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captain aquarius
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:31 pm


the un revealing
aquarius2395
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aquarius2395
the un revealing
umm there was once when i went to a water park on a ride i fell off and landed in the water neutral

So did you really fall off the water slide?

yup it was painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What water park was it? And didn't you fall in the pool?

hershey park and yes i fell into a pool i probably die if i didnt lol

Did you fall from a high height?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:03 pm


hmm i really couldnt tell hmmm maybe not to high ok this is not funny we should take this to discussion stare

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Aki Aqui
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:58 pm


the un revealing
hmm i really couldnt tell hmmm maybe not to high ok this is not funny we should take this to discussion stare
Uh no. This thread would only be moved to the Discussions sub forum if this actual thread is a discussion which it isn't.

Here's a corny Chemistry Science joke that was inspired by my Chemistry teacher.

What do you call an atom that meows?

A Cation (Pronouced as Cat Ion) 3nodding
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:53 am


ummm eek

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Aki Aqui
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:50 pm


the un revealing
ummm Mmm... 3nodding
Corrected by me.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:10 am


aki umm thats just actually i cant say out of the ordinary but umm idk nvm

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captain aquarius
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:53 pm


the white harmony
hmm i really couldnt tell hmmm maybe not to high ok this is not funny we should take this to discussion stare

Were you in the news when you fell off the slide?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:38 pm


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aki umm thats just actually i cant say out of the ordinary but umm idk nvm
What do you expect? This is the Chatterbox sub forum.

Did you know that if you turn your lips inside out, you'd look like former President Jimmy Carter? I remember I got that from Dexter's Laboratory.

Aki Aqui
Vice Captain


the white harmony

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:46 pm


omg really i never looked at it that way and i really dont get it so y am i evn typing............
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:17 pm


Aki Aqui
the un revealing
ummm Mmm... 3nodding
Corrected by me.


I lol'd.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:21 pm


Awright.. Corny jokes time. [Separated by colours. xD]

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.


[For the next two, you have to highlight for the answer.]

How do you know that a hill-billy invented the toothbrush?
Anyone else would've called it the 'teeth' brush.

"..Did you just get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut."

[By the way, if I offend anyone, please tell me. gonk ]]
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:46 pm


Auto Mechanic Winry
Awright.. Corny jokes time. [Separated by colours. xD]

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.


[For the next two, you have to highlight for the answer.]

How do you know that a hill-billy invented the toothbrush?
Anyone else would've called it the 'teeth' brush.

"..Did you just get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut."

[By the way, if I offend anyone, please tell me. gonk ]]
I don't get how these jokes can be offending, but they were pretty funny in a corny way. xd
I found a corny joke on a website.

'A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries." The clerk says, "This is a library." Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.'

Aki Aqui
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:55 pm


Aki Aqui
Auto Mechanic Winry
Awright.. Corny jokes time. [Separated by colours. xD]

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.


[For the next two, you have to highlight for the answer.]

How do you know that a hill-billy invented the toothbrush?
Anyone else would've called it the 'teeth' brush.

"..Did you just get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut."

[By the way, if I offend anyone, please tell me. gonk ]]
I don't get how these jokes can be offending, but they were pretty funny in a corny way. xd
I found a corny joke on a website.

'A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries." The clerk says, "This is a library." Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.'


LOL. xd

Some people might have found the 'hill-billy' part offensive. I wouldn't know if anyone here does, so I wanted to make sure it wasn't meant in a bad way. C:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:02 pm


Auto Mechanic Winry
Aki Aqui
Auto Mechanic Winry
Awright.. Corny jokes time. [Separated by colours. xD]

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.


[For the next two, you have to highlight for the answer.]

How do you know that a hill-billy invented the toothbrush?
Anyone else would've called it the 'teeth' brush.

"..Did you just get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut."

[By the way, if I offend anyone, please tell me. gonk ]]
I don't get how these jokes can be offending, but they were pretty funny in a corny way. xd
I found a corny joke on a website.

'A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries." The clerk says, "This is a library." Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.'


LOL. xd

Some people might have found the 'hill-billy' part offensive. I wouldn't know if anyone here does, so I wanted to make sure it wasn't meant in a bad way. C:

lol!
But I don't get the joke about the two guys... neutral

captain aquarius
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captain aquarius
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:31 am


This is also one of those corny jokes again. lol!

When a patient came round after an operation, the surgeon told her: "I'm afraid we're going to have to open you up again. You see, unfortunately, I left my rubber gloves inside you."
The patient said: Well, if that's all it is, I'd prefer you to leave me alone and I'll buy you a new pair
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