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 Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:00 am
Matt stared at Nuke.
"Oh yeah?... Well, I remember once when you completely wasted... You took this insanely hot chick to your hotel room... Well, before you took her, I was having a nice chat with her, and she told me something you might wanna know..."
Matt then patted Nuke on the shoulder and sighed.
"... She wasn't a chick, man..."
The crowd began laughing again, as Matt bit down on his lip to stop himself.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:07 am
Nuke looks disgusted, but then lifted the microphone back to his lips.
"Wait, wait, I can top that. You know that time when you took me to see your Mother, and you had to drive down to the Shopping Centre for some lunch?"
Nuke placed a hand on the shoulder of Matt, and looked him in the eye. Some fans were already laughing, having an idea on what was going to be said.
"Well, your Mom took me by the hand, to her room, when..."
He stepped back, scratching the back of his head, as if in shame.
"She showed me the old photo album, and you were naked in most of those photos. I mean, it was smaller than a penny!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:15 am
Matt sighed, and shook his head.
"Woah man, my childhood is something we shouldn't be getting into!... But, I can top that, too. You know that time you took me to see your girlfriend? Man, lemme tell ya... She was fine as hell!... Nuke is definitely one lucky son of a b***h!... Well, remember when you had to go out and get us all some food?... You were gone for about an hour..."
Matt then placed his hand on Nuke's shoulder and smirked, looking at him.
"And let's just say... I taught her that thing you like so much..."
The fans began to laugh again.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:19 am
Nuke didn't seemed bothered at all, the Announcer's even having a laugh-along as well.
"You do realise that I only hired her for the night, because I knew what you were like. I mean, you had never seen her before, so I hired an escort for the night. And, dude, she wasn't a chick, either..."
Nuke turned away, obviously happy with himself.
"But shall we quit the Shanahan's, I mean shenanigans, and get down to what we meant to come out here for. So, Matt, what's this big suprise then?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:24 am
Matt sighed, shaking his head.
"Well, besides the huge gay party going on in your locker room, we've got something that none of the fans will believe... She's a friend of Nuke's, and someone who I have faced on many occasions... If you don't know who I'm talkin' about, you might as well be a brain-dead retard!... Now, let's bring her on out...."
Matt then pointed to the stage, and waited.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:28 am
Nuke put his hand to his ear, as if listening to something.
"Well, I'm sorry to say that our suprise is not in the building at this moment. However, we do have another suprise. He's another close friend of mine, and we've grown up together. Ladies and Gentlemen, the newest member of The Outcasts..."
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:40 am
The arena lights turned a deep, pulsing blue, and the opening riff of 'Destruction Overdrive' kicked in. Lance walked out, raising his hands to a chorus of cheers, his pyros firing behind him as he did so. Lance jogged down the ramp, high-fiving several members of the crowd along the way.
Ring Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen...Please Welcome - Lance Hawkwind!"
Lance slid under the bottom rope, and walked over to Nuke, offering an embrace.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:25 am
Nuke replied with a sincere embrace, afterwards resting his hand on Lance's shoulder.
He then stepped back, and brought the microphone to his lips, the crowd giving them a huge cheer.
"It's good to see you, man. Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, Punks and Punkettes, Nukes and Nukettes, ALL YOU OUTCASTS OUT THERE...Give another round of applause for Lance Hawkwind!"
The crowd then erupted in to raptures, showing both their appreciation for The Outcasts, and their new-found love for Nuke and his close friend, Lance.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:28 pm
As the crowd cheered, Lance threw his hands up in the air, making his signature bull-horns gesture.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:34 pm
Matt looked at Lance and smirked.
"Well, it's nice to see we've got another Outcast on our side!... BUT!... We have one more surprise for you all... That is, if the surprise is in the building now... Why don't we see?..."
He then pointed to the back and waited.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:42 pm
"Get ready to feel ... My V8 Power!"We see a girl with purple hairs speaking on the tron as The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - a** Shaker starts to play. Christina then jumps out of the entrance, then runs to a side, where she jumps and poses for the crowd. She stops, then runs to the other side and do the same thing. She comes back to the middle of the entrance ramp, hits the floor with her hands and makes a C form with her hands to each side before approaching the ring. She rolls inside the ring, then gets back to her feet, standing next to Matt.
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:18 am
Nuke stands there, cheering, before walking slowly to Christina. He offers a warm embrace, with his microphone in one of his hands.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:05 pm
HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYY!
(Here we go. Money talks)
HERE COMES THE MONEY!
King: What is this?
Shane McMahon came out in his business suit with a mic in his hands. He does his taunt as the audience were quite curious on why he was here and what he is doing. His song cut off as he began to speak.
"You know, for weeks I have watched the WWFG in action. Whether it would be at the Pay Per Views, Smackdown, or Raw itself. But you know, something seemed rather strange. And that simple fact was. . .why was Smackdown getting more action thn Raw was?" The fans were cheering somewhat
"Then it occured to me. It seems we had an issue at hand. So be that as it may, the Board of Directors as well as myself have discussed this matter for quite a while. So while discussing this matter, they were quite curious on what to do to resolve this issue. So I came up with a conclusion. TJH...you're FIRED from being the General Manager for Raw" The audience were in shock. "However, you will continue to remain an active wrestler for Raw from now on, if you so desire."
Clearly nobody knew what to do or what to say. They thought they were without a General Manager. That is when Shane spoke again. "Now clearly I'm not gonna leave you guys empty-handed. this is another thing we discussed at the office and seeing nobody stood up to take drastic action, I have decided that. . .I will be running Raw from now on! But you know, I recently had someone to speak to me about coming to Raw as well, TJH. And this person has decided that Raw was indeed his rightful place. But I will not reveal that person tonight. He will be revealed at the official first showing of the new kickoff for Raw. So TJH, from here on out you have best prepare yourself for matches. Because that's the only business you're gonna have from now on." Shane McMahon ropped the mic and went backstage.
Micheal Cole: Well, you heard it here, folks. Shane McMahon has taken over Raw, and TJH's is ana ctive wrestler. But who's this wrestler to be revealed at Raw's next show? Guess we'll find out.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:00 am
(I was gm of raw. Well really i was. But not on screen.. Also with promo no on. You don't post you go backstage. That ruins the whole promo. I feel like i should just delete your post, copy and paste it to another thread...Few other things. TJH isn't a wrestler on raw. He's the onscreen gm of smackdown and a manager.. The person that was on Raw was a Replacement intern for that show. You know have some thing to improve on your promo..one of them being give time to other so they can post about reaction and what not. Not watch you go backstage.)
TJH showed some emotions.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:38 am
(My apologies, then. I didn't actually know for sure who was the GM of Raw. No need to be hasty, Jed. And I'll try to remember that from here on out. -nods- Oh and scratch the part about TJH being a roster member for Raw. I overlooked that. I'll remember that. I'll post this to add to it.)
Shane McMahon walked back into the ring and looked at TJH. "Scratch that, TJH. You will NOT be a member of the Raw brand. My sincere apologies to you. Shane McMahon stood there and went to shake the hand of TJH. "I have been watching Smackdown and I believe full potential in you. I'm sure this battle of the brand we will have will be a good one. You running Smackdown, myself running Raw. But you know..I wonder if anyone in the back has anything to say against it." Shane McMahon stood there
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