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MegaTherion777

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:41 pm


rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:08 pm


MegaTherion777
rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"

Neither do boys leading packs of monkeys. Or refridgerators that save people from nuclear blasts because of "lead lining". rolleyes And I don't mind some Russian bad guys, but when they just throw them in there for no apparent reason because the fake accents sound funny, in just about every action movie I've seen, it gets a bit old.

Rotting Gnarl


MegaTherion777

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:21 pm


Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"

Neither do boys leading packs of monkeys. Or refridgerators that save people from nuclear blasts because of "lead lining". rolleyes And I don't mind some Russian bad guys, but when they just throw them in there for no apparent reason because the fake accents sound funny, in just about every action movie I've seen, it gets a bit old.


so, for example, you wouldnt mind the boondock saints, where the bad guys are two warring mob families - the russians and the italians (because this was actually a problem in boston when this was made) - and the good guys are some vigilante irish dudes who take on both families?
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:33 pm


MegaTherion777
Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"

Neither do boys leading packs of monkeys. Or refridgerators that save people from nuclear blasts because of "lead lining". rolleyes And I don't mind some Russian bad guys, but when they just throw them in there for no apparent reason because the fake accents sound funny, in just about every action movie I've seen, it gets a bit old.


so, for example, you wouldnt mind the boondock saints, where the bad guys are two warring mob families - the russians and the italians (because this was actually a problem in boston when this was made) - and the good guys are some vigilante irish dudes who take on both families?

Not really. If it's actually accurate, I don't mind. Like, I can't complain about a movie about the Cuban Missile Crisis. But when there's no reason whatsoever for the bad guy to be Russian, it gets on my nerves. Also, some of my Middle Eastern friends were kinda weirded out by 300's depiction of the freakish Persian horde and its unsettlingly feminine leader. neutral

Rotting Gnarl


MegaTherion777

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:37 pm


Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"

Neither do boys leading packs of monkeys. Or refridgerators that save people from nuclear blasts because of "lead lining". rolleyes And I don't mind some Russian bad guys, but when they just throw them in there for no apparent reason because the fake accents sound funny, in just about every action movie I've seen, it gets a bit old.


so, for example, you wouldnt mind the boondock saints, where the bad guys are two warring mob families - the russians and the italians (because this was actually a problem in boston when this was made) - and the good guys are some vigilante irish dudes who take on both families?

Not really. If it's actually accurate, I don't mind. Like, I can't complain about a movie about the Cuban Missile Crisis. But when there's no reason whatsoever for the bad guy to be Russian, it gets on my nerves. Also, some of my Middle Eastern friends were kinda weirded out by 300's depiction of the freakish Persian horde and its unsettlingly feminine leader. neutral


historically, xerxes was reported to have had feminine facial features
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:43 pm


Didn't xXx also have Russians as the bad guys?

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Rotting Gnarl

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:50 pm


MegaTherion777
Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"

Neither do boys leading packs of monkeys. Or refridgerators that save people from nuclear blasts because of "lead lining". rolleyes And I don't mind some Russian bad guys, but when they just throw them in there for no apparent reason because the fake accents sound funny, in just about every action movie I've seen, it gets a bit old.


so, for example, you wouldnt mind the boondock saints, where the bad guys are two warring mob families - the russians and the italians (because this was actually a problem in boston when this was made) - and the good guys are some vigilante irish dudes who take on both families?

Not really. If it's actually accurate, I don't mind. Like, I can't complain about a movie about the Cuban Missile Crisis. But when there's no reason whatsoever for the bad guy to be Russian, it gets on my nerves. Also, some of my Middle Eastern friends were kinda weirded out by 300's depiction of the freakish Persian horde and its unsettlingly feminine leader. neutral


historically, xerxes was reported to have had feminine facial features

Did he also have all the piercings and mannerisma and crap in that movie? No. But then, that movie was so stupid that I half-expected the ending to feature dinosaurs and light-sabers.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:52 pm


Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
Rotting Gnarl
MegaTherion777
rofl

but seriously, russians and aliens do not belong in the indiana jones canon. they should have stopped with "the last crusade"

Neither do boys leading packs of monkeys. Or refridgerators that save people from nuclear blasts because of "lead lining". rolleyes And I don't mind some Russian bad guys, but when they just throw them in there for no apparent reason because the fake accents sound funny, in just about every action movie I've seen, it gets a bit old.


so, for example, you wouldnt mind the boondock saints, where the bad guys are two warring mob families - the russians and the italians (because this was actually a problem in boston when this was made) - and the good guys are some vigilante irish dudes who take on both families?

Not really. If it's actually accurate, I don't mind. Like, I can't complain about a movie about the Cuban Missile Crisis. But when there's no reason whatsoever for the bad guy to be Russian, it gets on my nerves. Also, some of my Middle Eastern friends were kinda weirded out by 300's depiction of the freakish Persian horde and its unsettlingly feminine leader. neutral


historically, xerxes was reported to have had feminine facial features

Did he also have all the piercings and mannerisma and crap in that movie? No. But then, that movie was so stupid that I half-expected the ending to feature dinosaurs and light-sabers.
well of course it was stupid - it's based on a frank miller comic. all i was saying was, if you look at a persian coin with a portrait of xerxes on it, he has somewhat feminine features.

MegaTherion777


Warrior of Metal
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:23 pm


I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:28 am


Warrior of Metal
I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."


swiss bad guys - so menacing.

MegaTherion777


Warrior of Metal
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:59 am


MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."


swiss bad guys - so menacing.

They are neutral evil. Now put them against a Swiss good guy, neutral good. The movie will take 4 hours to develop at all.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:00 am


Warrior of Metal
MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."


swiss bad guys - so menacing.

They are neutral evil. Now put them against a Swiss good guy, neutral good. The movie will take 4 hours to develop at all.
IF it develops any in the first place

MegaTherion777


Warrior of Metal
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:03 am


MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."


swiss bad guys - so menacing.

They are neutral evil. Now put them against a Swiss good guy, neutral good. The movie will take 4 hours to develop at all.
IF it develops any in the first place

There will be a full 3 hours of them sitting, facing each other, trying to decide if they will disagree. It will be silence.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:46 am


Warrior of Metal
MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."


swiss bad guys - so menacing.

They are neutral evil. Now put them against a Swiss good guy, neutral good. The movie will take 4 hours to develop at all.
IF it develops any in the first place

There will be a full 3 hours of them sitting, facing each other, trying to decide if they will disagree. It will be silence.


and then, the americans come in and kill them both. roll credits.

MegaTherion777


The War Starter

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:09 am


MegaTherion777
Warrior of Metal
I'm sick of the black guy always dying first in every horror movie, no exceptions. And would it kill them to kill off a virgin every now and then? Those bitches can be just as bad in the movies.

And the bad guy in most action movies is often Russian, it does seem that way. I want some Swiss bad guys. "Now, Mr. Bond, I may or may not have to enact my neutrally evil plan which can possibly bring you some degree of harm, but I am not decided on if I shall or shall not do this yet, so at the moment I remain neutral."


swiss bad guys - so menacing.

reminds me of futurama with the gray aliens.

"i don't have any strong feelings one way or the other"
*after learning he may be bombed to hell* "tell my wife i said 'hello'"
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