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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:20 am
 Quote: Dear Diary,
The weirdest things have started happening to me ever since I moved from Gaia. How long ago that was! And yet, all the same, it never calms down. And things have just seemed to have been piling up on me lately especially. First that strange library, then those mysterious artifacts, and now some godforsaken possessed leaf.
It might be the strangest thing I've collected recently. (Which is really saying something, considering the two squalling toddlers and a vial of...glowing.) Case in point: this morning the leaf and I played hide and seek for three hours. I know. You're asking, "How can a leaf play hide and seek?" Well, my dear diary, I'm not sure either, but it certainly did. At first I thought it was Mikhael playing and moving the leaf for me to find. But I CAUGHT THE DAMN THING MOVING BY ITSELF. It was inching along the table, using small wafts of air and some strange snail like momentum it was getting from some place I couldn't see. The last time it hid, I almost didn't find it. Damn sneaky thing hid in a tree.
Smartassed little piece of vegetation.
I'm sure you're asking now, diary, "Well Raife, where did you get such a fine specimen of the bizarre?" This is where it gets even weirder. Some damn strange woman I've never seen before gave it to me. Who gives people leaves? Especially magically enchanted, moving, sneaky leaves. I'm not sure I trust the thing. I was specifically told not to rip it apart. This is fortunate for the leaf, because, had I not been told as such, the first thing I would have done with the damn leaf is rip it apart. It can't be normal. I want to see how it works. I suspect a microscopic mechanism, and intend to investigate with my microscope as soon as possible.
But first, a little more hide and seek.
Damned if I don't like the leaf.
- Raife. Closing the heavy bound journal, Raife sighed and drummed her fingers absently on the oak table beneath it, squinting her eyes at the leaf. She had it settled comfortably onto a little bed of tissues, having nothing else to put it on. This batch of tissues was dry. The ones she'd wet before hadn't gone over too well with the little leaf. Despite her angry claims that a leaf couldn't be "upset," somehow, the leaf had managed to approximate some sort of abject horror at the water, squirming and inching away from it and hissing wildly. Hissing? She had to be going crazy. To imagine that the leaf was taking on animal like properties, or any properties at all besides those of a leaf wasn't right. Perhaps it was time to go see a shrink. Or maybe just drown herself in a quart of chocolate chip ice cream.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:18 pm
 Quote: Dear Diary,
Just a bit of an update on the leaf. It seems Sir Wigglybottom (that's what I've taken to calling it...all leaves need pet names if they MOVE) has found new hide and seek partners. Well, begrudgingly, anyway. Declan started it, really. The boy seemed absolutely fascinated with the leaf. Tried to stick it in his mouth but I wouldn't let him. The leaf wouldn't let him either. It tried to -rather successfully for a leaf- run away. Declan, however, entranced by this new development, and a rather curious child by nature, followed. He wanted more of that leaf! The leaf took off and hid everywhere it could. Behind pots, in pots, in cupboards (explain to me how a leaf gets IN cupboards) and it even tried that tree trick again! Once, it hid in the fireplace, and came out covered in soot. So did Declan, and we all got baths after that. Much to the leaf's odd chagrin. Declan managed to, to my surprise, find the leaf, not only every time it hid, but faster than I did as well. I don't know what to make of that kid. Absolutely bizarre.
Anyway, more on the leaf. After figuring out that, for some reason, the leaf abhors water, and also figuring out that it's sneaky, a little skittish and can't be trusted to watch over a hamburger (don't ask, I found it laying on top and trying to worm inside!!), I wanted to find out what else I could do to make it squirm help foster a good environment for my new floral friend.
It wiggled when I took it outside to watch the birds. I'm not sure what that meant. Likes them perhaps? It was kind of a violent sort of wiggle, however, making the situation even weirder. Wants to attack the birds? Again, that same tired litany you've heard before. WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS LEAF??
I tried exposing it to different kinds of music. It liked the more exciting music better. Punk music seemed to have a positive effect. So did ska. Only upbeat Jazz. Smooth jazz seemed to put it to sleep. I'm kind of proud of the little punky thing for its good taste.
Oh, and I caught it trying to chase a squirrel yesterday. What the hell does that mean? It loves to try and chase things. The kids, animals. Thank god it's tiny and a little awkard at moving. Makes it easy to find.
But damn if it isn't fast for a leaf.
Anway, I'll regale you with more tales of the leaf later. I have to go watch the damn thing before it chases another cricket out of the house and I have to send Declan to find it.
-Raife "GODDAMN IT, YOU DAMN LEAF! GET BACK HERE BEFORE I..PUT YOU IN TIME OUT!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:39 pm
 "It just takes a little finesse." "What?" "Everything living can be reasoned with, even a full grown tiger. So a leaf should be no problem." Raife looked up skeptically at her muse as he tucked the leaf in his shirt breast pocket. He seemed assured about this. Well, he seemed assured about a lot of things, but mostly he kept that assuredness to himself. Raife had asked this time however, and he'd taken over in the quiet, firm, accomplished leadership that seemed to naturally exude from him. He would watch the leaf for the day. Meanwhile, Raife would take a rest from chasing the damn thing all over the living room, writing angry, confused journal entries about it, and whining at it in an effort to get it to stay still. In fact, Raife was taking a break from everything today. Mikhael and Declan were with Trance, picking out the shoes of Mik's choice. Galen and Moros were respectively sleeping and hibernating of a sort, in some sort of strange recuperative cocoon of blankets and pillows, and would not be disturbed. The bottle was...a bottle, no matter how shiny. And unlike the leaf, it didn't move. And the leaf was, as previously stated, with Zeno. The muse. This break from the action would give her a little time to reflect on this new development. Would she have to always watch this leaf? Would it always remain a leaf? Gaia was famous for turning things into things they were not. If it was going to always stay a leaf, she would have to figure out some sort of new accommodations for it. The little bed of tissues was too easy for it to leave. In fact, so was a cage, or anything designed to keep things in. It was practically two dimensional, and could easily find its way out of anything, if what it wanted was outside. And it was most lively at night, when she was trying to sleep. This was highly inappropriate of a leaf. Weren't they supposed to react best to sunlight and water? The leaf liked little of either. It did enjoy a good sunbeam on occasion, filtering in onto its little chlorophyll cells or whatever. Raife wasn't a botanist. She didn't give a whit how plants worked. But this one was curious. Even to her. She tried to think of things to keep the leaf grounded without killing it. Stuff it in a jello mold? No, too sticky. A pillow? It'd suffocate in there. Some sort of leash? How would that work?! She thought in vain. If only her brain wasn't a piddly small thing, given to sudden, useless bursts of trivia and squealing, perhaps she would be able to think of something...
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:42 am
This one was most special to the young girl and so she was very fond of delivering the message of growth. Indeed this was the strange leaf she had saved from the dog ! Tyyne was moving towards the door quite content with herself and put down a letter, a package of soil and an orange flowerpot as usual. For a moment she pondered on ringing the bell to look at the leaf, but decided against it and turned around to go back home.A letter from Eden
Dear Raife,
I hope you and your leaf are well. As we experienced your leaf is a little hissing troublemaker, but I hope everything went fine with you. Experiences have shown that it supports the growth of the leaf when it's planted. Yes, planted. That's why I'm sending you a special flowerpot and some soil along with this letter. We don't really know how it works right now, but usually the leaf is able to gather strength and relax and will hopefully grow into a young toddler then. Feel free to visit our project's house if you have questions or just want to meet other Eden owners.
Have a nice day
~Lena [ Please roleplay the planting scene to make your leaf develop ]
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:16 am
It wasn't very often that Raife received mail. Living on the outskirts of Gaia had its perks, for sure. There were no sounds of traffic to interrupt her sleep at night. No neighbors prying into her business. Spacious land with which to raise her boys. And, most importantly, she could have a sprawling house for the cost of a three bedroom cottage in the city. Ordering groceries on the internet totally made everything possible.
However, there were just some things that didn't happen in the boondocks, and one of the ones that she most sorely missed was mail. She never got real mail. Oh sure, occassionally, she would get mail for "Occupant" or "Winner" (She never really was) or even Ms. Raife (Almost exclusively bills) but never anything that really lit her up.
So of course, given this lack of mail, it was an utter shock when a small flower pot and soil showed up at Raife's doorstep. She'd been coming home from her morning jog when she'd noticed the pot at the door. She hadn't been gone long. How had it gotten there?
And then she remembered the leaf.
Perhaps that pot had walked there by itself.
Dear God. That leaf was poisoning her mind.
She shook her head and sighed. She was being ridiculous. It was just a pot. Someone had probably found it on the road outlying the house by a half a mile and thought she'd dropped it on her drive over. Oh well. Joke was on them. She didn't have a car and this wasn't her pot. But all the tricky luck for her. She had a new pot.
She started to pick up her new gardening accessory when she noticed a note attached to it. Scanning it slowly, she scowled a bit. It WAS from the leaf lady. She nearly dropped the pot squeamishly. What if the pot moved like the leaf? Now she had to watch a pot as well as a leaf? She sighed and scooped it up and headed inside with an arm full of gardening supplies. She hoped Mik was still with the leaf where she left them. He may have been young, but he was incredibly responsible for his age. She just hoped he was watchful enough to not let the leaf get away.
She grinned a bit. Planting would fix that. At least now she'd always know where the leaf was. She could set the little thing up by the stereo and play it some punk and let it get its groove thing on....within the confines of the pot. Halleluiah. She'd been cursed and blessed at the same time.
"Finally fixing to bury me?" Raife was stopped in the front foyer by her conscience, Trance, grinning and gleefully munching on an oversized bag of chips.
"Yup. That's it." Raife sneered. "That's the last time you leave the toilet seat up, or have sex in the backyard." Trance manufactured a look of hurt.
"Harsh. I haven't left the toilet seat up in weeks." He grinned a bit, and cocked his head. "What's it really for? That's not enough soil to bury my foot. And I assume it's for the pot." He gestured with a grease and salt covered finger.
"Mmmh, I got a note that said I should plant that wiggly leaf thing. Good for it or something." Wait. Wait. She remembered something from the letter. Something that she probably should have read over better. She scanned the memory through her brain, and then stopped suddenly, growing pale.
"Oh s**t. Another kid."
The pot clattered to the carpet, but didn't break, and a silence filled the room, broken only by the sound of amused chip munching.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:34 pm
"Eh?"
Raife smiled patiently at the confused toddler nestled on her lap. She was never quite as patient otherwise as she was with her oldest, Mik, in tow. She'd had to learn to be so with him.
"We're going to plant the leaf, baby bird. You know, like how you and Trance planted seeds in the vegetable garden?"
Mikhael didn't quite get the whole planting thing yet. He didn't quite have the maturity in brain power to associate the seeds with the little sprouts that were now growing in the garden. Maybe in another year...he grew so fast. But he remembered sticking things in the dirt. Little wiggly fingers reached out for the leaf, eagerly. Raife smiled encouragingly.
"That's right."
The leaf wiggled a commotion when the muse boy reached out to grab it, practically lunging at his fingers. He drew his fingers back a bit, hesitantly, as if the leaf could actually bite him. It seemed to want to. Raife frowned a bit. What kind of leafchild was this? She wondered if once it was let out of the leaf, it would go on some sort of murderous rampage, hunting down her family? Did it EAT feathered things? Would it try to eat Mik? Was it really a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater child? Sighing, she rubbed the bridge of her nose. She was getting a bit ridiculous, as usual. Perhaps the leaf just didn't like little kids.
Reaching forward as Mik did, she waited for a frantic response of some sort from the leaf. None came. It kind of wiggled a bit, but that was the extent of its action. Picking it up gently, she squinted at it, and then pointed to the dirt. "We're going to plant you or whatever now, okay? Attempting a smile, she gestured at Mik to poke his fingers in the dirt and make a hole. The youngster gleefully dug his whole little hand into the soil, creating a much bigger hole than necessary, but that could be fixed. She continued to squint at the leaf, wondering how it felt about being planted.
Wait. Was she wondering what a leaf felt?! This kid was poisoning her brain. She shook her head and smiled wryly.
"Alright, little guy. Into the soil you go. Hope it's to your liking." She poked the leaf into the soil hole, tucking some extra soil snugly around it with Mikhael's help. The leaf wiggled a bit, but seemed to settle down into the material, no longer fussing about Mikhael. Raife smiled and made a show of dusting her hands off, and grinned at Mikhael as he mimicked the gesture. "Well. I'd say we did a good job. Time to water the little sprite, I suppose." Raife wrinkled her nose at the memory that the leaf wasn't fond of water, but honestly. What could a leaf stuck in soil do to her?
Perhaps she would finally get revenge for the three hours she spent looking for the leaf that morning.
Leaving Mikhael with his head propped on his arms watching the pot, she moved to the kitchen to pour some water into a cup to water the leaf. As the cup filled, she wondered idly how exactly a child would come out of the plant. Would it grow and blossom and slowly gain feet and a head and a body? She giggled at the mental image that produced. Hopefully it was something a little different.
She returned with the cup in a minute, pouring it carefully over the leaf. It wiggled futily, thrashing a bit in the soil like an angered....well, an angered leaf. Raife just chuckled and murmured patiently. "It's good for you." She turned towards Mik with a decidedly cheerful smile. It was fun showing up that little troublemaking leaf. "Well. Shall we put it in some sun?"
Mik smiled back and nodded, agreeing mostly for the sake of being two. He followed Raife as she settled the pot on a low ledge, not in direct sunlight -again, something the little leaf seemed not to be fond of- but rather in a low warmth of sun, pleasingly temperate. Standing back, she eyed the pot critically after a moment.
"Good. That'll do."
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:22 pm
Quote: Dear Diary,
I know you're probably sick of hearing about all this and my psychotic hallucinations about moving leaves, but you're a diary, so haha! Too bad for you. In any case, a new development. A pot showed up at my door from the same lady that sent me the leaf. The pot, as of yet, does not appear to be sentient, but I was instructed to plant the leaf in the pot. I didn't think that leaves could grow new plants, and frankly, not to my surprise, it isn't. The little guy seems to be more sedate in his soil home as well.
Speaking of little guys, Gaia strikes again. Apparently, the leaf, much like that book I found in that old house, is going to turn into some little kid.
Another kid. Exactly what I need.
Well, we have room and babysitters, playmates and patience. And a little boy's paradise in the backyard. I suppose there are few places better.
I'm kind of curious what it might be like if the leaf turns out to be a little girl. I'm the only girl in a house thick with testosterone yet, and I've never had to take care of a little girl. I've heard it's different. Of course it's different. Would she like the other boys? Would she like the toys? Would she get along with Trance and Nero and Zeno?
Well, I suppose that's just something to find out when the time comes. If it is a girl, it's certainly a tomboy. The leaf loves punk music and the cute little british flag sticker and red bandana I tied on its pot. It wiggled. Happily, I may add, for once.
I'm a little worried about the violent tendencies it seems to have towards Mikhael. My little winged one is such a shy and tentative boy, I don't know how I'll deal with something that wants to attack him. I suppose, if it is a child, it'll just have to be taught rules and boundaries, just like any other child.
I'm enjoying the lack of raucous created by planting the leaf. I wonder if the child'll be permanently in a pot. Heh. Instant car seat.
In any case, I'm sure it'll be okay. I hope it'll be okay. It usually is. If it really is another child, Trance, Zeno, Nero and myself will welcome it with open arms, and give it a home. I'll be glad to.
-Raife Raife smiled and turned her head to peer at the pot, the leaf flattened against the soil, lazily sunning itself on the windowsil. It seemed to be enjoying a single sunbeam, and had the posture of a child drifting off to sleep. It wasn't the only one. Mik and Dec were the same, tucked in their respective playpens, with the same, familiar posture. It felt safe, welcoming and home. Perhaps the leaf fit after all.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:45 pm
"Will you please not play with that? Honestly, you're a grown man, and that's not a toy."
Trance grinned at Raife's exasperated, motherly tone, shooting back roguish glee. "I won't drop it. I promise." Raife had reason to be worried. The anxiety of the moment was the leaf c** pot spinning on Trance's pointer finger like a basketball. Raife grimaced.
"I'm absolutely sure you don't think you will, but I, frankly, and with good reason, do not have as much confidence in yoUU HEY." Her voice pitched unsteadily as he tossed the pot into the air then caught it neatly. "Especially don't do that. Gimme that." She jerked it from his hands irritatedly, checking it for cracks. "Last time I let you take care of the indoor plants. It's the garden for you." She shooed him outside, tucking the probably very dizzy little potted leaf under her arm.
Once the troublemaking conscience had been ushered to where he was less dangerous, she lifted the pot up to examine the leaf closer. Aside from appearing a wee bit confused, it was wiggling happily! She frowned and winged an eyebrow. It must have liked the rough play.
"You're a weird one, aren't you?" She couldn't help but smile. With Mik and Dec, who were both fairly reserved, Trance hadn't gotten someone to really roughhouse with, and Cray didn't have a playmate. Perhaps this leaf would produce both. It continued to rock out to some internal music, oblivious to her musings.
Suddenly, an idea.
"Hey, yeah, you wanna rock out? I can arrange that." She smiled and walked the leaf into her bedroom, settling the pot onto a nice windowsil not much different from the one it was sitting on before. Reaching into her drawer, she rummaged around a bit, humming to herself. "Now...I know it's in here somewhe--ahah!" She lifted a cd player, wiggling it a little in triumph. "I knew it was in there. So, what sounds good?" She popped open the player with a flick of her thumb to see what was inside. "Ramones? That'll do, eh?" Snapping it shut, she ambled back over to the pot and fixed the adjoining headset around the pot, with one ear piece on each side. "Comfy?" Without waiting for an answer, she turned the cd player on, setting the volume lower than she'd listen to herself, but high enough that the tunes'd carry through the terra cotta covered soil. "Alright. You chew on that for a bit." Grinning, she flopped over on her bed, listening to the ambient music filtering through the pot. She could just hear it, and from the wiggles-to-the-beat the leaf was giving off, she imagined it was enjoying the music just fine. She was starting to enjoy the little nuances she was slowly learning about her new little friend.
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:35 pm
Quote: Dear Diary,
It's his fault.
Why did I ever trust Trance Allington, master of disaster, careless jerk and all around little-boy-in-a-man's-body to watch over the pot.
Oh I know why.
The job was EASY. It involved very little to do with the pot itself. in fact, it involved nothing to do with the pot. It involved keeping the kids occupied.
But somehow.
Somehow. I have a pot now that says "Up yours." Written in White Out around the lid. It's written very neatly, but that's not the point. THAT ISN'T THE POINT. There's a toddler in there. In a pot that's telling me something obscene. Who knows what that'll do to the kid! He's already a little punk brat.
What do you do with a grown-up that disobeys? Do I put him in timeout? Do I spank his a**? I wasn't really sure. The best thing I thought of was to punch him in the stomach.
So I did.
Unfortunately, he's got about 60 pounds on me and about six inches in height, so that did all for crap. I really am worried about if this'll do anything to the kid. I put up with him tying the bandana around the pot. I even added the little British sticker myself. I thought it was cute, and that pot LOVES the Brits. Well, and The Ramones, of course. His favorite. His? I suppose it could be a girl. Or unisex, for all I know. I don't really know much.
I suppose I see where Trance was coming from. It seems to FIT the pot, in some odd way. I hate to admit it, but it's true. BUT, I still don't want my toddler to turn into some little two year old badass. Or for Trance to get the idea that it's okay to write on the pot. Next time it could be a*****e. Or worse. So it's up to me, and maybe occassionally Zeno, when I can muster up the courage to ask the moody b*****d.
But really. Trance has a garden! He grows the best tomatoes I've ever tasted! I thought it'd be okay.
Stupid Jerk.
-Raife
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:38 am
It is already dark outside as the leaf starts to twitch slightly. It's shaking it's tip from one side to another in the darkness. The movement is so strong that even the pot trembles a bit and out of sudden a loud hiss echoes through the air. What's happening ?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:45 am
Raife, in the midst of grabbing her midnight snack, startled at the sound of the rattling pot and the hissing. Her eyes darted around, looking for the source, momentarily forgetting her animated vegetation in her bleary eyed state. "What the...did someone let a cat in?" She looked around wildly until she spotted the pot, where she'd left it on the counter, rattling and hissing, the leaf throwing a fit.
"What the...?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:49 am
As the leaf notices the attention it continues to rattle and hiss even louder. The whole pot is trembling now and close to fall. Out of sudden black fur starts to grow on the leaf and vanishes within seconds just to grow again.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:52 am
Raife nearly jumped out of her skin as the rattling grew louder and the leaf grew...black? She squinted in the darkness, trying to see what had happened, but the leaf was already back to gree--no, it was black again? She shook her head and pressed her fingers to the bridge of her nose. She had to be going crazy.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:56 am
And just now the leaf starts it's final presentation. The sound quickly switches from purring to hissing and the shaking grows wilder and wilder until the leaf manages to make the pot fall down...and break. Accompanied by a loud meow the leaf slides out of the soil and glows in a shocking yellow for a moment before the light fades out again. Two yellow eyes appear just right where the leaf had been and stare at Raife with anger.
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