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 Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:01 pm
You know your screwed when you have to tutor for an island. I still won though.
Funny thing, these guys at my school like to play with proxies. They also play banned cards. But, with my completely type 2, legal, and real decks, I am the most dangerous one there. Though, I lose, some of the time, when they gang up on me. Although, when that happens, I still win half the time. It's pretty sad.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:34 pm
for some reason, whenever me and my friends play, if either of us plays a card thats already in play we say "boy, this card looks familiar, i wonder were i've seen it?" just to be stupid. anyway, one time i was playing a friend, we were both using artifact decks, with the artifact lands, and i acquired his mycosynth golem, plus with all of my tokens thanks to nuisance engine, and with a grinding station and myr retriever. with one retriever in my hand, i procedded to deck him, after about 20 times of making him mill the top three cards of his deck, he was just like "goddamnit, u suck, i give up, now gimme my golem back u golem-stealer." i got a few good laughs from that.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:55 pm
THe most funniest thing I can remember is when I bought a Phage the Untouchable single and two Legions boosters. The rare of the first pack I opened happened to be another Phage the Untouchable..... XD XD
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:52 am
well this was awsome. I was playing a 3 on 3 match with full shared(where you could use everything on your teammates fields but not what was in their hands)
well my team got a 10/6 creature with 5 strites trample and when it did damage you gained that much life. So we won
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:36 pm
I think the funniest thing I've ever done is steal every creature my friend played as he played it with Control Magic, Viridian Longbow, Charisma, and Intruder Alarm. He was playing an artifact creature deck using Mycosynth Golem. >.> He decked and had nothing but a bunch of lands and helms that give banding. I had something like 50 creatures. None of them were mine.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:56 pm
This was actually on MWSonline ( A freeware online version of magic thats actually quite good )
The thing about MWSonline is that there are a lot of serious players who only and I mean only use "Top tier decks" also known as netdecks . These are decks that are considered one of the best possible combinations for whatever tournament type they are legal in ( t1 , t1.5 , ect.) They ussually make a few slight alterations to the deck to make it somewhat their own but in the end its pretty much the same deal . The problem lies in the overly serious players that consider anyone who uses a card that is never used in a netdeck as n00bs . Its kind of ironic seeming how unoriginal 99% of their tactics are .
... anyways I was playing against a netdeck . I like to play against netdecks as I like to try and make a deck that is good enough to beat them and in doing so create a "new" netdeck . After getting creamed a bit I had finally made something that can stand against other netdecks that used nothing but flying creatures and uber powerups like "umezawas jitte" and "might of the oaks" . I also had ornithopter in it . The funny thing about these self proclaimed professionals is the extent of their card predjudices . THe minute you play a card that has never been in a top tier deck they start frothing at the mouth with moronic insults .
Here is what the game script looked like:
***turn 6
-Thy mushroom plays Ornithopter
KOGa345: OMFG you played ornithopter . I can tell from just that your deck is crap . F***ing noob
Thy mushroom: umm...ok whatever lets ust continue
thy mushroom plays glorious anthem
thy mushroom taps suntail hawk
KOGa345: WTF NO ONE USES THAT . Your gay .
KOGa345's life is now 14 (-2)
EOT : Thy mushroom sacrifices sakura tribe elder and places a forest into play T
Thy Mushroom: end my turn .
***turn 7
KOGa345: This isnt even challenging because you suck .
Thy mushroom: continue your turn .
KOGa345 plays putrefy
*Leonin skyhunter has been targeted*
Leonin skyhunter is placed into the graveyard from play
KOGa345: thats right you ******* N00b !! use good cardz and quit
playing on mws ya ***
KOGa345 taps wild mongeral
KOGa345 discards 2 cards
Thy mushrooms life is now 10 (-4)
***turn 8
Thy mushroom taps Ornithopter
KOGa345: Oh no ! 1 damage from teh mushn00b !
Thy mushroom plays might of the oaks
Thy mushroom plays might of the oaks
ornithopter is now a 15/17
KOGa345's life is now -1 (-15)
KOGa345: BULLSH*T YOU M*********** CHeater !!!
Thy mushroom: Whatever .
KOGa345:&@*(&*(_@&#)(*@)*@_#*@#+*!+#*!+_)*+#!_@_&@)#(&@#)(@)@*)@(#*)@(#*)(@#*)@*# !!!!!! M****** YOU ***** N00b @$$ MOTHER*******
Thy mushroom:lol
SYSTEM: Disconnected , player lost .
I have a very strange love/hate relationship with idiots .
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:31 am
For guys like that I stopped playing Runescape... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:47 am
I was not in the room to see it, but not far from where i live a person was playing in an unhinged booster draft, drew booster touter and picked his pack. He pulled a radiate, and proceded to radiate a whoop a**... and distroyed every nonland permanate in the tournament, by standing up (still holding the chair to his rear) and walking around the room pointing to every silver borderd card he could see.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:59 pm
here is a great story... one day.. me and 2 of my buddies are sittaround playing magic and i am playing my Un deck( nothing but unglued and unhinged cards)and i plat a psychic network. so everyone takes the top card of ther libary and places it on top of there heads... about 2 turns later... me and one of the other guys start laughing. really hard. so of corce my friend who doesnt see what is so funny is looking at us with confusion asd asks us why it was so funny.. i fuinally spill the beans and tell him he had a giant growth on his head!
lol
it gets better
3 turns after that..w e start to calm down a bit.. and then we start howling in laughter. then i say to my friend... "you know that giant growth on your head? well it is now a monsterus growth."
LOL!
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:11 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:28 am
Managed to get to 11,856 life without an infinite combo playing cleric against a friends white deck. The decks were almost exactly equal...and we couldn't kill each other. He had out a platinum angel, and I was decked out except for...beacon of immortality. Luckily when he finally decked out I was able to pop my Planar Guide before his draw step, thus, no more angel.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:33 pm
I think it's pretty funny when someone gets out an insanly powerful creature (Naturally powerful or by enchants), and is gloating about it. Especially when I have a Soul Sculptor out and a disenchant in my hand, and enough mana to play both the Sculptor's ability and the disenchant in the same turn ^^
Me: Oh....nice
Opponent: j00 is teh suxx0rz! pwnz j00 n00b. (Or something along those lines)
Me: Right then....*Plays the Sculptor's ability and disenchants the creature into non-existance, along with all the enchants. Sly grin* Who's the n00b now? *Proceeds to pound opponent with protection-from-black Angels and Clerics*
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:01 pm
my friend once designed a deck to aquire massive amounts of tokens, then play earthquake for about 20, and hallow it.
he got if off twice in one game, and ended the game with aprox. 5000 life (about 3000 in one turn)
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