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Whaaaatt?? biggrin mrgreen ninja No worries! I'll get around to bashing my own and Sabel's character too! blaugh 3nodding whee

Actually the real Irony is I love that game, and most all the characters! but I'm not blind to their faults and it's hillariously funny to rant about it. I do it for the laughs and because I can cause I know the game well enough. Actually Furry-chan and I collaberate on the bashings, and she's played that game so many times she can probably quote the whole thing. And just for you I'll do FFX next!!

well you'll note I said 'most' all the characters, I don't actually care for aeris that much, even though I memerized her song on the piano, I like to play it around whiny fanboys to make them cry! twisted and yes I think Aeris is very annoying. And Seymore should have been COMPLETELY killed within the first half-hour of FFX. so you never have to see him...

Alrighty!! After giving a nice long opportunity for the Remnants to get their warnings We will start Bashing the next three! Loz, Kadaj, and Yazou.

Loz, first off none of these characters appeared at all in the game, and how did they not get killed during the first reunion? Sephiroth was killing ALL of the Clones! Knocking them off a cliff and skewering them! Aside from that, what is up with Loz's hair? (or what part of it ISN'T up?) It's worse than CLOUD'S, and he's a CRYBABY to boot! He acts like a little kid in a grown ups body, in fact ALL the Remnants do! Kadaj always screaming for Mommy, Yazoo teasing Loz, these guys need to grow up! It's no wonder they couldn't house Sephiroth for more than 5 minutes! If these guys were so desperate to bring about 'Reunion' then why didn't they Mature themselves a little first? they are MORE incompetent than CLOUD!!!! And THAT is HARD to DO!!! It takes all three of them to hold off one Geostigma'd Suicidal Self-proclaimed ex-SOLDIER!!! And speaking of 'worse than Cloud' Kadaj is a POSER!! He makes Cloud look ORIGINAL!!! Yazoo doesn't even have enough personallity TO bash! you barely hear a few words from the guy in the WHOLE MOVIE!! He's almost as bad as Red XIII!! And LOZ! What the heck supposedly makes him teleport anyways? "Haste 3"? And if that is the case how come he could teleport BEFORE they stole the Materia from Cloud? And what sort of Idiot leaves all his materia in a box like that anyways? If a CHILD could open it? and you KNOW Yuffie is running around somewhere... (Yet SHE hadn't found it yet...) What kind of a guy answers his cell phone in the middle of a fight? and why do these guys use pistols? Their guns are more pansy than Vincent's! They never hit ANYTHING with them! You'd think they would get the hint!! And doesn't Kadaj realize a double bladed sword like that is really fragile? If they could blast energy from their hands after stealing the Materia then why doz Loz still use a friggin pansy tazer? He used that thing on TIFA and it barely did anything! And it's not like she has a lot of Armor on or something!

((Okay, well since we basically covered all three remnants in one, we shall give you a special bonus bashing! We shall now bash------SEPHIROTH!!! note: #4 and I LOVE Sephiroth, but we will bash him anyways just to be fair! ))

And we thought Aeris was bad about not staying dead...Sephiroth has been killed 3 TIMES and he won't stay dead! And he's always whining for his Mommy too! He wants to be JUST LIKE his mommy but he didn't even bother to figure out who his REAL Mommy was!! What is it with him and traveling through space? Why doesn't he transform an airship into a transport and run off in that? Why DOES he weild that 9 foot long sword anyways? are he and Cloud having a pissing contest of some kind? This guy really must have an 'unholier than thou' complex, why else would he have to go stab some mentally challenged flower girl? If not to prove that he could out-evil Shin-Ra or something. And whats with all the black leather? and if it's for protection or cold then WHY does he leave practically the entire front of his chest uncovered? It's like having a target that says "Here, Stab me in he heart!!" (And Zach did!) You'd think he'd change his wardrob! He's been wearing that ALMOST as long as Vincent's been wearing his cloak! And how is it that he was able to run around freely? If he was so famous how come nobody recognized him sooner? And how come nobody could figure out who this guys father was? Just give him a Paternity test already!! And show him the results from the MATERNITY one and set him straight! At least Lucretia wouldn't ask him to destroy the friggin world!!!

What is with JENOVA trying to destroy the world anyway? Did they ever give us a reason? and why isn't SHE dead already? She's been hacked to bits! she's a worse mumbler than Aeris! If she even IS a she! or maybe that's why Sephiroth is insane, because his "mother" doesn't have an identifiable gender! Why does everyone think the green glowing corpse talks to them? I've never heard of JENOVA saying a blasted thing! It's all Sephiroth's overactive imagination! Give the guy some PROZAC or something, and maybe a ZOLOFT. What is it with HER and Meteors? Some facination with giant space rocks? Maybe all she wants is soe spacial rock garden and Sephi is too dense to figure it out! Her two nick-names are "Calamity from the Skies" and "JENOVA" so why don't we just call her "Calamity JANE" already?

((Thank you, this will conclude our bashing for the moment. Next: Shin-Ra!))

Bashing! Bashing! WHOOT!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! The POWER!!!! twisted twisted twisted

Hehe, I'm sorry to tell you Ermak and I will not be working on our Shnra bashing until such time as possibly tonight, however I just realized another Vinnie bashing we missed,

((If you didn't already know, I"m an absolutely rabid Vincent fangirl, I love him to pieces, however It's really fun to bash characters, especially the one's you like since you have all the dirt on them))

Why does Vincent always wear that bandanna? Imean, seriously what's he hiding under there? Horns? A third eye? A receeding hairline? Hmm, that would make some sense, as well as shed light on Cid's goggles, maybe that's why the two of them shared a room in Gold Saucer, a meeting of The Planet's Hair Club for Men, they had to keep it secret since Rude was also attending.[/bash]

((don't flame me! I love tha bandanna really...after all I have a pic of him wearing JUST that))

I know what you mean. I found all of the voices in AC to suit each character perfectly except for Yazoo's. neutral It was too deep. x_X

And I can't wait to hear the Shin-Ra rant xDDDD