT SAYING i do but its wrong to do so)

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Detroit. It's nice to visit, but stay somewhere snazzier, like Traverse City or something.
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Buurin. She'll save the day, but the complaints she makes afterward are worse than the flood ever would be.
...musical to appear on Broadway: Urinetown. No, wait, that's good... Twilight, the musical? In Japan?
...thing to make a house out of: Used tampons and soiled diapers.
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: Ohhh! Macarena!
...thing to step in: Human faeces, are you tishing me?
...thing to happen in an elevator: Earthquake, nu~!
...person to sit next to on a plane: That guy who's chewing tobacco and spitting in into an empty, plastic soda pop bottle.
...phrase to appear on a gift card: My test came back and I'm positive. Sorry about that. You can use this gift card to buy the drugs you need.
...person to date: The person who wrote the phrase on that gift card.

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Marushii's head. It's a scary, dark, corrupt and evil place D: Filled with carnivorous bunnies.
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Mr.Clean. He'd be too content to watch the water take it out and 'cleanse' the place. Then get his mop and tidy up the mess afterwards razz
...musical to appear on broadway: Pokemon : the Musical. Seriously. I could only listen to Pikachu sing his name so long before wanting to have rat stew.
...thing to make a house out of:Wine glasses. After the rain and adding in some wind, you may get some interesting music, but I think it'd get old fast.
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: SWEET CAROLINE (Bamp bamp bamp!)
...thing to step in: The souls of my enemies. They're sticky and smell like week old cheetos.
...thing to happen in an elevator: Alien Abduction. Not only have you just been subjected to horrible music in a cramped space, the aliens don't even play you music for what they have planned
...person to sit next to on a plane: God. You just wouldn't be able to get any sleep with all that holy light flyin' around.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: "Happy Birthday Dear! You're 30 and we threw all your stuff out on the lawn smile Please find your own place."
...person to date: Myself. Geeze, I'm just never good enough razz

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: The Penitentiary (Oops. I knew ignoring that State Trooper was a baaad idea.)
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Captain Hammer (( From Dr Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog )) I mean ... who would want to save him?
...musical to appear on broadway: Cats: The Geriatric version.
...thing to make a house out of: Good ole water. It'd be impossible. Not to mention that you'd probably be the cause of the village flooding.
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: The song recording "It's a Small World After All" from the ride of the same name at Disneyland *Shudders*
...thing to step in: Vieux Boulogne (Stinkiest cheese in the world)
...thing to happen in an elevator: Discover that you are extremely claustrophobic
...person to sit next to on a plane: The Mayor - Richard Wilkins III. (Buffy) ... not only would you have to listen to him lecture on the uncleanliness of the plane ... but you'd have to fear for your life if there was a solar eclipse.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: Feel free to use - the day after tomorrow. (You'd never be able to use it) Because when tomorrow comes around you'd have to wait another day. The cycle wouldn't end.
...person to date: Montgomery Burns. 'nuff said.

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Death Valley
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Spider-Man
...musical to appear on Broadway: High School Musical
...thing to make a house out of: Water
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: No Ari by Jordan Sparks
...thing to step in: Anything wet and mushy
...thing to happen in an elevator: Stops halfway between two floors and the door opens
...person to sit next to on a plane: A fat person sitting on the aisle seat beside you, who fell asleep and snores.
...phrase to appear on a gift card: Any cheesy pun
...person to date: Someone who you don't like, or they don't like you.

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: A cabin snowed in with your entire extended family
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Sailor Mars
...musical to appear on broadway:The Bailout the musical
...thing to make a house out of:boxes of girl scout cookies
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio:the aflack duck quacking
...thing to step in: Some one elses chewing Gum
It is just wrong and sickning and you can never get it off
...thing to happen in an elevator: to have it stop inbetween 11th and 12th floor and the elevator is jammed packed.
...person to sit next to on a plane: A baby who's is flying for the first time. Aka the screaming crying baby with a mother who is agenst giving the baby anything to sleep.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: They will forget about me in a few minutes
...person to date: Anyone famous no one will leave you alone

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation:”And next up we have WHYYYYYY??????ville! The only place that has no cell phone, internet, or wifi reception because of the toxic waste dumps around it that have started to mutate animals! Including some turtles! Even we don’t know the connection to toxic waste = no reception! Moving on...”
...super hero to save a village from flooding:Hydrophobiaman! The only super hero afraid of water! Cower powers activate!
...musical to appear on broadway:Spiderman the Musical! Oh wait, that really is appearing*… Toast the musical! From the movie “Toast!” Inspired by the songs from the book “The songs of Butter the Toast!”
...thing to make a house out of:”Honey! Pass me some more of the graham crackers! The pop tarts aren’t working!”
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: My Immortal the infamous Harry Potter fanfic narrated by William Shatner.
...thing to step in:Looking down he saw the crushed remains of his ipod underneath his feet. Falling to his knees he yelled, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
...thing to happen in an elevator: The elevator music gets turned off… and happens to be replaced by My Immortal narrated by William Shatner! Oh, and the elevator gets stuck for a few hours. And it might fall because of some bad wiring.
...person to sit next to on a plane:The Geico stack of money. And you HAVEN’T switched over to Geico for car insurance!
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: “Happee Birfdayzz! You’z HOW old?... OMG! Iz you gonna diez?”
...person to date:Marushii Austin Powers One of the Jonas Brothers. I heard that last time one of their fangirls got past the security, well, she WAS charged with “assault using a napkin ring”…

*It is being made into an actual play. Watch out!

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Insidea volcano =o! Its not just the probabaility of dieing from smoke. Or the fact your skin might burn off from emence heat. Your hear will be ruined =0! Its like a straight iron but 100x worse @__@.
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Aqua man and captain obvious 8D.
Catin Obvious: Oh no Aqua Man! Your water is adding to the death! SOMEBODY GRAB SOME JELLO POWDER!!! *runs off to find some to make jello with all the water*
Aqua Man: Yeah, thanks Captian Obvious:glare:.
Captain Obvious: *comes back with a cement truck of jello mix* Oh Noooo! The shark you called is killing all the people too! .....*pouts* and now the blood will make the orange jello taste weird....
...musical to appear on broadway: @___@ I have no idea... But the janiters must have hated Cats =o. All those shedding people @__@.
...thing to make a house out of: Fire 8D! Not only is it hard to mold into a house, but you get burrned every time you go to sleep o3o. But hey, no burgelers 8D!
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: Extreamly bad covers of Umbrella by Rehanna. Not only do they sound like they are having seizers, but they blow out the speakers too O__O
...thing to step in: Tar. .....Theres nothing funny about tar D...thing to happen in an elevator: Getting stuck with someone turned on by elevator music then have to hear him try and hold in his moans and hide the fact he's turned on x'D
...person to sit next to on a plane: Someone asleep and having a nightmare about Godzilla, then have them try to strike out and kill Godzilla. Or have them say his name in thier sleep and their lips not match their words *like in old time movie*.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: Sorry I was late responding to your death... But hey, my thank you card for the gift you sent for my birthday was on time -happy face-
...person to date: Conan O'Brian while he's doing his show. I'm sorry, I love him and all, but that would have to be annoying x'D. Since he'd be trying to not only please you, but the intire crowd and tv audience. Talk about your bad pick-up lines O_O