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 Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:48 pm
Nice. Just for that, you have ZERO FREAKING POINTS.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:05 pm
I AM THE MASTER OF POINTS  ALSO 
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:06 am
Do you really want to go there? I will completely call in Sheik. You know I will.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:49 am
Sheik is nothing against Pimp Ganondorf.
Sheik is just Zelda, and Pimp Ganondorf pimps Zelda.
You know he does.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:54 am
Ah, but Sheik is not just Zelda. Sheik x Zelda is the same thing as Gannondorf x pimp. They will have an epic battle, but ultimately, Gannon will be defeated once again!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:48 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:42 am
First, Shiek is a ninja, and the gerudos (I think that's their name....) are pirates.
And everyone knows ninja are better than pirates.
Also, this link lands soundly in the retarded OoC ********
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:09 pm
The gerudos are NOT pirates, they're like...
...Arabian or something weird.
Also, all of them except for Ganondorf are chicks, and they're all pretty dang hot.
So obviously they win.
And what link?
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:59 am
The Obama one in that very post.
And Bayer, explain this: http://www.zeldawiki.org/Pirates'_Fortress
And this: http://www.zeldawiki.org/Image razz irate.jpg
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:23 pm
Majora's Mask is so ghetto.
And anyway, Ocarina of Time didn't have pirate gerudos at all.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:50 pm
Bayer = Grasping at straws FOR LIFE!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:23 pm
Whoosh! To Bayer's rescue!
What kind of pirates live in a desert? And have no boats, and hardly any wood? Clearly, the MM Gerudos were just a bunch of angsty kids trying to distance themselves from their parents.
And yes, MM is ghetto as hell. Everyone knows that OoT is the shiiiiiiiiiiit.
For the record, I'm only on Bayer's side to be a Devil's Advocate. I actually agree with Alex and Boobs, but this is more fun.
Oh hey, Boobs! You got your dream avi! Congrats.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:16 pm
MM Gerudos DO have boats and wood. Their city is full of canals. It's goddamn desert-Venice or something.
And yes, OoT is
1) The s**t
2) What I consider to be the "canonical" Zelda universe as far as the N64 games go
3) Almost 96% less likely to contain pirates or ninja, which is a downside
4) Almost 99.4324% less likely to contain millions of masks, which is... not a downside, at all
5) 100% less likely to contain the Oni Link Mask, which is disappointing. <_<
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:37 pm
MM Gerudos are all homosexual.
What the heck is the Oni Link Mask supposed to be?
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:43 pm
It lets you play as this:
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