I Didn't Do It!

[Dart DeathClaw]

I stole my friend's money straight from his wallet and put up a great facade so he couldn't tell that i did it even though i stared him down when he questioned me about it. It was tough to not break out laughing.... He called around for about twenty minute to see if anyone even saw his wallet. which i also stole but some time after i stole the money. And BEFORE I helped this man mastermind a way to steal my roomie's "Wanted" moive dvd by inserting the movie into my game case and "lending" it to my friend. One of my suite mates confessed that he might have lost the "Wanted" movie and went out and bought him a replacement... so me and my friend decided to have a vow of silence about the whole incident to my roomie. hmmm that's all i can recall right now.  

[Dart DeathClaw]

But I didn't do it >.> <.<  

[Dart DeathClaw]

you just want the credit for my awesome skills....  

[Dart DeathClaw]

ooooh, withholding information. such a terrible person, Queenie... tsk tsk... heh heh heh... It's a secret, why tell anyone? s**t, that's pretty much how i run my whole life. "You weren't there to see it, why should i tell you?" type thing. meeeh.... if you ask about it though i'll tell you... but you have to ask about it specifically. can't ask "what did you do yesterday?" to get me to tell that i ran over a man and didn't stop. You'd have to ask "Did you hit someone driving yesterday?" or "Anything bad happen while you were driving?" HAH oh god i just figured it out, i don't think about my whole day unless you remind me of something i did, then about a two hour chunk that surrounds that moment clears up, but nothing more than that. Oh i stole my dad's moneh. well... i didn't give him the thirty dollars in change back, but technically stealing.