Corrupt A Wish

[and_solo_said]

Jehosaphat

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, the lions train you!

I wish...that all that is evil in this world, the wicked optometrists, false detectives, receptionists, actors, bankers, reporters, hotel co-managers, counts, girlfriends, financial advisors, waiters, captains, false captains, mill owners, vicee principals, teachers, students, false doormen, villagers, Elders, doctors, nurses, false medical professionals, carnival employees, false fortune tellers, men and women of the jury, shoe emporium employees, submarine captains, snow scouts, snow scout troup managers, people too concerned about fashion for their own good, and counts would be brought to justice, and that the noble and well-read people could live where, dare I say, they can truthfully say that The World is Quiet Here.

Granted, but the axe-maniacs take power.

I wish that I could think of a flawless wish  

[and_solo_said]

Granted, but you still die painfully like the rest of us!

I wish I could disprove Moscovici's theories on minoriity influennce  

[and_solo_said]

Granted, but then you become a recluse and go crazy with loneliness.

I wish I could bring your daughter to the slaughter  

[and_solo_said]

Granted, but everyone else plays the wrong songs, making you look stupid.

I wish I could speak fluent Suomi  

[and_solo_said]

Granted, but your computer breaks

I wish I was Allah