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 Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:41 am
But...but....zombie apocalypse! *flail*
Oh yeah now I remember what I said after '...wtf?'
'Why are you ******** a zombie anyway! Wouldn't they like....eat your face? o.O'
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:49 am
I'm assuming the zombie would be incapacitated first, invis... Broken legs and arms or some such business.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:59 am
Remember to wear the chainmail condom before receiving oral sex from a zombie. There's nothing quite like the hungry tongue, lashing out hungrily for the meat just out of its reach.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:42 am
Gangstacow Yeah, more than likely the zombies will want to rape you rather than eat your brains. Silly little asian =P OMG REAVERS! Also, is it possible to catch rotten meat type bacteria via one's crotch? You know, the kind that room-temperature dead animals have? OOO maybe you could get The Plague from zombies!
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:19 am
Yay, necrophilia. Why did I have to stumble across two threads that will inflict scars on my psyche in the same day?
Also, this would be moot, because no sane person has sex with a ******** corpse.
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Oh, wait, that didn't come out right...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:26 am
What about having sex with just a regular corpse, Erve? xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:48 am
AlcoholicPancake Crotch Maggots is one that you can only get from ******** a dead body. It's considered by some to be an STD, and by other to not be one. You can also get crabs, depending on how long the person has been dead. AIDs, and many other diseases can also be gotten from the corpse, but that's also depending on how long the body has been dead.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:59 am
If you can get an STD from sex with a corpse then I see no reason why you wouldn't get one from a zombie.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:50 pm
my only question... why would you WANT to have sex with a zombie?
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:12 pm
Disco_Bandit If you can get an STD from sex with a corpse then I see no reason why you wouldn't get one from a zombie. Well... that's the question, isn't it? smile we seem to be generally in agreement that the STDs in a corpse are related to how long said corpse has been a corpse, else the viruses would have died off. I was kinda curious as to how whatever agent created zombies out of the humans would affect the viruses and bacteria...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:46 pm
Are we talking girl zombies or boy zombies here? 'Cause I'm thinking if a boy zombie has the ability to get it up, then there must be some kind of blood flow helping to keep viruses and such alive. Yes? No?
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:48 pm
wakusei Are we talking girl zombies or boy zombies here? 'Cause I'm thinking if a boy zombie has the ability to get it up, then there must be some kind of blood flow helping to keep viruses and such alive. Yes? No? And with that... I am highly extremely disturbed.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:48 pm
wakusei Are we talking girl zombies or boy zombies here? 'Cause I'm thinking if a boy zombie has the ability to get it up, then there must be some kind of blood flow helping to keep viruses and such alive. Yes? No? Hm... hard to say; corpses have been known to have and sustain erections. smile
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:50 pm
I think it's weird that I'm actually sitting here thinking how Zombies could have sex razz
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:05 pm
By the time you do it with a zombie, you're likely a zombie as well... I mean, STDs wouldn't be an issue, I don't think. Though, I suppose it is possible.
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