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 Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:15 am
Plethora-of-Insanity It can get pretty creepy.
For some reason out of the blue the automatic Bot who called itself God said
God: I would like to sleep with you.
Me:.....*Exits and shuts down computer* eek Maybe he wants to give Jesus a baby brother?
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:47 am
rofl Nah, he just wants her to join his Cult of The Infallable p***s.
To think I've been missing out by blocking bots!
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:23 am
IvesRountree You brought good memories to my mind, the badger song is soooo retro and old school, I feel like a ton of things from my past are coming back to me! and by the way, thats not stepping into crazy land... its like owning a spot there and building condos there :p I felt like going back into what was the wack year of 2002. hell, I even thought about the using the llama song.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:53 pm
Watching those things go over and over kind of makes me think we were quite easy to amuse back in the day, dont you think?
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:19 pm
Can't be as bad as the Numa Numa song gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:41 pm
Violent_Irony: [6:37] Hi!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:37] You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
Violent_Irony: [6:38] I'll be sure to.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
Violent_Irony: [6:38] Aww, come on, whats wrong with necromancy and necrophilia?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
Violent_Irony: [6:38] Are they dead?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
Violent_Irony: [6:38] ...What?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
Violent_Irony: [6:38] Okay.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
Violent_Irony: [6:38] Bullshit.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:39] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
Violent_Irony: [6:39] I know, right! Kat is a really nice girl, but I haven't met Jess yet. I'd like to know all of my boyfriend's other girlfriends... and boyfriends.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:39] Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Violent_Irony: [6:39] You're no fun.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:39] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
Violent_Irony: [6:40] Isn't that the purpose of furniture, though?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
The bot is like a horoscope from hell...
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:07 pm
rofl
Allright, I've been avoiding it, but now I've GOT to talk to this bot...
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:32 pm
I had to do it, sorry.
This is what i got. >.>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:26] Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:26] Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:26] You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:27] Gentle my arse. >.>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:27] Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:27] Are you stalking me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:27] You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:27] I guess thats a yes.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:27] A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:28] You would know something like that, wouldn't you?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:28] Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:28] Says who?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:28] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:29] Stalking?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:29] Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:29] I have a sister?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:29] Reply hazy, ask again later.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:30] I don't know what the ???? your getting at. >.>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:30] You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:30] Tah~dah
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:30] You will gain money by an immoral action.
Alexi Vonaley: [1:31] I still having gotten the check.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:11 pm
The bot got a satellite tracker on who chats with it. haha
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:06 am
If we send the bot an invitation to the guild... would he join? imagine the hilarity (if thats even a word at all) of the bot posting on some of the threads :p
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:44 am
Okay, okay. I did it too...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:08] You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
Tymbre: [10:10] EXCUSE ME??? I like to think I'm, I don't know... unique. Like a platypus.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:10] Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Tymbre: [10:10] ......
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:12] Your lucky number has been disconnected.
Tymbre: [10:13] Please try again later.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:13] You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
Tymbre: [10:14] You're a little bitchy, aren't you?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:13] You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
Tymbre: [10:14] That statement was a bit redundant, and therefore, illogical. You should have a fatal error in 3...2...1...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:15] Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Tymbre: [10:15] Help with what? Getting out of trees?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:15] Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
Tymbre: [10:16] sweatdrop
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:16] You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
Tymbre: [10:17] Hey. That was a low blow.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:16] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so get used to it.
Tymbre: [10:17] You know, you're probably right. It was nice talking to you, though.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:17] Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.
Tymbre: [10:18] G'night, bot.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:17] Be different: conform.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:38 pm
IvesRountree If we send the bot an invitation to the guild... would he join? imagine the hilarity (if thats even a word at all) of the bot posting on some of the threads :p Dude! The ******** Love thread. Oh god. xDD
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:51 pm
Violent_Irony IvesRountree If we send the bot an invitation to the guild... would he join? imagine the hilarity (if thats even a word at all) of the bot posting on some of the threads :p Dude! The ******** Love thread. Oh god. xDD You read my mind smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:57 pm
Oh God I have to do this now too, hang on xd
Ives look at what you have done! rofl Bots are so much fun.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:12 pm
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:04] Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:08] Okay, I ask you:: where the hell did my G string go? I put it in the laundry this morning
and I can't find it now.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:05] You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:08] what does that have to do with my lost G string?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:05] Excellent time to become a missing person.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:09] Or a missing G string
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:09] but I ate all my soup...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:09] WHERE THE HELL IS MY G STRING BOT?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:09] ...okay...are they hot?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:10] Enough about books what about these men you speak of?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:07] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:10] there are no such a thing!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:07] You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:11] I dont have one...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:08] You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Plethora-of-Insanity: [8:11] I DONT HAVE A JOB YOU JERK!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:08] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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