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 Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:15 pm
zynark *lays on the ground prying loose the axe* dammit You cannot beat me no one can I am invincable xp The force is weak in you lil one xp
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:13 pm
*takes my axe while all that is going on and sneaks into the farmers backyard, and instead, puts the axe back in its pouch. lays still as the chickens gather around me and start plucking at me, grabs three of them by the neck and starts to jump on some and grab others necks* "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee motha ********, whos havin chicken pot pie tonight"
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:56 pm
* finally gets the axe out of his hand *
hahahaha! im free!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:20 pm
zynark * finally gets the axe out of his hand * hahahaha! im free!!!!!!!!! *sticks the axe through ur foot and shoves it in so hard that no one person can get it out* thats for going without us
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:25 pm
*Yawns, reaching for her hatchet, licks the blade and walks outside from her clown-like circus tent, walking down the road towards the farmer's house, lays on the ground about 10 ft before the wooden fence, and cralws up to it, crawling on her elbows and knees to the backyard of the farm, and breaks in the back of the fence, heading to the chicken coop.*
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:04 pm
Twiztid_Juggalo zynark * finally gets the axe out of his hand * hahahaha! im free!!!!!!!!! *sticks the axe through ur foot and shoves it in so hard that no one person can get it out* thats for going without us *struggles to get the axe out of his foot* screw it! *chopps own foot off with axe* YOUR GONNA ******** DIE YOU GOD DAMNED MUTHA ******** Toward twiztid juggalo with axe in mouth and chops off his left foot* hahaha!!!! now you know how it feels!
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:51 pm
zynark Twiztid_Juggalo zynark * finally gets the axe out of his hand * hahahaha! im free!!!!!!!!! *sticks the axe through ur foot and shoves it in so hard that no one person can get it out* thats for going without us *struggles to get the axe out of his foot* screw it! *chopps own foot off with axe* YOUR GONNA ******** DIE YOU GOD DAMNED MUTHA ******** Toward twiztid juggalo with axe in mouth and chops off his left foot* hahaha!!!! now you know how it feels! *comes out of house to see what all the racket is brandishing his newly aquired double barrel shotgun* Well well Zynark I see you got the axe out your hand xd *notices the two are missing feet* ahahahahaha you lost your feet *points gun at the sky and randomly kills two gulls* have some bird * Goes back into house*
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:57 pm
*wakes up from a deep sleep and walks outside* *looks at Zynark, Twiztid_Juggalo, and Ranek then laughs* "well looks like you guys are having fun." *then yells to Frenzi* "Yo wait for me!!" *grabs his hatchet and runs towards Frenzi*
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:03 pm
*starts to sew own leg back on* (im just like sally on Nightmare before christmas, hehe) *chops zynarks other leg off and calls a chicken over, then pins BOTH of his hands into the ground and lays the chicken to sit on his head pecking at his eyeballs* ********
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:05 pm
Xanothese *wakes up from a deep sleep and walks outside* *looks at Zynark, Twiztid_Juggalo, and Ranek then laughs* "well looks like you guys are having fun." *then yells to Frenzi* "Yo wait for me!!" *grabs his hatchet and runs towards Frenzi* thinks ur trying to get frenzi and trips you so u fall, why u chasing her?
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:09 pm
*gets up and wipes the dirt off his clothes* "Twiztid....I wasn't chasing Frenzi, I was trying to catch up with her." *smiles then continues to run towards Frenzi*
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:52 pm
*walks out of home in mid song*
Yo! I'm a nerd, word. I drink Thunderbird. Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb. She busted in to my tent now I'm ********. Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck. Ugh!. ******** that. b***h suck that. I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsack. It's two balls hangin' wit no protection, so, I move real careful and slow. You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak. Call me Don Knotts cuz I'm gettin at it every week. Uh! So come see the carnival and throw me your change, b***h. I chill with the 3 rings.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:56 pm
Nicodemous *walks out of home in mid song* Yo! I'm a nerd, word. I drink Thunderbird. Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb. She busted in to my tent now I'm ********. Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck. Ugh!. ******** that. b***h suck that. I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsack. It's two balls hangin' wit no protection, so, I move real careful and slow. You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak. Call me Don Knotts cuz I'm gettin at it every week. Uh! So come see the carnival and throw me your change, b***h. I chill with the 3 rings. *Walks out of House brandishing Gun* Shut up Im sleeping here you nut bar *blows left knee cap clean off* Now good night *presses special button for house defences to come and locks door*
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:03 pm
Ranek Nicodemous *walks out of home in mid song* Yo! I'm a nerd, word. I drink Thunderbird. Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb. She busted in to my tent now I'm ********. Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck. Ugh!. ******** that. b***h suck that. I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsack. It's two balls hangin' wit no protection, so, I move real careful and slow. You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak. Call me Don Knotts cuz I'm gettin at it every week. Uh! So come see the carnival and throw me your change, b***h. I chill with the 3 rings. *Walks out of House brandishing Gun* Shut up Im sleeping here you nut bar *blows left knee cap clean off* Now good night *presses special button for house defences to come and locks door* *Smiles and pull top hat down where is leg once was* Magic of the RingMaster *he whispered and brought his leg back*
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:09 am
WHO'S GOIN CHICKEN HUNTIN!? WE'Z GOIN CHICKEN HUNTIN!
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