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 Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:47 pm
Call me Hattress ¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤ Call me Law "I haven't the slightest inkling of an idea. Not that it matters any. You didn't get me anything for my last un-birthday either."
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"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
than what it might appear to others
that what you were or might have been
was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:22 pm
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠
Well, unfortunately...I cant get something for EVERYONE's EVERY un-birthday... I'm just a poor cat of spades...not even a Jack.
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:55 am
Call me Hattress ¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤ Call me Law "Of course. Of course. My apologies."
Hattress suddenly became bored with her purple table-cloth.
"Hmm...what color shall I try next? Perhaps a pattern?"
She imagined the table-cloth being a psychedelic pattern consisting of a bring green background with pink disco-type flowers scattered on it.
"Much better."
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"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
than what it might appear to others
that what you were or might have been
was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:24 pm
 You see a dog growls when it's
angry and wags its tail when its pleased...
"Everyone is spending way too much time in reality... Its as if they forget their looking glasses." She said this to a teapot.
...Now I growl when I'm pleased,
and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:29 pm
Call me Hattress ¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤ Call me Law "I agree, and it would appear that the teapot does too. Reality is only fun when it's un-real."
¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤
"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
than what it might appear to others
that what you were or might have been
was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:42 pm
You see a dog growls when it's
angry and wags its tail when its pleased...
"You don't assume that I am speaking to the teapot do you?"
That's just silly... She took the lid off and dumped a squeak mouse onto the table.
"I was talking to the mouse..."
...Now I growl when I'm pleased,
and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:18 pm
Call me Hattress ¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤ Call me Law "Well why wouldn't you talk to the teapot? It makes perfect sense to me! I talk to them all the time!"
Here the Hattress demonstrated her statement by leaning to the nearest teapot and whispering:
"She doesn't know what she's missing. You are all just wonderful to talk to."
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"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
than what it might appear to others
that what you were or might have been
was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:59 pm
You see a dog growls when it's
angry and wags its tail when its pleased...
"Honestly? Where has everyone gotten to? Might need to see if the looking Glass Continuum is working."
She went over to a full size mirror that was actually the trunk of a tree and popped through. She came back a moment later and dusted herself off, as though she didn't want to get whatever disease caused reality.
...Now I growl when I'm pleased,
and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:15 pm
 The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know... *~*~*~*~*
Dessy stumbled out of a nearby half length looking glass hung on a nearby tree with a small cloud of dust. She got to her feet in jeans, and a thick sweater. College books lay around her. She started dusting herself off compulsively, although she wasn't really dirty. Once the visible dust and dirt was gone she kept brushing invisible somethings off of her. "Miserable sanity, contagious reality..." She mumbled to herself. "Never going back, no sirree." And with that she picked up the College level Environmental Science text book and slammed it into the dirt once more. "I hope this world bends you into nonsense!" She said at it with frustration." Looking up she realized that the mouse, the Cat of Spades were staring at her as though she were completely mentally sound. Which, in wonderland, was a bad thing.
*~*~*~*~*  ...and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:03 pm
♠♠Sometimes Its to your advantage...
*~*~*
"We were beginning to think you all weren't coming back" said the Cat of Spades.
She looked at the book Dessy had flung on the ground wondering what in Heart's name is iron mental science. "Whats that?"
*~*~*
...for people to think you're crazy♠♠
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:05 pm
 Break the Rules, stand apart ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦
"what's what?"
"oh that?"
"thats a book"
♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ Ignore your head,
Follow your Heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:07 pm
♠♠Sometimes Its to your advantage...
*~*~*
"I can see that it is a book but what is in it?"
"This, iron mental science...doesn't sound so bad"
she dropped her now booted feet off the table and went to pick up the book.
*~*~*
...for people to think you're crazy♠♠
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:12 pm
Break the Rules, stand apart ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦
"Its not Iron Mental Science, its EN-VIRON-mental science.
and not so bad?! its full of dreaded things like global warming, animal extinction, and ...
reality is ALL over it and inside it...Every page is covered with it..."
♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ Ignore your head,
Follow your Heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:13 pm
♠♠Sometimes Its to your advantage...
*~*~*
The Cat dropped the book imediately as if she had been burned with white hot flames. She grabbed the umbrella resting against the table and poked the book.
"Why did you bring it HERE?!"
*~*~*
...for people to think you're crazy♠♠
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:15 pm
Break the Rules, stand apart ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦
*shrug*
" I had hoped that wonderland might rub off on it"
♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ Ignore your head,
Follow your Heart
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