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Yus. This kid Dennis kissed a senior on the bus without her noticing.... on the floor!

Just got back from a football game out in Laredo (three hour bus ride from San Antonio). I was on the same charter bus as f0xyr0xi3bab3. We watched Drumline and quoted it word for word with TONS of criticism for A&T's marching dynamics ("Our diagonals are better than that!" "Don't do the visual if you can't play and do it good at the same time!"). Then things got totally insane when we started watching the second movie on the way to the game: The Best Of Michael Jackson. After a group sing along to Smooth Criminal and Billie Jean, we got to watch one of the upper classmen get up and go through the entire Thriller video move for move in the aisle (when we weren't being goofy and "Thriller-ing" ourselves). Thank god one of our bass clarinets had a video camera.
The three hour ride home meant quoting and adding to Anchorman and laughing at how ridiculous both that and Major Payne were. It's sad how many of us can watch a movie once and then quote in word for word.
And of course we had to have a running theme for the trip. The front of the bus (where I was sitting) discovered that a red light came on when someone went into the bathroom. That of course meant that we had to alert the rest of the bus every time we saw the light (Light goes on, chorus of "Potty!", "Bathroom!", "Watercloset/WC!", and other names for bathroom from front of bus)
It's also been decided that every band member must see drumline just so we can go "See that? Our band's not like that. We're weirder". ^-^

the freshman in our school like to sing songs, while the upperclassmen tell them to quiet down, so that we can sleep.



then we started loading busses by grade, so that problem is solved.....except for the fact that there are 24 people on my bus (junior bus) and about 60 on the freshman bus

I have two, count them, two bus stories, both of which are at least slightly amusing.

We were sitting on the bus, waiting for the pit to load all their equipment or something, and this guy, let's call him "I", sits on this other guy's lap, let's call him "J". I and J, go figure. Moving on. Suddenly, J puts his hand over I's mouth and they pretended to make out until our band director got on the bus. That's not all. It just so happens that J's girlfriend was sitting right beside them. Yeah.

Story numero 2. Some background info. Our BD's wife's name is Noel. In our band some people play the "in my pants" game. It's where you say a song title, movie title, or random phrase and add "in my pants" to the end of it. An example: "Oops I Did it Again...in my pants." There's a point to this, I swear. We were on the our way to a performance and some people got bored and played it "in my pants" game using Christmas songs. Then, some idiot said really loudly, "Hey, I've got one! First Noel in the BD's pants!" Mind you, the BD was on our bus.

Oh lord the stuff we did on the band bus lol Most far too inapropriate for this site! stare However, one of the more memorable was when we were on the way to a far away band comp and of course someone decided that they had to pee right then and there. I jokingly told him to go pee in a bottle then....and to my shock he DID. The boys held up a sheet to curtain off that part of the bus while he did so we girls could huddle in the front and not watch. After he was finished he didn't know what to do with the bottle so some smart-arse in the back told him to whip it out of the window-again to my shock he did. The fun part was when we stopped at the competition school (we were only a few miles off we found out) the bus driver from the bus behind us came on and reamed us majorly cuz the pee had gotten on his window! confused I told him we girls were in the front and had nothing to do with it, but alas we all got into trouble! So yeah..crazy bus trip that lol

we got stuck behind a pig one time. it was walking in the middle of the road! it was really funny! someone yelled out bacon!

On our way home from band camp this year three of our buses got pulled over. Why? Because supposedly they left the gas station without paying. The funny thing is, they never even went to the gas station in the first place. Then on the way to a game, our uniform bus broke down, and I think it's still sitting where we left it. Then another bus broke, so the had to squeeze onto another one. And once, on a bus full of girls, with only like 6 boys on it, "Killing Me Softly" came on the radio. And we all sang, you can imagine how loud it was. And then on the way to the middle of nowhere, we were listening to the OSU band CD's, and singing along, and listening to last years show, and singing along.

On the way home from a football game last year, a kid I talked to who plays the drums took a piss in a bottle. And then he like...threw it at people. And who wanted to touch that?

He tried to give it to me and my friend, too, because we were doubled up together in front of him. D: It was so gross.

He threw it out the window when the bus stopped, and then the bus ran over it. xd