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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:27 pm

Jokerman-EXE

[17:53] JokermanEXE: s**t, I don't know,
[17:53] JokermanEXE: It can do some freaky s**t.
[17:54] NightmareDream14: It can't just get up on its own. -.-
[17:55] JokermanEXE: Dude, I don't want to hear about your problems.
[17:55] JokermanEXE: XD
[17:56] NightmareDream14: It needs Paul's assistance.
[17:56] JokermanEXE: That's gross.
[17:56] NightmareDream14: It's not shooting without help, after all. <_<
[17:56] JokermanEXE: Dude.
[17:56] JokermanEXE: WOW.
[17:56] NightmareDream14: This is entirely your fault.

-Talking about Joe's inexplicable belief that Paul's Athena rifle should be able to kill people without Paul being there

That is sheerly horrible.

Largely because bursting into laughter when you don't have a voice hurts.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:10 pm

[23:09] JokermanEXE: He's a violent flame-powered LOVER OF JUSTICE

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:40 am

[00:33] NightmareDream14: http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e72/checon73/?action=view¤t=IMG_0136.jpg
[00:34] NightmareDream14: ?
[00:34] JokermanEXE: What about it?
[00:34] NightmareDream14: Is that you recently by any chance?
[00:35] JokermanEXE: A couple months ago, yeah
[00:35] NightmareDream14: YOU CALL THAT A GOATEE?
[00:35] NightmareDream14: ******** WEAK.
[00:35] JokermanEXE: THAT WAS A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
[00:35] NightmareDream14: MY GOATEE'S SHADOW IS A BETTER GOATEE THAN THAT
[00:35] JokermanEXE: JEEBUS
[00:35] JokermanEXE: WHATEVER
[00:35] JokermanEXE: YOU'RE A LOSER
[00:37] NightmareDream14: WELL YOU LOSE AT FACIAL HAIR
[00:37] JokermanEXE: WELL YOU LOSE AT LIFE
[00:37] NightmareDream14: WELL YOU LOSE AT FACIAL HAIR SO BADLY IT CAUSES YOU TO LOSE AT EVERYTHING ELSE FOREVER TOO
[00:37] NightmareDream14: FORRREEVVVVEEEEER
[00:38] JokermanEXE: NOT EVEN
[00:38] JokermanEXE: CAUSE AT LEAST I LOOK LIKE A RESPECTABLE ASIAN
[00:38] JokermanEXE: YOU DON'T
[00:38] JokermanEXE: SO HA
[00:38] JokermanEXE: TEXTUAL HARD ON
[00:38] NightmareDream14: I HAVE A TOPKNOT. ******** SAMURAI STATUS b***h
[00:38] JokermanEXE: PFFF WHATEVER
[00:38] JokermanEXE: TOTALLY GAY
[00:38] NightmareDream14: EVEN IF IT ISN'T A TOPKNOT
[00:38] JokermanEXE: NINJAS ARE WHERE IT'S AT ANYWAYS
[00:39] NightmareDream14: YOU CAN'T EVEN PLURALIZE NINJA CORRECTLY
[00:39] JokermanEXE: WHATEVER
[00:39] JokermanEXE: I'M TOO AROUSED
[00:39] JokermanEXE: AND STUFF
[00:39] JokermanEXE: Don't post this s**t on the forum
[00:39] JokermanEXE: Or I will burn your house down
[00:39] NightmareDream14: YOU ARE A WEAKLING
[00:39] NightmareDream14: AND I AM
[00:39] NightmareDream14: CENSORED
[00:39] NightmareDream14: A ******** SUPERVILLAIN
[00:39] NightmareDream14: SO TAKE THAT
[00:40] NightmareDream14: And this is already ON the forum. Just so you know.
[00:40] JokermanEXE: WEAK]
[00:40] Meebo Message: JokermanEXE is offline

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:30 pm

Venom3001

[23:09] JokermanEXE: He's a violent flame-powered LOVER OF JUSTICE

Which is so totally true.

- Talking about Joe in Avatar state

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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:27 pm

[20:10] NightmareDream14: Good evening.
[20:10] jokermanexe: Eh?
[20:10] jokermanexe: What's that?
[20:10] NightmareDream14: An evening?
[20:10] jokermanexe: NO

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:34 pm

[22:31] jokermanexe: Nom nom nom meatballs
[22:32] NightmareDream14: Oh baby.
[22:32] jokermanexe: ...
[22:32] jokermanexe: None of that.
[22:32] NightmareDream14: :<

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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:32 pm

[23:30] NightmareDream14: Oh. Right.
[23:31] NightmareDream14: I ran out of room. My computer only had 90 gigs free. The text file took 94. <_<
[23:31] jokermanexe: Dud
[23:31] jokermanexe: e
[23:31] jokermanexe: Are you serious?
[23:31] jokermanexe: Holy s**t
[23:31] jokermanexe: That's a hell of a text document

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:45 pm

[23:39] JokermanEXE: Man
[23:39] JokermanEXE: These pecs of mine
[23:39] JokermanEXE: Jeez
[23:39] NightmareDream14: Do they look like breasteses? <_<
[23:39] JokermanEXE: Uhhh
[23:39] JokermanEXE: No
[23:39] JokermanEXE: They look like MARBLE
[23:39] JokermanEXE: SCULPTED MARBLE
[23:40] NightmareDream14: Sculpted marble, like....
[23:40] JokermanEXE: NO
[23:40] JokermanEXE: NO NO NO
[23:40] JokermanEXE: STOP NOW
[23:40] JokermanEXE: NO MACROS
[23:40] NightmareDream14: Wait...
[23:40] JokermanEXE: NO
[23:40] JokermanEXE: AND NO BREASTS
[23:40] NightmareDream14: Ah, here it is.
[23:40] NightmareDream14: http://tinyurl.com/dj2ckf
[23:41] JokermanEXE: A hurr hurr

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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:50 pm

[21:49] NightmareDream14: *Laughs at Joe's lack of goatee*
[21:49] JokermanEXE: ANYWAYS
[21:49] JokermanEXE: HEY YOU SHUT UP
[21:49] JokermanEXE: I'm going now.
[21:49] JokermanEXE: I hope you get leprosy.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:30 pm

[20:00] JokermanEXE: How goes it?
[20:00] NightmareDream14: Swimmingly.
[20:00] JokermanEXE: What does that even mean?
[20:03] JokermanEXE: ...?
[20:03] NightmareDream14: (auto-response from nightmaredream14) I'll be right back
[20:11] Meebo Message: NightmareDream14 is offline
[20:16] Meebo Message: NightmareDream14 is online
[20:29] JokermanEXE: ...
[20:29] Meebo Message: NightmareDream14 is offline

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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:42 pm

And so the joys of Alex's spastic internet enter the 27 IM Archive. xd

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:14 pm

[17:09] JokermanEXE: has joined the chat
[17:09] TheRealSirBayer: has joined the chat
[17:09] NightmareDream14: has joined the chat
[17:09] TheRealSirBayer: Well, now just to... oh no, there heis.
[17:10] NightmareDream14: DUN DUN DUUUUN
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Afternoon, one and all.
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: LULZ
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Afternoon.
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: How long have you guys been talking?
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Anything interesting come up?
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Few minutes
[17:10] JokermanEXE: And my c**k
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Ah.
[17:10] JokermanEXE: So
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Yes
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Right.
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Very interesting
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Nah, not really, no.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: You'd be surprised.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: It's had several Master's Theses written on it
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: Oh dear.
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: This disturbs
[17:11] JokermanEXE: And extensive studies are underway
[17:11] NightmareDream14: ...
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: But it won't disturb as much as the Sea of Awesome.
[17:11] NightmareDream14: I joined the group chat for this?
[17:11] JokermanEXE: Apparently it once hosted an ancient civilization
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: I just need to download a good version of the Awesome picture.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: Yes
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: I hope not, Venom.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: You did.
[17:12] TheRealSirBayer: I haven't got all day until after 7 PM or so.
[17:12] TheRealSirBayer: At which point you'll have to compete with America's Army.
[17:12] JokermanEXE: Pff
[17:12] JokermanEXE: ******** that lame game.
[17:12] TheRealSirBayer: The fear is that you WILL.
[17:12] NightmareDream14: America's army isn't half as terrifying as the Russian army.
[17:12] NightmareDream14: Too bad we're never going to fight them again!

CQB hasn't moved in ages....

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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:11 pm

Venom3001

[17:09] JokermanEXE: has joined the chat
[17:09] TheRealSirBayer: has joined the chat
[17:09] NightmareDream14: has joined the chat
[17:09] TheRealSirBayer: Well, now just to... oh no, there heis.
[17:10] NightmareDream14: DUN DUN DUUUUN
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Afternoon, one and all.
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: LULZ
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Afternoon.
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: How long have you guys been talking?
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Anything interesting come up?
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Few minutes
[17:10] JokermanEXE: And my c**k
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Ah.
[17:10] JokermanEXE: So
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Yes
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Right.
[17:10] JokermanEXE: Very interesting
[17:10] TheRealSirBayer: Nah, not really, no.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: You'd be surprised.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: It's had several Master's Theses written on it
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: Oh dear.
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: This disturbs
[17:11] JokermanEXE: And extensive studies are underway
[17:11] NightmareDream14: ...
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: But it won't disturb as much as the Sea of Awesome.
[17:11] NightmareDream14: I joined the group chat for this?
[17:11] JokermanEXE: Apparently it once hosted an ancient civilization
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: I just need to download a good version of the Awesome picture.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: Yes
[17:11] TheRealSirBayer: I hope not, Venom.
[17:11] JokermanEXE: You did.
[17:12] TheRealSirBayer: I haven't got all day until after 7 PM or so.
[17:12] TheRealSirBayer: At which point you'll have to compete with America's Army.
[17:12] JokermanEXE: Pff
[17:12] JokermanEXE: ******** that lame game.
[17:12] TheRealSirBayer: The fear is that you WILL.
[17:12] NightmareDream14: America's army isn't half as terrifying as the Russian army.
[17:12] NightmareDream14: Too bad we're never going to fight them again!

CQB hasn't moved in ages....

Mm, I think the bolded bit about my p***s are the most entertaining parts of this conversation.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:20 pm

4:12:43 PM JokermanEXE: This is gay.
4:12:55 PM TheRealSirBayer: So are you.
4:13:02 PM JokermanEXE: True.

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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:08 pm

[17:02] JokermanEXE: I only have 6 bullets left
[17:02] JokermanEXE: There are thousands of people to hit.
[17:02] TheRealSirBayer: Everyone knows that killing a multiple of six and ten does wonders.
[17:02] TheRealSirBayer: Well...
[17:02] TheRealSirBayer: Six is good enough.
[17:02] TheRealSirBayer: Six million Jews, six people.
[17:02] JokermanEXE: I suppose.
[17:03] TheRealSirBayer: No difference.
[17:03] JokermanEXE: Haha.
[17:03] JokermanEXE: ANYWAYS
[17:03] TheRealSirBayer: Wait wait
[17:03] TheRealSirBayer: that came out wrong

[18:03] TheRealSirBayer: I'm a gosh-darned logical genius!
[18:03] TheRealSirBayer: Just like Al Gore!

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