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 Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:46 pm
funny threats are the best ones when its funny you can come back with a disturbed twisted threat that only a man who had tortured and killed 39 people and is now tied up three floors bellow ground rotting in an insane asylum could think of twisted and then they piss themselves and run away
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:39 pm
Freak - Haha that is gold.
Stykz - Whatever happened to that wanker?
I wonder guys, we've all gotten 'em but whats the best threat you've ever given?
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little_evil_goth Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:12 am
little_evil_goth Freak - Haha that is gold.
Stykz - Whatever happened to that wanker?
I wonder guys, we've all gotten 'em but whats the best threat you've ever given? when i threaten people they think im joking im not when i say ill hunt down you and your kin im not lieing i just have a joking tone when i say it 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:16 am
Freak Of Nightmare little_evil_goth Freak - Haha that is gold.
Stykz - Whatever happened to that wanker?
I wonder guys, we've all gotten 'em but whats the best threat you've ever given? when i threaten people they think im joking im not when i say ill hunt down you and your kin im not lieing i just have a joking tone when i say it 3nodding
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little_evil_goth Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:21 am
little_evil_goth Freak Of Nightmare little_evil_goth Freak - Haha that is gold.
Stykz - Whatever happened to that wanker?
I wonder guys, we've all gotten 'em but whats the best threat you've ever given? when i threaten people they think im joking im not when i say ill hunt down you and your kin im not lieing i just have a joking tone when i say it 3nodding i has well maybe that person was just a p***y but when i walked away apparently they fainted or something im not sure if i heard the story right but they was really freaked out don't know why all i did was describe in every detail how i would skin their parents and force them to watch by ripping their eye lids off confused maybe they just have weak stomach i don't know
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:04 pm
Freak Of Nightmare little_evil_goth Freak Of Nightmare little_evil_goth Freak - Haha that is gold.
Stykz - Whatever happened to that wanker?
I wonder guys, we've all gotten 'em but whats the best threat you've ever given? when i threaten people they think im joking im not when i say ill hunt down you and your kin im not lieing i just have a joking tone when i say it 3nodding i has well maybe that person was just a p***y but when i walked away apparently they fainted or something im not sure if i heard the story right but they was really freaked out don't know why all i did was describe in every detail how i would skin their parents and force them to watch by ripping their eye lids off confused maybe they just have weak stomach i don't know
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little_evil_goth Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:53 pm
Meh. It's usually the good 'Ol, "I will eat your children!" or "I will castrate you with a spoon!" for me. I'm not good at being original under pressure.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:00 am
I threaten people by saying "I will stab you in the eye with a hot soldering iron" or something to that effect.
Most of the time i can threaten people with a look. My wife calls it the death glare.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:21 am
you people have no imagination >:O get a wwbld bracelet...what does that mean? WHAT WOULD BRUCE LEE DO
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:25 am
This guy threatened to rape me once.
I then turned back looked at him straight in the eyes and said.
"Do it you p***y, try and I will shred your urethra and your balls with my teeth!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:34 pm
 Stykz: And then there was the article about the whole incident in the paper ... Haha."If your stomach feels weak my work here is DONE."
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:20 pm
Plethora-of-Insanity This guy threatened to rape me once.
I then turned back looked at him straight in the eyes and said.
"Do it you p***y, try and I will shred your urethra and your balls with my teeth!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:01 pm
i can't really remember any that i could call my worst.. if i get a threat i do one of two things depending on the situation. One, being in that i shrug the threat off as dull words and leave the fool to their idiocy, the other being in that i release the pent up temper inside of me. Eleven years of blind rage coupled with a physique that you wouldn't expect could hold up to a punch but in fact can withstand impact from a dodge Durango going 30mph with no more than scratches and minor disability in my left shoulder for a few days.. I might not know how to fight, but i know where to hit and how to hit, my slender form makes dodging quite easy too
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