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 Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:18 pm
buzzkid24 Pixie Saylor buzzkid24 Pixie Saylor Buzz. If you did that in my store last year, I would have chopped your ******** balls off. Right there in front of everyone. No ******** joke. But I'm not working this year and so I'm going to sit at home and do nothing as people lose limbs buying cheap laptops. I will find out where you work, and I will go there on Black Friday next year and get ALL the kids hopped up on caffeine, and just let them run wild... JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!
HIRUN-- WHATEVER! Staying up is almost as fun as the seeing the carnage itself! And whatever, I'm not looking up prices for game systems I don't need.
MOOELL-- Thanks for the moo point... rolleyes
BOO FOR PEOPLE SLEEPING IN!!! That's not in the spirit of America!! You should be shipped off to Canada... talk2hand As long as you don't want to ever make babies, that's fine. heart heart Have you not heard my argument for making being gay compulsory?? I'm fine with not baking little creatures that just dry up my money well. mm, but grow a pair jokes will be HILARIOUS, and you always will have to make excuses for not having balls, and you can't EVER refer to yourself as having balls. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:52 pm
Pixie Saylor buzzkid24 Pixie Saylor buzzkid24 Pixie Saylor Buzz. If you did that in my store last year, I would have chopped your ******** balls off. Right there in front of everyone. No ******** joke. But I'm not working this year and so I'm going to sit at home and do nothing as people lose limbs buying cheap laptops. I will find out where you work, and I will go there on Black Friday next year and get ALL the kids hopped up on caffeine, and just let them run wild... JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!
HIRUN-- WHATEVER! Staying up is almost as fun as the seeing the carnage itself! And whatever, I'm not looking up prices for game systems I don't need.
MOOELL-- Thanks for the moo point... rolleyes
BOO FOR PEOPLE SLEEPING IN!!! That's not in the spirit of America!! You should be shipped off to Canada... talk2hand As long as you don't want to ever make babies, that's fine. heart heart Have you not heard my argument for making being gay compulsory?? I'm fine with not baking little creatures that just dry up my money well. mm, but grow a pair jokes will be HILARIOUS, and you always will have to make excuses for not having balls, and you can't EVER refer to yourself as having balls. biggrin Whatever, I'd snap you in half. talk2hand
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:26 pm
Pixie, shall I find out which part of the brain violent urges come from and remove it from him, too? O:
I kind of want to go to the mall today for lunch, but it's going to be crowded. And Black Friday generally frightens me. D:
Though, are people still crowding around at this time? I guess so. XD
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:02 pm
Everyone knows Buzz has a v****a.
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:23 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:21 pm
omgomg Black Friday.
Me and my mom got up around 2:30 am ( after I'd gone to bed at like .. 11:30 ) and joined the huge line at Best Buy.
We stood in line with crazy people.. it started raining, we were cold, I saw Sylfy there who got there at 11 PM the night before ROFL and yeah.. it was flipping insane. o.o;;;
But I saved like... $100. And my mommy got a laptop sorta like mine.
FROM THERE... we went to Starbucks at like 5:45 am, HUGE line, and then we went to Wal-Mart and decided a $2 DVD wasn't worth waiting in line for two hours. gonk
SO THEN WE WENT HOME AND DROPPED STUFF OFF SO WE HAD AN EMPTY TRUNK AND FELT SECURE NSTUFF.
And thennn.. we went to McDonalds and Fred Meyer and Kmart and the Mall and Target and a few other places. O_O;;;
So after shopping for seven hours I got home and slept for one, then had to go to work for six hours.
My goooooooddd I was tired.
BUT I GOTTED STUFF ON SALE. >8D
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:57 am
I had to work on Black Friday. Luckily I wasn't in the store at the 4am
opening, but it still sucked hard core. Basically I had 0 hours of training
(watching the sexual harrasment video is not training) and they decide
hey you should go in the dressing room.
Dressing room- I brought everyone the right things when they were
asking for sizes/fits/colors/styles. I kept the dressing room neat and tidy,
and everyone in an orderly line. Then I got yelled at, because I wasn't
folding clothes, so I start folding clothes too. They then yell at me again
for doing it wrong. Here's an idea...If you're gonna be so ******** picky
why don't you train me first? You dumb t**t. So they moved me to
greetering.
Greeter- ::Smile warmly:: Welcome to Lane Bryant! No!!! That's not good
enough. She told me that I needed to tell them about the buy one get one
free sale in the greeting, so I added that. Then she's all, tell them that
Cacique is also on sale. So I added that to my greeting. Then she yells at
me that Spanx, and Panties are not on sale. So I add the disclaimer to
my greeting. Eventually my greeting was so ******** long that I was
following people around the store to say it all. So I go up to her and
say "Would you like for me to write my greeting down? That way our
guests can go home and read it at their earliest convenience." I got yelled
at again (which maybe I deserved for being lippy), and moved to the
stock room.
Stock room- Go fill in the things that are gone, because they've been
bought. Ok simple enough. Sweaters? Done! Jeans? Done! Purses?
Done! Jewelry? Done! Bras?...Oh no. Going over to the Cacique side to
fill bras meant meeting our resident crazy lady. Crazy decided that she'd
take me under her wing. Oh jesus ******** it! >_<; So Crazy basically
hijacks me in the middle of bra filling to help her clean up this horrible
mess she's made, because all day she has not put one single bra back
after doing a fitting. So there's like 50 headlight hammocks just laying
around. Great. After we put everything back, I waited until one of the
voices in her head distracted her and ran to the stock room to hide. So
I'm back there doing whatever scut work I can find, and working on my
greeting to myself when here comes Crazy. The stock room manager
sold me out, because apparently as soon as I left Crazy started pestering
her! Crazy basically dragged me back out into Cacique where I spent the
rest of the day saying things like "No I don't think 9 cats are too many"
and "Sure, your kids were only joking when they mentioned the nursing
home." or "I don't care who you're buying that silky number for please
keep your sex life personal." ::Shudder::
I plan to get fired from that job. I just need to think of evil things to do
that are self satisfying in a non-sexual manner.
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:34 am
ks331084 Everyone knows Buzz has a v****a. We already knew this. Thanks for your oh-so-valuable input.
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