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 Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:13 am
Granted, but there's floaties in it.
I wish family guy was on all day long.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:15 am
GRANTED but your tv broke
I wish I was a pirate
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:22 am
Granted, but your ship sinks.
I wish I had a bottle of Gin.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:50 am
Granted, but really it is poison.
I wish I was famous.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:54 am
Ok you are famous... BUT... you got SO famous that you had millions of stalkers and you couldn't find any bodyguards who weren't stalkers. You had to go into hiding... there goes being famous!
I wish I had 25 million gold!
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:54 am
ONE BIG EDIT:
Granted, but you get banned because the gold came out of nowhere.
I wish I had a good singing voice.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:59 am
Granted, but only it the shower, anywhere else you suck big time.
I wish I was blond.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:56 am
Granted, but it will only last a month
i wish i had a limosine
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:15 am
Granted, but it used to belong to a gangster, and now their enemies are after you!
I wish Madonna would have a concert right here in my city.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:06 pm
Granted, but you're stuck in a far back corner where you can't see.
I wish winter was over.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:15 pm
Winter is over.. But it is still cold and snowing.
I wish I had a job
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:19 pm
Granted, but since the economy sucks, you're gonna get fired within the week.
I wish I had a Panasonic military style laptop.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:22 pm
Granted, but the internet doesn't work.
I wish the ice would go away and never come back.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:38 pm
Granted, but you will drown with the excess water.
I wish I could visit the world.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:19 pm
...Granted, but by the time you get there, it will be a dark, desolate place, everyone will be gone.
I wish I lived in Bora Bora.
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